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[Amir0x]

You'd be surprised.

Can't speak for the hetero side of the coin, but according to my escort friend you'd be surprised how many of the Johns are actually decently attractive men. He said the guy who flew him out to Seattle was an attractive middle-aged man, and I'm assuming since he could afford to fly out a group of escorts and pay them 5k to fuck in his penthouse for a week that he was also extremely wealthy. A guy like that shouldn't have any problem getting companionship via normal means. But sometimes people just can't be bothered...

Besides, that comment was just an extremely thoughtless statement anyway. Some johns are losers that can't get women; others can get plenty of women, but prefer the lack of drama and ease of access in an escort. Still others simply want to try something different, maybe a new ethnicity they've never been with before. Maybe others are in a relationship and want to have sex with someone else, so their partner agrees to allow them to go to a john so he can have sex but not form an emotional bond. That actually happens a lot.

It is very open ended.

 

[Pop On Arrival]

I've been with an escort, but I didn't have to pay thankfully. She didn't tell me she was an escort till we were already in the room. She reassured me that she wasn't going to ask for money and that she was clean/no STD's. Anyway, after the did the deed, I couldn't help but think I caught something from her, so I repeatedly asked her over and over again continuing unto the next day if she really didn't have any STD's. My consistent questions about her STD status eventually made her mad at me and she stopped talking to me forever.

I've always regretted fucking that up. I still see her around and now I know she definitely doesn't have any STD's, lol.

oh, and paying for sex doesn't turn me on, for some reason. Maybe if I found an escort that was a really good at acting like she wanted it, I'd do it.

 

[sixteen-bit]

No

 

[C.Dark.DN]

I've been with an escort, but I didn't have to pay thankfully. She didn't tell me she was an escort till we were already in the room. She reassured me that she wasn't going to ask for money and that she was clean/no STD's. Anyway, after the did the deed, I couldn't help but think I caught something from her, so I repeatedly asked her over and over again continuing unto the next day if she really didn't have any STD's. My consistent questions about her STD status eventually made her mad at me and she stopped talking to me forever.

I've always regretted fucking that up. I still see her around and now I know she definitely doesn't have any STD's, lol.

oh, and paying for sex doesn't turn me on, for some reason. Maybe if I found an escort that was a really good at acting like she wanted it, I'd do it.

Uhm, she could have gotten something last month, today.

 

[Pop On Arrival]

who cares, I'm not tapping that shit again anyway even if I wanted to.

 

[Bowflex]

To clarify, escorts are like this

whereas prostitution is like:

[snip][/url]

 

[Moppet13]

Then you go to a government regulated brothel where they have strict STD testing, rules, ect. Unfortunately, America doesn't have them so it makes those kind of things worse.

I doubt I'd go to one. Not because of some moral thing, frankly, if you want it and it's consenting then I have no issue but it's not really for me.

We have those in the US.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

who cares, I'm not tapping that shit again anyway even if I wanted to.

If no one should pay attention to what you're saying on a forum, don't type it?

I'm sorry that you amused yourself wrongly.

 

[LuchaShaq]

No, even during my leaner times I've always preferred to chase down my prey even if at times they are a little fat or dumb.

I usually lose interest with a one night stand the moment they admit they want to fuck.

 

[Steelrain]

To clarify, escorts are like this

whereas prostitution is like:

[snip]

Wha...........

 

[Angry Fork]

Are ALL escorts known to offer sexual stuff? Like is it just a nice/secret way of saying prostitute or not all of them do sex and you have to find out before hand?

To clarify, escorts are like this

whereas prostitution is like:
[snip]

lol damn @ the second link. I wouldn't do that no matter how desperate, shit.

 

[Bowflex]

I've been looking at local escorts online for an hour now and I think I may try one out tonight and report back to this thread

 

[Alucrid]

I've been looking at local escorts online for an hour now and I think I may try one out tonight and report back to this thread

if shes wearing a diaper you know you got a good one

 

[Moppet13]

I've been looking at local escorts online for an hour now and I think I may try one out tonight and report back to this thread

Craigslist casual encounters is back?

