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Has Sue Storm ever actually cheated on Reed Richards?

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Yeah but how long do we expect that to last?

SQUADRON SUPREME #10

Leading on from the Squadron learns that Warrior Woman bent on conquest and driven by her own Civil War II prediction, has but one goal – the resurrection of Namor, the Sub-Mariner.
• Will the Squadron help her or stop her, and at what cost to their membership? And how will Ulysses’ visions and the events of Civil War II further affect the team?
 
What did Misty Knight do to tire out a man with the endurance of an immortal dragon?

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Misty a bad bitch. She gets what she wants.
Medusa does that whole "scorned wife with the pool boy" thing that I see a lot in my Lifetime made for TV movies.
Speaking of, not enjoying the current story arc that just started.
 
Remember at the very start of HIckman's F4, when it is implied that Reed prevents his kids from aging normally?

Shouldn't be used as a parameter for others, is what i'm saying. Is the kinda fuckery Reed would do.



Oh. Like hitler?
Wait, how did I missed that. Which issue and any pics.


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I always believed it's Franklin not wanting to grow up and him preventing his sister to age weirdly too.
 
I cringed so hard when Ben got handsome and Sue banged him in Ultimate FF. But I guess it wasn't cheating as Reed had become insane
ly awesome
at the time.
 
I'm pretty sure namor and t'challa have, namor multiple times.

I'm more interested in who are the notches on she-hulks bedpost. It's hinted she has slept with quite a few of Marvel's leading men.
 
Actually, GAF taught me that it's not cheating if you don't tell them about it and can use MLA citations to explain why monogamy isn't suited to human relationships
 
I'm pretty sure namor and t'challa have, namor multiple times.

I'm more interested in who are the notches on she-hulks bedpost. It's hinted she has slept with quite a few of Marvel's leading men.

If she she were to take the pipe from namor, he wouldn't be so damn bitter all the time. Namor is king simp in the Marvel universe
 
If she she were to take the pipe from namor, he wouldn't be so damn bitter all the time. Namor is king simp in the Marvel universe

Bitterness is a symptom of a simp that can fuck but only every so often. A simp who never gets the pussy wouldn't dare show any bitterness because if might fuck up his chances of getting some one day.
 
Bitterness is a symptom of a simp that can fuck but only every so often. A simp who never gets the pussy wouldn't dare show any bitterness because if might fuck up his chances of getting some one day.

Namor is getting ass. Just not from his golden haired goose. And he keeps trying to free her from the beanstalk, but the joke is that she doesn't want to go, and he can't see that for some reason.
 
I'm pretty sure namor and t'challa have, namor multiple times.

I'm more interested in who are the notches on she-hulks bedpost. It's hinted she has slept with quite a few of Marvel's leading men.

Namor is getting ass. Just not from his golden haired goose. And he keeps trying to free her from the beanstalk, but the joke is that she doesn't want to go, and he can't see that for some reason.

Nah, neither has. There's a panel on the previous page that explains why Namor doesn't actually measure up. Sue goes there to get Reeds attention, and receives the "zomg cosmic rays D" upon return. The other panel where he puts her in check is like the day before she goes. It's playing with fire except she has a literal forcefield.

He's a simp.

For the others mentioned, they all have a ding:

Peter got full NTRd by Norman Osborn with Gwen Stacy and her secret twins. I have no idea if this was retconned or not, but that was the issue that made me stop reading Spidey books for a while.

Wolverine killed a ton of his kids. He didn't know, but there was that.

Cyke had his woman banged by Namor.

So they all have strikes. Except Reed.
 
So Reed is the guy that everyone thinks is getting cucked, while lots of other fellas have it happening to them.

Reed Richards, everyone.
 
So Reed is the guy that everyone thinks is getting cucked, while lots of other fellas have it happening to them.

Reed Richards, everyone.

Reed's also the kind of guy who wouldn't mind as long as Sue was honest about it and he got to get his work done.

It's when he doesn't have Sue as a wife that he becomes unhinged.

But if Sue feels she isn't getting attention from Reed, she'll go to one of many of her male friends to remind Reed that he is still her husband and shouldn't always focus on his work.

