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I'm getting more and more worried about the language barrier with this title :| I hope its gonna be playable for gaijins like me
 
Raoul Duke said:
I think I may have to get a copy of this "game", then videotape myself shooting it, driving over it with my car, setting it on fire and finally dousing its smoldering remains with urine. Otherwise known as the "ICO treatment".

Seriously. How can people actually WANT this? This game is the penultimate result of the Vaginification of the modern male. Well, I for one won't stand for it. I mean, this may be appropriate for children. Kids under the age of 12, say. But YOU PEOPLE ARE GROWN ASS MEN IN SOME CASES HERE(and dopey manchildren like Oli).

I'm going to get drunk and pass out in a rage of bile and rum now. Thanks alot Nintendogs.
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Gee, guess someone has sand in their vagina.
 
You know that's a good point, this is nothing more than a virtual Aibo. But cheaper and with more interactivity. I don't recall nearly this amount of hate for the Aibo.
 
What can't those Nintendogs do?!?! :)

I really hope this makes its way to the US quickly... I really don't think importing is the way to go with this one.
 
SantaCruZer said:
So just because we are grown men we need to act like hooligans, thrash bars, and be full of rage? You can't play this game because you think it's uncool for grown men...so sad.
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No no no... this "game" IS uncool for grown men. Fact. You don't need to thrash bars, act like a hooligan or be full of rage to be a man. But playing a GODDAMN PUPPY SIMULATOR...

And for the folks who want to know why people hate this game, it's not because it's made by Nintendo or on the DS. It's because it is a farce of a "game" and a waste of resources, effort and oxygen too probably. Would you rather have a BRAND NEW MARIO PLATFORMER or a GODDAMN PUPPY SIMULATOR? Of course, only Nintendo would make something like this, and only Nintendo fans would get so perversely moist for it... but yeah. GODDAMN PUPPY SIMULATOR.

P.S. Demi sucks.
 
Raoul Duke said:
No no no... this "game" IS uncool for grown men. Fact. You don't need to thrash bars, act like a hooligan or be full of rage to be a man. But playing a GODDAMN PUPPY SIMULATOR...

And for the folks who want to know why people hate this game, it's not because it's made by Nintendo or on the DS. It's because it is a farce of a "game" and a waste of resources, effort and oxygen too probably. Would you rather have a BRAND NEW MARIO PLATFORMER or a GODDAMN PUPPY SIMULATOR? Of course, only Nintendo would make something like this, and only Nintendo fans would get so perversely moist for it... but yeah. GODDAMN PUPPY SIMULATOR.

P.S. Demi sucks.
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You seem to be taking it personally. :lol
 
mj1108 said:
You seem to be taking it personally. :lol
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Which is weird, because in actual life I have no problem with folks doing what they want with their lives so long as it doesn't hurt others. But come on, guys! Life is too short and has too little gaming time to be wasting it on GODDAMN PUPPY SIMULATORS.
 
Raoul Duke said:
Which is weird, because in actual life I have no problem with folks doing what they want with their lives so long as it doesn't hurt others. But come on, guys! Life is too short and has too little gaming time to be wasting it on GODDAMN PUPPY SIMULATORS.
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You just wasted a couple of minutes of your life by writing these replies.
 
SantaCruZer said:
You just wasted a couple of minutes of your life by writing these replies.
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No, life is just long enough to tell other people what kinds of entertainment they should enjoy on an internet message board.
 
It says a lot about the state of videogaming that grown men - and I use that term as loosely as possible here - can get excited about, as someone put it, about a 'puppy simulator'.

Jesus, people. get a grip. Go out and get a real-life dog - they are amazing creatures. And the REAL world they inhabit is an extraordinary place, and about 100 million times more interesting than this ridiculous waste of game.
 
Of course, in the real world it takes a lot of money, effort and time to own a dog and take care of it properly. Not everyone can do that, and there are already plenty of shitheads who don't take care of their pets, or try to keep a dog in an apartment.

Nintendogs looks like a fun diversion. I'm probably not going to buy the game, but can't imagine getting riled up over people who do. I'll bet it's more entertaining than Splinter Cell.
 
I can't believe people are genuinely pissed that this game is coming out. What a bunch of stupid asses.
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"Nintendogs won't shit on my rug."