 

[Angry Fork]

I've been looking at local escorts online for an hour now and I think I may try one out tonight and report back to this thread

How do you know if/when one is a police sting operation though? There's tons of websites but you never know which one is real or not. Shit sucks.

 

[Dead Man]

When I was in the army, many moons ago, some of us ended up getting some on a weekend pass. One of them had a massive lump on her forehead. Needless to say, never again.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I've been looking at local escorts online for an hour now and I think I may try one out tonight and report back to this thread

are we really that bored?

How do you know if/when one is a police sting operation though? There's tons of websites but you never know which one is real or not. Shit sucks.

been doing a lot of hunting for paid pussy, have we?

 

[Pop On Arrival]

Do it! I've been doing the same thing actually, thanks to this thread. I doubt I'll actually do anything, though. I've already fapped. Noticing a lot of transgendered escorts over here.(philippines)

Kinky!

 

[shuri]

This one guy I knew happened to be super good looking, but he kept hiring escorts.. He said it was all about paying for relationship drama, and getting some mindblowing sex with a woman that knows whats up

 

[Angry Fork]

been doing a lot of hunting for paid pussy, have we?

rofl, well one google search shows tons of results so it doesn't take long.

But aren't all relationships paid pussy anyway? I've never really understood that argument. At least escorts/prostitutes you don't have to deal with the relationship shit, having to present yourself well etc. all of that.

 

[Bowflex]

Holy shit. So I just called this girl and its set up - I'm meeting her at her apartment tonight at 9

I'll try to take pictures of us, assuming I don't puss out/get robbed.

Also, found her on a legitimate escort website called ECCIE.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

eww.

please stop.

 

[Bowflex]

are we really that bored?

Bored? No. Horny and curious? yes.

 

[Angry Fork]

Holy shit. So I just called this girl and its set up - I'm meeting her at her apartment tonight at 9

I'll try to take pictures of us, assuming I don't puss out/get robbed.

Also, found her on a legitimate escort website called ECCIE.

oh god if the wrong detective on gaf see's this her life will be ruined lol.

 

[Ovid]

Holy shit. So I just called this girl and its set up - I'm meeting her at her apartment tonight at 9

I'll try to take pictures of us, assuming I don't puss out/get robbed.

Also, found her on a legitimate escort website called ECCIE.

LOL...good luck.

 

[royalan]

To clarify, escorts are like this

whereas prostitution is like:
[snip]

The funniest part of that link is that guy in the very last picture. Seriously, he face just reads "I don't know what, but something evil just transpired here..."

 

[Bowflex]

oh god if the wrong detective on gaf see's this her life will be ruined lol.

I mirrored the image...wouldn't want to fuck up such a becoming young lady's life or anything

 

[clemenx]

I don't think there's anything wrong with escorting but at least find a supermodel or something, that's the appeal of it imo.

Unless she's the dirtiest person ever there's nothing special in that escort you posted.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

^ just say it: she's fucking ugly.

Bored? No. Horny and curious? yes.

you'd rather do this than just meet a regular girl?

 

[shuri]

Tonight at 9pm? Damn dude, you might end up being client #16 of the day by that time.

 

[Messi]

 

[Bowflex]

^ just say it: she's fucking ugly.



you'd rather do this than just meet a regular girl?

I've met hundreds of regular girls (I had a 'regular girl' last night actually), I'm doing this for the experience. Also, I don't think she's ugly.

It's $100 for 30 mins. BJ no condom is what we arranged.

 

[RC]

Holy shit. So I just called this girl and its set up - I'm meeting her at her apartment tonight at 9

I'll try to take pictures of us, assuming I don't puss out/get robbed.

Also, found her on a legitimate escort website called ECCIE.

Sometimes I wonder, what makes Neogaf so special? What propels our community above all others? This my friends, is the answer.

 

[royalan]

^ just say it: she's fucking ugly.



you'd rather do this than just meet a regular girl?

Well, to be fair it seems like it might be more a case of unflattering angle and dress. Low angled pictures are never flattering, and that dress makes her look boxy.

