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[ShowDog]

Get em

 

[jaypah]

I thought this was amusing.

the steps

The mythical "power cycling" fixes all black screen, voice recognition, and blu-ray issues.

Lmao, MS is flat-out crazy! They literally don't give a fuck.

 

[ephemeral garbage]

On the other hand, I would not have learned the word "constanteous" had I not read the linked posts.

So that kinda makes up for it?

Spoiler

no

 

[malfcn]

If they are going to do it, don't do it so poorly. In bish we trust.

 

[Fularu]

Title promised me several viralS, I'm eagerly waiting for the other ones

 

[Snuggles]

At least he's getting paid for it.

 

[Bsigg12]

Bahaha solid work Bish.

Edit: damn phone

 

[SeventhSon]

 

[kick51]

they're so desperate

 

[Laughing Banana]

Need more outing like these.

Y'know, if only they come out and say directly that they are a part of game this and game that and speak to people here acknowledging that, I bet people will respond more positively instead of playing hide and seek like this.

 

[Effer]

Nintendo would have to know what the word "viral" means in order to pay someone to be it.

There are plenty of Nintendo shills on Reddit. Look at this comment section full of helpful users who own Wii Fit U and REALLY like the luge game. http://www.reddit.com/r/nintendo/comments/1xaqne/wii_u_wii_fit_u_core_luge_trailer/

 

[Poltergust]

Oh, I didn't know that such a thing happened last year. Hilarious.

 

[Loudninja]

"Thats no fun" hahaha.

 

[harSon]

I thought this was amusing.

the steps

The mythical "power cycling" fixes all black screen, voice recognition, and blu-ray issues.

To be fair, on the Xbox 360, holding down the power button reset your console's video settings which helped to fix a whole host of issues.

 

[keuja]

I thought this was amusing.

the steps

The mythical "power cycling" fixes all black screen, voice recognition, and blu-ray issues.

Holy shit it makes sense now

You know, similar to what we discovered late last year.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

I wonder if Samuel L Jackson sometimes gets mistaken for Bish.

 

[Speevy]

I agree. I love reading these.

 

[Yoshichan]

I fucking love GAF.

 

[TheD]

I am smiling really hard (maybe because of my shiny new tag).

 

[Beant]

Isn't this illegal?

 

[Unknown One]

I knew something was up with him. Seemed way too extreme for a fanboy in a way.

 

[Levyne]

To be fair, on the Xbox 360, holding down the power button reset your console's video settings which helped to fix a whole host of issues.

He also restarted his kinect audio setup. Props.

 

[smurfx]

bish on the job.

 

[Dragonborn]

Lmao, MS is flat-out crazy! They literally don't give a fuck.

Desperation brings out the worst. Wonder what else they're going to try

 

[CrimsonCrescendo]

What was this originally from?

 

[fredrancour]

Nintendo would have to know what the word "viral" means in order to pay someone to be it.

"Viral? Like the flu? OK. Special antimicrobial coating on our next-gen controllers to prevent disease transmission during local multiplayer."

 

[Fularu]

There are plenty of Nintendo shills on Reddit. Look at this comment section full of helpful users who own Wii Fit U and REALLY like the luge game. http://www.reddit.com/r/nintendo/comments/1xaqne/wii_u_wii_fit_u_core_luge_trailer/

What's wrong with the Luge game? It's great (and is, indeed, a great abs workout)

 

[Marauder Shields]

If only the app support was better. I realize it's a self fulfilling prophecy. I want one but won't buy due to lack of apps, but there's a lack of apps because people don't buy it.

On topic, damn, no wonder that guy sounded so... Weird. I'm kinda glad he wasn't for real.

Main reason I went a Windows Phone was because I already have an Android Tablet so I wanted to try out a different OS. Love the Metro UI and how it works but yeah lack of apps is a fair enough concern. I hope it can someday catch up (or at least bridge the gap) to IOS and Android in the apps department. It's not too big a deal for me though as I'm not a big app user (main apps I need are Whatsapp and Viber).

 

[chadskin]

I wonder if Samuel L Jackson sometimes gets mistaken for Bish.

Or Morgan Freeman ...

 

[TheD]

What was this originally from?

Evil Dead?

 

[Neuromancer]

Haha nice try Microsoft.

It does make you wonder though, how many are smart enough to fly just under the radar, and how many we've all wasted time arguing against over the years.

 

[crinale]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/search.php?searchid=12438956

His post history is kinda interesting.

 

[Speevy]

Isn't this illegal?

Illegal to pay people to pretend they're regular folks while marketing goods and services? I don't think it's illegal on message boards or it wouldn't happen as much.

 

[alr1ght]

 

[polyh3dron]

BUT GAF IS IN THE TANK FOR SONY, THIS PROVES IT OR SOMETHING

Seriously though, it's sad that MS does this.

 

[Krusenstern]

Gotta catch 'em all.

 

[Duke Togo]

The staged tech support is so cheesy.

 

[Metalingus5150]

How embarrassing.

 

[Neuromancer]

Evil Dead?

Close, that's Dead Alive.

 

[Raticus79]

Oh, that explains what that "Xbox tweets Xbox support" was about. They forgot to change the account.

 

[Mondy]

Bish bomb goes boom. Microsoft are truly in a sad, sad position right now.

 

[Bunta]

Nice work. I can't believe they're still trying this.

Holy crap LOL.

 

[Persona7]

Good work. Makes me wonder how many shills I have interacted with on the internet over the years.

 

[sn00zer]

Damn...would be interesting to see the viral marketer kill count

 

[Captain Jack]

Another one bites the dust.

 

[Averon]

I see MS is still sending out waves of astroturfers. You'd think they would learn by now that the brute force method won't work.

 

[Cow Goes Moo]

I love bish gifs

 

[Frolow]

There are plenty of Nintendo shills on Reddit. Look at this comment section full of helpful users who own Wii Fit U and REALLY like the luge game. http://www.reddit.com/r/nintendo/comments/1xaqne/wii_u_wii_fit_u_core_luge_trailer/

I checked out the posting history and they're all legitimate, or they're playing the long game. Highly doubt it's the former though.

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

Oh jeez, this...

Honestly, most of you guys are just insane. It's just embarassing. Even without Kinect the Xbox One is worth the same price as the PS4. The workmanship of the console and the controller is amazing and in terms of performance we are not speaking of a difference like Wii -> PS360 so how could you dare to say 199/249 Euro?!? The One delivers more possibilities, has the far better software line-up on shelve and announced for the coming months. I've bought it for 499 and still confident with the price. I see that most people don't care about Kinect, so for those 399, but not one cent less than that.

....followed up by this...

...I'm f*cking SICK of the constanteous bash of Microsoft and the Xbox One. In fact Windows Phone and Surface are gorgeous products if you spent more than 5 minutes with the devices and their distinct features. Same counts for XOne even though I admit that it has some flaws and really bad PR (at least during last years E3), but I can't hear nor read anymore shit about resolutiongate, PR and how Microsoft is fucking up with their products because that is clearly not the case....

It's so goddamn hilariously blatant!

 

[Furyous]

This dude said dat worksmanship. Their strategy isn't working that's for sure.