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Okay... this shit is hilarious. I haven't stopped laughing. From the sheer shock of seeing the "toy" page, to noticing that the $150 scaly blue fleshlight is out of stock. The customer review is just... beyond bizarre.

This certainly came as a relief, and will encourage me to always clean my toy after using it if it’s going to be so easy to do each time.
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Tarazet said:
Well, since we're obviously not getting away from this topic, and it's probably going to be locked any minute now, the new toy I was referring to is the "anthro dragoness." So NinjaScooter's post about fleshlights was actually right on. They made a batch of 100 and sold out in just a couple hours. :lol Clearly there was some pent-up demand for the things..
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That's actually quite a lot of demand. I might have to get into the fleshlight business.
 
If you want to talk about it. I don't think anyone should limit you from having a reasonable discussion over it. Sex toys are simply sex toys which can be a load of fun. You just prefer a different flavor than expected.
 
Tarazet said:
It started out that way, because I made it. I'm a furry and I'm open about it if asked, which makes my relationship with the board extremely uncomfortable at times. Especially right now. Holy shit.
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Almost 7000 posts but I think I need to lurk more.
 
I'm gonna hijack the thread a bit.

I got invited to a sex toy party being attended by people who I'm pretty sure hate me for some reason. Should I still go?

Better question: should I but something?
 
Skittleguy said:
I'm gonna hijack the thread a bit.

I got invited to a sex toy party being attended by people who I'm pretty sure hate me for some reason. Should I still go?

Better question: should I but something?
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Those are usually a bad idea unless you know them well.

Unless a surprise dildo up your butt is your idea of a good time.
 
Skittleguy said:
I'm gonna hijack the thread a bit.

I got invited to a sex toy party being attended by people who I'm pretty sure hate me for some reason. Should I still go?

Better question: should I but something?
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It's a trap
 
shintoki said:
If you want to talk about it. I don't think anyone should limit you from having a reasonable discussion over it. Sex toys are simply sex toys which can be a load of fun. You just prefer a different flavor than expected.
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In a way, I'm almost as incredulous that they can charge this much for the toys and people still buy them..
I tried to order one, but they were already out of stock ;-;

Anyway, the subject is definitely borderline. Some people have already posted reactions comparing it to finding out what dickgirls were, and I agree if you're finding out for the first time that there's a sizable group of people that worships the dragon cock, it brings with it a certain... I don't know. Impact.
 
Skittleguy said:
I'm gonna hijack the thread a bit.

I got invited to a sex toy party being attended by people who I'm pretty sure hate me for some reason. Should I still go?

Better question: should I but something?
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What's the worse that can happen? They tie you up and have their way with you by trying out new toys then proceed to kill you?

Outside of the killing part...I'm all for the being tied up and treated like that. I love it.

Tarazet said:
In a way, I'm almost as incredulous that they can charge this much for the toys and people still buy them..
I tried to order one, but they were already out of stock ;-;

Anyway, the subject is definitely borderline. Some people have already posted reactions comparing it to finding out what dickgirls were, and I agree if you're finding out for the first time that there's a sizable group of people that worships the dragon cock, it brings with it a certain... I don't know. Impact.
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You mean it is different picture than their frame has, therefore they don't know what to do with it. Normally mocking and scuffing at being the two most normal responses.

To be honest, I don't really understand it myself. But I see no reason to mock someone who just liking something that is different.
 
my furry detector went mad after that first post.

without reading the rest of the thread, I'm going to assume it's something you can simulate beastiality with.

I'm gonna hijack the thread a bit.

I got invited to a sex toy party being attended by people who I'm pretty sure hate me for some reason. Should I still go?

Better question: should I but something?
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My ex had one of these once. cost me a lot but ended up being totally worth it.
 
shintoki said:
What's the worse that can happen? They tie you up and have their way with you by trying out new toys then proceed to kill you?

Outside of the killing part...I'm all for the being tied up and treated as a project!
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catfish said:
my furry detector went mad after that first post.

without reading the rest of the thread, I'm going to assume it's something you can simulate beastiality with.
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Somehow I knew you would wind up somewhere in this thread. I understand the newbies who don't know me getting shocked, but you should go read some other thread if you have a problem with me.
 
Tarazet said:
Somehow I knew you would wind up somewhere in this thread. I understand the newbies who don't know me getting shocked, but you should go read some other thread if you have a problem with me.
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who are you?
 
