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[Rei_Toei]

I'm also fond of the Huilende Rappers, even though it's a joke project to take the piss out of all the idiots crowding the genre in the Netherlands.

Piraterij
Ik ben een gangster
Dikkertje

 

[HammerOfThor]

You don't get out much do you.

Not in Holland, I dont.

 

[Suitcase Test]

"Life here is tough..."

*tractor rolls by*

This is hilarious. Fucking Dokkum.

And MMaRsu, you actually got asked? Shame you didn't join them, having a GAFfer on the show would've been awesome...

 

[Pand]

Another example of good Dutch hippity hop:

Opgezwolle - Hoedenplank

The program looks amazingly dumb, and I assume it will be scripted like most "reality" shows. A guaranteed hit.

 

[Arjen]

Another example of good Dutch hippity hop:

Opgezwolle - Hoedenplank

The program looks amazingly dumb, and I assume it will be scripted like most "reality" shows. A guaranteed hit.

This is one of my favorite tracks, i actually listened to the album again today thanks to this thread.

 

[Flo]

Lots of good hip hop from Zwolle aight.

 

[MMaRsu]

Lots of good hip hop from Zwolle aight.

My hometown so I'll have to represent

 

[Flo]

My hometown so I'll have to represent

Mine too! That's why I couldn't help but mention it too

 

[Chuckie]

I wish i was a N word

'Neger' = 'Negro'
'Nikker' = 'Nigger'

Just saying

 

[shadyspace]

Dutch weeaboos.

 

[TheBear]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LtYaCm5njY

 

[Chuckie]

Dutch weeaboos.

Dutch wiggers you mean.

 

[BlackSalad]

already dead etc

hopefully they dont just get dropped off in south chicago with cubs hats or MacArthur Park in LA

 

[Ignis Fatuus]

Exactly how are they able to guarantee the contestants' safety?

 

[Blutonium]

I'm not really into hip-hop and rap, but I really like Opgezwolle. They have some amazing tracks. Their producer makes awesome beats.

Beestenboel

Gekkenhuis

 

[Verano]

Exactly how are they able to guarantee the contestants' safety?

trigger happy LAPD and NightBlade88.

 

[Pand]

Exactly how are they able to guarantee the contestants' safety?

By carefully scripting the whole thing.

 

[Cousteau]

Slapped that tag right on there like a boss.

 

[Always-honest]

Yeah, can't wait to watch this.
You have these idiots in every country.

 

[Kato]

I, I, I ...it's just..no..wait...I ... * books flight *

 

[Drazgul]

This would've been a lot funnier with some nordic metalheads.

 

[Kato]

This would've been a lot funnier with some nordic metalheads.

You just made a high level Eyeworks sales decision. Give this guy a call:

 

[PastorOfMuppets]

Man, if you're Dutch and you want to pretend to be a badass, why not pretend to be a kickboxer and say you train with Golden Glory?

 

[MrHicks]

'Neger' = 'Negro'
'Nikker' = 'Nigger'

Just saying

aaah ok
never heard of nikker hehe

 

[Kato]

Man, if you're Dutch and you want to pretend to be a badass, why not pretend to be a kickboxer and say you train with Golden Glory?

Well for that you would be called out to prove it in the ring. Now they get called out behind the tractor shed to show how much they have saved up on their "Rabo Jongerenrekening" for that Colt.

 

[TheOddOne]

No love for Typhoon and Winne? So good.

 

[ArjanN]

Actually I resent this comment ( because I'm not really a wigger thank god ), but I did however get asked to participate in this show, and was told that if I was really into hiphop I could get on it and go to the states.

I initially signed up because I was kind of put on the spot, but dropped out later when they called me up. I am into hiphop but not like these idiots rofl.

Smart move.

This show just seems to be about making fun of wiggers and not actually about hiphop/rap.

My hometown so I'll have to represent

Heh, pretty close.

 

[Chuckie]

aaah ok
never heard of nikker hehe

It's an oldfashioned word. Only time you'll still hear that is from some 70 year old racist cunt.

 

[Satyamdas]

That dude sitting at the desk at 2:14 looks like pre-Matrix Lawrence Fishburne.

That's because it IS pre-matrix Lawrence Fishburne. Those were scenes from "Boyz N The Hood".

 

[Tony Rocky Horror]

We need some MC Martin up in here, representing the mean streets.