Most bystanders think that means she's getting strange on the side, but there's never been any real proof of that, quite the contrary unlike Peter and Scott.
 
Reed's also the kind of guy who wouldn't mind as long as Sue was honest about it and he got to get his work done.

It's when he doesn't have Sue as a wife that he becomes unhinged.

But if Sue feels she isn't getting attention from Reed, she'll go to one of many of her male friends to remind Reed that he is still her husband and shouldn't always focus on his work.

Most bystanders think that means she's getting strange on the side, but there's never been any real proof of that, quite the contrary unlike Peter and Scott.

Reed's not gonna be cool with someone sleeping with sue. Thats how namor would end up getting genis'd
 
Reed's not gonna be cool with someone sleeping with sue. Thats how namor would end up getting genis'd

Eh, I guess you have a point.

Doom
did try to replace Reed in the Richards family
in Secret Wars and Reed was not happy about it.


With that being said, something tells me if Sue was into that sort of thing he'd go along with it cause he cares about her.

However when he gets distracted she knows how to keep him in line.

The ending of Secret Wars showing the family back together and Sue / Reed all lovey-dovey was the best.
 
Sometimes I wonder if writers consider the amount of dialogue they put in a panel compared to the actual amount of time implied by the art.

Where is that page of Toxic Venom jumping into frame and literally giving a whole monologue while "surprising" a character?
 
Where is that page of Toxic Venom jumping into frame and literally giving a whole monologue while "surprising" a character?

I recall there is a Deadpool panel that lampoons Wolverine saying like a paragraph of text while in mid-leap.

Edit: Here we go

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Eh, I guess you have a point.

Doom
did try to replace Reed in the Richards family
in Secret Wars and Reed was not happy about it.

The ending of Secret Wars showing the family back together and Sue / Reed all lovey-dovey was the best.

I always read issue 1 of Secret Wars as
Sue and the rest dying when the liferaft broke. So it wasn't a case of trying, it was creating a universe where Reed wasn't in the Fantastic Four and Doom taking his place in the unfolding eight years between the collapse of the multiverse and Sheriff Strange letting the 616 survivors out of the liferaft. Then Reed restores his family at the end.

And I agree with you on the second part.
 
This thread shows me how ignorant I am of american colloquialism.

Anything we can help you with? Hate for you to feel left out.

I always read issue 1 of Secret Wars as
Sue and the rest dying when the liferaft broke. So it wasn't a case of trying, it was creating a universe where Reed wasn't in the Fantastic Four and Doom taking his place in the unfolding eight years between the collapse of the multiverse and Sheriff Strange letting the 616 survivors out of the liferaft. Then Reed restores his family at the end.

And I agree with you on the second part.

Yeah, you've got it. The ending of issue 1 shows that, and interviews have mentioned
that it wasn't the "same" Sue that died,
but Doom in Battleworld
clearly replaced himself in the F4 family, even changing the team's history. He could've had anyone as his family / council, yet he picked the Richards family specifically. When Reed / Owen "restore" things, it's his old family from the raft, which explains Sue's response to what happened at the end.

But yeah, Secret Wars is a great story to show just how much Reed and Sue are a relationship.
Even Battleworld Sue recognized something special about Reed instantly.
 
Wait how is Reed Richards an asshole? What did he do?,_

Depends on who's writing him. He's ranged from a solid father/husband to abusive to neglecting his family for his research.

He's not an asshole but has historically struggled to balance his work and family life. Other heroes have called him out on neglecting Sue and the kids but he really tries to be better.

Mostly this. His earlier incarnations were... weird. Though he hasn't been so bad over the past several years, flawed absolutely, but not outright evil.
 
Depends on who's writing him. He's ranged from a solid father/husband to abusive to neglecting his family for his research.

Which is really not any different from any other comic book character who's been around the block.

Reed gets more than his fair share of shit because he's a fucking square and his powers aren't really very cool. People are less likely to ignore issues where someone's written like a dickhead if they're not actively invested in liking them in the first place.

See: Hank Pym.
 
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