Tarazet said:
Anyway, the subject is definitely borderline. Some people have already posted reactions comparing it to finding out what dickgirls were, and I agree if you're finding out for the first time that there's a sizable group of people that worships the dragon cock, it brings with it a certain... I don't know. Impact.
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I don't think this is a taboo thread subject. You may be in the minority on being into this, but whatever. It's no different than some guy making some worship thread for DJ Dickhead or whoever, or the gajillionth girl-age topic. It's all in how you present it. And you weren't like "hey, click this thread to see awesomeness" and had links to goatcocks or anything. If I happened to be a mod and saw it, I'd allow it until it got out of hand. :shrug
 
Skittleguy said:
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I can only wish I had clothes like that for a daily wardrobe. :lol

I do admit, I like the kinky stuff and I love being pushed into a submissive position. I'm like the most aggressive submissive person you can meet. So I'd definitely be up for going to a sex toy party just to try it out.

bjork said:
I don't think this is a taboo thread subject. You may be in the minority on being into this, but whatever. It's no different than some guy making some worship thread for DJ Dickhead or whoever, or the gajillionth girl-age topic. It's all in how you present it. And you weren't like "hey, click this thread to see awesomeness" and had links to goatcocks or anything. If I happened to be a mod and saw it, I'd allow it until it got out of hand. :shrug
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I think you bring up the best point to be made. It's not so much about liking the unusual as how you present it. Are you going to be a cynical name calling prick, a hermit like person, or someone who simply goes with the flow. Takes the licks, but still manages to keep some charm and charisma about the subject matter. You are not going to win others over, but you can normally get that quaint understanding at the very least.
 
So, GAF, if you had to buy a fleshlight, what color should it be? Black, yellow, pink, or purple? And what price would you willingly pay for such a thing?
 
Dresden said:
So, GAF, if you had to buy a fleshlight, what color should it be? Black, yellow, pink, or purple? And what price would you willingly pay for such a thing?
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Rainbow. Price would depend on if it's a sealed copy or a used one.
 
Tarazet said:
You know what, I apologize. I had my nick changed. I'm sonarrat.
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oh right.
well the bad dragon thing is pretty weird man, even for you. the sexy dragon doll is just really strange.

so is this

draggon-shaggers said:
The imagery one's mind usually created when Scotland is mentioned usually consists of bagpipes, highlanders, and Loch Ness. But amongst the peaks and valleys of this mysterious land, there resides another, less famous beast of legend...

The Varka toy is modeled after the thick cock of a feral black dragon, of the kind native to Scotland. With a wide flare at the head, a massive knot at the base, and thick, deep wrinkles along it’s length, the Varka is the perfect toy for anyone who’s up for a challenge.

The wrinkles are a feature in and of themselves, with deep crevices and bumps, it keeps the toy well lubricated with thick and slick lube.
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So, GAF, if you had to buy a fleshlight, what color should it be? Black, yellow, pink, or purple? And what price would you willingly pay for such a thing?
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no idea, how do you wash it?!?!?
 
shintoki said:
I think you bring up the best point to be made. It's not so much about liking the unusual as how you present it. Are you going to be a cynical name calling prick, a hermit like person, or someone who simply goes with the flow. Takes the licks, but still manages to keep some charm and charisma about the subject matter. You are not going to win others over, but you can normally get that quaint understanding at the very least.
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I hope that I never turn into that angry furry in the Youtube video. I don't think I ever was, even when I was younger and full of generic rage. I'm still not the most charismatic or charming person out there, but I try to be open, honest, sincere and forgiving. If you can't respect furries, that's fine, all I ask is that you respect me as a person. If you can do that little for me, then my patience will be almost infinite.
 
friskykillface said:
I've got a idea for a thread when i'm not a junior member anymore :D
but i'm having a couple doubts :lol
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you should make "why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?" That's the only thread I've wanted to make but never did.
 
DeathNote said:
Are you also the guy sexually attracted to living animals? Cats, dogs, etc.
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I'm sure I'm not the only one on GAF, but I am the one who has admitted as much publicly, yes. Since I have a human companion now that has fallen away, probably for good.
 
My Philosophy teacher looks EXACTLY like Nathan Drake (hair cut, clothing, etc), so I wanted to take a pic and post a thread for video game look a likes people know. But between asking permission from my philosophy teacher to post his picture on a gaming forum and the lack of search feature to know if it's already been done has discouraged me =[
 
Tarazet said:
I'm sure I'm not the only one on GAF, but I am the one who has admitted as much publicly, yes. Since I have a human companion now that has fallen away, probably for good.
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Can't judge you, since I'm attracted towards fictional characters. Miranda? Would totally bone with my eyes closed.
 
Tarazet said:
I'm sure I'm not the only one on GAF, but I am the one who has admitted as much publicly, yes. Since I have a human companion now that has fallen away, probably for good.
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i read this 5 times because i first interpreted it as your human companion falling away
 
devilhawk said:
This thread just took a turn.
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It's all a matter of public record. I was under 18, and I never did anything that I would need to feel guilty for anyway. I'm in my mid-twenties now.
 
friskykillface said:
I've got a idea for a thread when i'm not a junior member anymore :D
but i'm having a couple doubts :lol
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Before posting make sure you double check everything with your local GAF Consulate to ensure everything's right with your thread.
 
bjork said:
you should make "why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?" That's the only thread I've wanted to make but never did.
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why wouldn't they? i mean, what if it's cold. wearing two socks wouldn't be enough.
 
Speaking of sex toys, for show and tell one girl showed my class a picture of a solar powered clit stimulator. I was suprised the teacher let her show it to all of us even though it's college. :lol
 
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