Actually, I agree with this. I'm all for keeping pets out of the hands of people who would prefer a videogame that simulates such things. Hopefully, by the same logic they won't have children either, which would stop their degenerate genes from holding back our species.

I'm not pissed that this game is coming out. I'm just sad that transparent marketing-led projects such as this (Oooh, let's see... this one'll appeal to girls... and presumably grown men who have lost touch with life's meaning) actually gets people excited these days.
 
sriyantra said:
"Nintendogs won't shit on my rug."

Actually, I agree with this. I'm all for keeping pets out of the hands of people who would prefer a videogame that simulates such things. Hopefully, by the same logic they won't have children either, which would stop their degenerate genes from holding back our species.

I'm not pissed that this game is coming out. I'm just sad that transparent marketing-led projects such as this (Oooh, let's see... this one'll appeal to girls... and presumably grown men who have lost touch with life's meaning) actually gets people excited these days.
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So what should people get excited about? Madden 2006? Halo 3? GTA 16? Give it a break. It's a game that isn't meant for people like you. Get over it.
 
I don't know, seems like there's very little to get excited about in video games these days.

That's why I will continue to play mostly emulators on the XB (The Sentinel on the Amiga is an enduring favorite - there are so just so many interesting and imaginative games on that platform). Sorry, didn't mean to upset anyone. Just trying to put things in perspective a little.
 
sriyantra said:
It says a lot about the state of videogaming that grown men - and I use that term as loosely as possible here - can get excited about, as someone put it, about a 'puppy simulator'.

Jesus, people. get a grip. Go out and get a real-life dog - they are amazing creatures. And the REAL world they inhabit is an extraordinary place, and about 100 million times more interesting than this ridiculous waste of game.
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By this logic, you can classify tons of videogames as wastes of space.

"Who buys Madden? GO PLAY REAL FOOTBALL L0SER!"

"Who buys SOCOM? JOIN TEH FUCKIN ARMY D00DE!"

"Who buys Mario? JUMP ON SOME ANTS AND EAT YER OWN MUSHROOMS IDOT!"

yoopoo said:
I can't believe people are genuinely pissed that this game is coming out. What a bunch of stupid asses.
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You fucking said it, man. Jesus christ.
 
I think I may have to get a copy of this "game", then videotape myself shooting it, driving over it with my car, setting it on fire and finally dousing its smoldering remains with urine. Otherwise known as the "ICO treatment".
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You know, knowing Nintendo, the cart would probably still work after all that. Why "ico" treatment?
 
i watched a very loveable trailer for the n-dogs online- looks super boring to me. for how long can you be entertained by throwing a fake frisbee to fake little yappy dogs? why no german sheppard? why can't i make them attack people? what annoys me the most is everyone saying: this game is GREAT for girls. that sucks, girls aren't that lame. sigh... okay, girls aren’t ALWAYS that lame.
 
b_dawk said:
i watched a very loveable trailer for the n-dogs online- looks super boring to me. for how long can you be entertained by throwing a fake frisbee to fake little yappy dogs? why no german sheppard? why can't i make them attack people? what annoys me the most is everyone saying: this game is GREAT for girls. that sucks, girls aren't that lame. sigh... okay, girls aren’t ALWAYS that lame.
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US version will have many popular dogs like German Sheppards.

Yes girls are at time not lame.
 
Nintendogs also takes advantage of the wireless capabilities of the Nintendo DS in some very unique ways. In what they’re currently calling Bark Mode, if you have a copy of Nintendogs and encounter another person that has Nintendogs but their DS is in sleep mode, your dog will bark at their dog. When that person opens their DS, a message that you recorded prior will play on their DS welcoming them to have a doggie-play date. In Nate’s case, his message was, “My name is Killer, and I will kill you.” More than likely you’ll also be making hilarious statements and the like. You can then give your puppy a gift to give the other puppy – Nintendogs way of trading items. When you do the transfer, your puppy will go on your friend’s DS and their puppy will go on your DS. Their puppy will stay on your DS until you turn it off. In Japan they’re expecting this would be a way for shy men to meet women by having messages to entice girls to get them to have their dogs meet. But I can just imagine what this is going to do with children in schools, or in our case, the children that work here at Game Informer. The hilarity will ensue the second this game comes out.
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http://www.gameinformer.com/News/Story/200504/N05.0408.1929.45149.htm
 
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