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[Sn4ke_911]

Why are threads like this always so popular on GAF?

 

[Jacob]

Why are threads like this always so popular on GAF?

Because they're hilarious?

 

[ecurbj]

Maybe because the thought of pornography is brought up and GAFers come in a post gifs to tease the ones that are going on a spree to not masturbate?

 

[aj1467]

Maybe because the thought of pornography is brought up and GAFers come in a post gifs to tease the ones that are going on a spree to not masturbate?

I feel this is relevant

 

[Plywood]

^Accurate.

 

[MormaPope]

I feel this is relevant

Fucking hilarious and true. I wouldn't want Neogaf to be any different though.

 

[Alucrid]

ugh, uggs.

 

[aj1467]

ugh, uggs.

I didn't notice she was wearing shoes till just now.

 

[Az987]

In honor of the OP, I just rubbed one out.

Squirt a little for the homies but don't waste it all.

 

[The Main Event]

17, 11 months and 29 days

 

[nopenopenope]

This is my log as of today.

My info:

Birthday: Aug 31
Age:24
Virgin:Yes

This is my log as of today.

My info:

Birthday: Aug 31
Age:24
Virgin:Yes

Virgin:Yes

Virgin:Yes

 

[MarzipaNMOS]

OK, I really don't understand the hate for Uggs that everyone on the internet now seems to have. I don't see the problem with them, is it that they're ugly? They don't really look that bad, just out of place most of the time.

 

[Dilly]

It certainly fucks up my mind, wouldn't be surprised if I started doing the same thing in 2 years.

 

[jakncoke]

OK, I really don't understand the hate for Uggs that everyone on the internet now seems to have. I don't see the problem with them, is it that they're ugly? They don't really look that bad, just out of place most of the time.

Tom Brady

 

[Dereck]

OK, I really don't understand the hate for Uggs that everyone on the internet now seems to have. I don't see the problem with them, is it that they're ugly? They don't really look that bad, just out of place most of the time.

They look out of place most of the time.

 

[SolidusDave]

wow, ive wasted over 5 days just masturbating in the past 27 months.
Pretty sad. maybe its time to change my lifestyle.

You hardly could have had a better time during those 5 days! And think of the stress relieve affecting your general happiness. And the naked women!

(also, I'm pretty sure you are already on the low, looooow end of the spectrum )

I'm tempted to actually start keeping a log just so Dave can make charts out of it.

I smell (ugh) a business opportunity...

brb, registering fapgraphs.com

damn it!

 

[BlazinAm]

That log..... amazing.

 

[The Lamonster]

 

[Sianos]

I wonder how much energy is lost as heat from friction due to the chafing...

SCIENCE

 

[Insane Metal]

Goddamnit Solidus! Hahahahahaha!

 

[AlimNassor]

Wow, it takes you guys at least an hour to do the deed? I can finish in less then a minute with some hot amateur porn going on.

 

[Good Job Bob]

Who's this?

 

[Nilaul]

Not masturbating will only result in your partner getting bathed and even drowned.

 

[Ultima_5]

I will just leave this here....

I can conclude that he reaches his climax ca. 20 minutes faster after 2 years. I don't want to speculate on the reason for this.

You may want to masturbate more often, in ca. 4 years it will be simply enough to just touch your wiener to climax instantly. According to the trend.

If we can find a way to harness this energy.... Well... We could fix alot of shit.

 

[Nilaul]

If we can find a way to harness this energy.... Well... We could fix alot of shit.

Only energy? What about all the...

"Aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium,vitamin B12, zinc, ascorbic acid, citric acid, Enzymes, protein, phosphate and bicarbonate buffers,"


thats lost?

 

[Ultima_5]

Only energy? What about all the...

"Aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium,vitamin B12, zinc, ascorbic acid, citric acid, Enzymes, protein, phosphate and bicarbonate buffers,"


thats lost?

....ugh.

 

[aj1467]

Only energy? What about all the...

"Aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium,vitamin B12, zinc, ascorbic acid, citric acid, Enzymes, protein, phosphate and bicarbonate buffers,"


thats lost?

Too much information.. No... I ... Ca..

 

[pulga]

Can someone please rub one out el 5 de mayo? He didnt on the faplog

 

[Kusagari]

I really don't get how fapping could take almost an hour if you're only fapping a couple times a month.

Only time it isn't within 5-10 minutes for me is if I get bored and fap multiple times in a day.

 

[Mr_Zombie]

I really don't get how fapping could take almost an hour if you're only fapping a couple times a month.

Only time it isn't within 5-10 minutes for me is if I get bored and fap multiple times in a day.

It's not the fapping, it's finding a good material to fap to that takes time.

 

[FACE]

Never thought I'd see graphs about someone's fapping habits.

 

[Nostalgic Nightmare]

Only energy? What about all the...

"Aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium,vitamin B12, zinc, ascorbic acid, citric acid, Enzymes, protein, phosphate and bicarbonate buffers,"


thats lost?

Holy shit that looks exactly like my semen flavored cliff bar nutrition label.

 

[threetri333]

It has been more than 24 hours since I've done it. Pornography seems so fake to me now that I was not in the mood.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Who's this?

I want to know, too.

 

[Castor Krieg]

Ive stayed up hours at night just doing.

Are you trying to break some sort of a record here?

I will just leave this here....

How THE FUCK can anyone fap for 50 minutes on average? This shit is 2-3 min tops.

 

[Roo]

Are you trying to break some sort of a record here?



How THE FUCK can anyone fap for 50 minutes on average? This shit is 2-3 min tops.

My friend, you have a problem...

 

[aj1467]

Are you trying to break some sort of a record here?



How THE FUCK can anyone fap for 50 minutes on average? This shit is 2-3 min tops.

 

[PG2G]

My friend, you have a problem...

Nah, he has it right. I don't know how someone could fap for 50 minutes when there is the fear of getting caught. You learn at an early age to be efficient at it.

 

[Cloudy]

How often do you beat off that it's a big life decision to quit?

 

[vladdamad]

I am proud to say that I've been going strong for three weeks now. Someone should make a NoFap 2013 thread.

 

[Aguirre]

Are you trying to break some sort of a record here?



How THE FUCK can anyone fap for 50 minutes on average? This shit is 2-3 min tops.

im guessing you dont take your time to enjoy food when you eat? its not a race!! O.O

 

[fluffydelusions]

First post should have involved George Costanza

 

[Gui_PT]

Hey guys, how's it go..

 

[The Last Wizard]

I am proud to say that I've been going strong for three weeks now. Someone should make a NoFap 2013 thread.

Not allowed anymore.

 

[RC]

Neogaf is so fucking weird sometimes. But in a delightful, non threatening way.

Anyway, to the topic at hand. (See what I did there?) The fucks wrong with you people?

 

[BlazinAm]

Not allowed anymore.

Details on why.

 

[Shadow780]

fap log and analysis are the funniest thing I've seen on GAF in a while.

 

[Hawkian]

im guessing you dont take your time to enjoy food when you eat? its not a race!! O.O

This entity understands the nature of things.

 

[SillyEskimo]

I saw the world record for masturbating was like, 10.5 hours and held by a man from Japan. My first thought was "I could beat that record with almost zero effort".

 

[TrueBlue]

Perfect.