Edit: Here's his all star track, Het Leven. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtUojaWOj0o

 

[Pand]

We need some MC Martin up in here, representing the mean streets.

Edit: Here's his all star track, Het Leven. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtUojaWOj0o

I like how he tries and fails to get "het leven is kut want ik zit in de put" on beat.

 

[Herbspiceguy]

Yeah, Holland doesn't have a hip-hop-scene one could be proud of, most of the kids/guys/girls that are living the 'thug-life' are enjoying the fruits of a welfare-state. Dutch rappers are generally a joke, even compared to American or British wash-ups and wanna-be's.

You may not be proud of it, but we have a quite a few notable, extremely skilled MC's/lyricists here that have nothing to do with thugs and gangsters. Extince, Djiggy Dje, Sticky Steez & Rico are a few of those.

This program is clearly a mockumentary, taking the most extreme of wiggers they can find just for ratings. They are not at all representative of the actual Dutch hip-hop scene.

 

[TheOddOne]

We need some MC Martin up in here, representing the mean streets.

Edit: Here's his all star track, Het Leven. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtUojaWOj0o

That youtube channel is disturbing.

 

[boundedseven]

ROFL!! I just sent this to the Dutch girl I'm flirting with. Bet I'll never hear from her again.

 

[MrHicks]

We need some MC Martin up in here, representing the mean streets.

Edit: Here's his all star track, Het Leven. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtUojaWOj0o

loooooooooooool

 

[Chuckie]

You may not be proud of it, but we have a quite a few notable, extremely skilled MC's/lyricists here that have nothing to do with thugs and gangsters. Extince, Djiggy Dje, Sticky Steez & Rico are a few of those.

This program is clearly a mockumentary, taking the most extreme of wiggers they can find just for ratings. They are not at all representative of the actual Dutch hip-hop scene.

I don't think anyone sane assumes that they are representative of the Dutch hip-hop scene.

 

[freenudemacusers]

That youtube channel is disturbing.

http://youtu.be/F8bSvZaNLDs NSFW

WHAT

 

[Nyx]

Dutch hiphop sucks, the only exception might be good old Extince.

Jeugd van Tegenwoordig and all the other crap, no, just no...

But I guess I'm still stuck in the early 90s rap-wise. (still listen to all the westcoast shit from back then)

This program, if real, will definitely be funny though, will watch !

 

[MMaRsu]

Dutch hiphop sucks, the only exception might be good old Extince.

Jeugd van Tegenwoordig and all the other crap, no, just no...

But I guess I'm still stuck in the early 90s rap-wise. (still listen to all the westcoast shit from back then)

This program, if real, will definitely be funny though, will watch !

Extince is still great, saw him awhile ago in Breda. He did some classics thank god because not many people knew his new stuff.

Either way, dutch hiphop doesn't suck. There are plenty of good artists out here. Typhoon, Opgezwolle, Jawat(?), Winne, Jeugd.. really there are a lot .

 

[dragonelite]

"Life in dokkum though" ooh man.
Thinking about it cycling to school is already though for him lets stand a day of physical labor.
I would love to see him work as a hod carrier(google says its"Opperman" in english). Then he can complain about live being though.

 

[charsace]

They would never drop them in the real hood to fend for themselves. It would be a tragedy.

 

[Wessiej]

First promo:

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1679711/cd05d871/holland_in_da_hood_promo.html

hahHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[Arjen]

First promo:

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1679711/cd05d871/holland_in_da_hood_promo.html

hahHAHHAHAHAHA

This is going to be amazing, the dude rapping in front of the cows :lol

 

[Wessiej]

Short movie of one of the guys:

http://www.telegraaf.nl/prive/video_prive/10465670/__Holland_in_da_Hood__.html?cid=short

Dont you know im locooooooooooooo

 

[neojubei]

I really do not see the issue, these are people who are living the way they want. You might disagree but really why would anyone care?

There are tons of dumb reality shows, no make that all of them are dumb but if people watch it then it must be entertaining to someone. If there are Holland kids that want to be rappers, so be it. Would it be better if they were into death metal? Electronica? House music?

 

[Particle Physicist]

Need subtitles stat!

 

[The Technomancer]

:lol :lol
the kids parents clapping as he breakdances

 

[besada]

Where are they going in the US?

They should drop them off at an Oakland Burger King and just start filming.

 

[Furoba]

I am pretty hyped. xD

 

[T Ghost]

Watched the video. This is going to be hilarious...