But yeah...dem knees...

 

[freenudemacusers]

What just happened.

Oh and remove that pic or at least blur the face, unless you post a pic of yourself in full disclosure as the John in this deal.

 

[CrankyJay]

Sharp red knees...lol, yep, she's an escort.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I've met hundreds of regular girls, I'm doing this for the experience. Also, I don't think she's ugly.

It's $100 for 30 mins. BJ no condom is what we arranged.

everyone has "met" hundreds of regular girls. I'm talking about relationships, obviously.

$100 for a blowjob from a homely chick is doing it wrong. But it's your life, so do what you want. Just be prepared to tell any future significant other that you've been with a prostitute. Can't be good for a relationship resume.

Well, to be fair it seems like it might be more a case of unflattering angle and dress. Low angled pictures are never flattering, and that dress makes her look boxy.

But yeah...dem knees...

no angle can fix that face. and yes, those are career dick-sucking knees.

 

[SoilBreak]

What the fuck is going on in this thread? lol

 

[Bowflex]

Well, to be fair it seems like it might be more a case of unflattering angle and dress. Low angled pictures are never flattering, and that dress makes her look boxy.

But yeah...dem knees...

There are more flattering pics of her but they break every rule of the TOS.

everyone has "met" hundreds of regular girls. I'm talking about relationships, obviously.

$100 for a blowjob from a homely chick is doing it wrong. But it's your life, so do what you want. Just be prepared to tell any future significant other that you've been with a prostitute. Can't be good for a relationship resume.



no angle can fix that face. and yes, those are career dick-sucking knees.

I wouldnt want to date the kind of girl who would give a shit about something like that. To me its really not a big deal....more amusing than anything

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Holy shit. So I just called this girl and its set up - I'm meeting her at her apartment tonight at 9

I'll try to take pictures of us, assuming I don't puss out/get robbed.

Also, found her on a legitimate escort website called ECCIE.

cancel. dear god man she's awful. shop harder.

 

[sk3]

I always thought the purpose of an escort was to provide "the girlfriend experience". 30 minutes of sex? That's a prostitute.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

There are more flattering pics of her but they break every rule of the TOS.

I assume she's wearing a paper bag in all of them.

I always thought the purpose of an escort was to provide "the girlfriend experience". 30 minutes of sex? That's a prostitute.

he probably could have hung out with her for 4 hours...but I'm assuming he doesn't have 4-hour "girlfriend" money.

 

[Atramental]

Have fun OP...

 

[Bowflex]

I assume she's wearing a paper bag in all of them.

Nah she's getting fucked in all of them.

 

[RC]

Only good things can come from this, and STD's.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I always thought the purpose of an escort was to provide "the girlfriend experience". 30 minutes of sex? That's a prostitute.

From what I've read the GFE is sometimes all a dude wants. Must be some lonely fuckers out there.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Only good things can come from this, and STD's.

a long thread, at minimum.

 

[LuchaShaq]

What I don't understand is why not just leave on good terms with ex's/old fuck buddies? I'd much rather call someone I know A. Is good in bed beyond making you cum asap to get the most money the fastest, B. Won't rob me, C. Would tell me if they were no longer clean/on birth control etc.

 

[Angry Fork]

everyone has "met" hundreds of regular girls. I'm talking about relationships, obviously.

$100 for a blowjob from a homely chick is doing it wrong. But it's your life, so do what you want. Just be prepared to tell any future significant other that you've been with a prostitute. Can't be good for a relationship resume.

This sounds prudish.

 

[coldfoot]

No, because:

1. I didn't like the risk of catching an STD or getting arrested, although I think it should be legal.
2. I didn't like the idea of being #10 for the night for a girl, I should be special.
3. A lot of the fun of sex is in the convincing a girl to sleep you part, for me. What really turns me on is to see a regular person that has their own life, in the bed naked. Escorts aren't regular people in that respect.
4. I've only went to a strip club once and it felt really weird and uncomfortable to me to have girls dance for me for money. I'm sure sex for money would feel weird too.