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how can people be so oblivious to their BO?
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cuevas. PhD.
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What did I brag about? You're the one talking about how white women love your skin and hair.Timedog said:
Before you go around calling people retards try and make your post coherent.
jump_button
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TV ads everyone talking about you around your back and brush you tongues they dirty
cuevas said:
Brag was a terrible choice of words on my part, and I can't help it if white women love me. Neither my use of the term "brag" nor white women have anything to do with the point I was making, but way to only respond to that sentence like a witless buffoon. You've yet to address a single point that I've made, because you have nothing of intelligence or merit to say. Hence your full retard status. Bye bye.
Timedog said:
Everyone ... we found that guy.
That guy that stinks out our buses, stinks out our classrooms, stinks out our offices, stinks out our cars, our bars, our houses, our rooms ... anywhere they corrupt with their presence.
That guy that through some broken logic, arrogance and delusions accepts his stink and forces his friends, his co-workers and loved ones to suffer from it. Never once caring about his daily assault on their comfort.
That guy is a terrible person.
_Alkaline_
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jump_button said:
This post makes virtually no sense, but because of that it's amazing.
I was told by a girl that I smelt nice on the bus once. True story.
For the past two years now I shave off most of the hair under my pits, that stinky stuff just wouldn't smell good. I'm much fresher now.
There is one guy in the gym that really really honks. He looks clean enough, maybe it is the toxins in his system. He does a lot of cardio and is a little over weight, but jesus christos...
For the past two years now I shave off most of the hair under my pits, that stinky stuff just wouldn't smell good. I'm much fresher now.
There is one guy in the gym that really really honks. He looks clean enough, maybe it is the toxins in his system. He does a lot of cardio and is a little over weight, but jesus christos...
water_wendi
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Some people just have issues even with washing and exercising/sweating regularly. This will help a ton if thats you (also good if you dont have a BO problem).
http://www.bodymint.com/
http://www.bodymint.com/
bean breath said:Slightly off-topic:
Does anyone know which brick & mortar store I can find this deodorant at?
Or if you know of any other aluminum free deodorant brand I can easily find, that'll work too.
Speed Stick is deodorant, not anti-perspirant, I use it and smell fresh all day. I know it works because if I forget I start to stink by noon. Aluminum free, I like the musk flavor. Like 2-3 bucks at walmart.
FreeMufasa
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Bad breathe is what bothers me. I was speaking to my manager a few days ago and I literally almost passed out. My head got dizzy from the fumes spewing out of her mouth.
eastern europeans really are the worst about this. I shared a train with two serbians on the trans-siberian railroad, and the older guy smelled soooo bad.
Also people in turkey smell terrible. And the put there arms up in the subway, etc just like that. man they must not smell it. its so bad.
Also people in turkey smell terrible. And the put there arms up in the subway, etc just like that. man they must not smell it. its so bad.
i use this:
plus some nice cologne.
most scented deodorant is over powering and cheap smelling. same goes for bodywash. mixing scents like using a bodywash, then scented deodorant and maybe even cologne on top is just as offensive as the assholes that dont know of to clean themselves.
i've worked with a number of awful smelling people. recently an employee that smells like hot dumpster gave a sample sized deodorant to another employee that stinks like moldy jock strap jokingly saying that it was a gift. all i could do was shake my head and think what the fuck. i hate stinky people, learn to fucking wash yourself.
plus some nice cologne.
most scented deodorant is over powering and cheap smelling. same goes for bodywash. mixing scents like using a bodywash, then scented deodorant and maybe even cologne on top is just as offensive as the assholes that dont know of to clean themselves.
i've worked with a number of awful smelling people. recently an employee that smells like hot dumpster gave a sample sized deodorant to another employee that stinks like moldy jock strap jokingly saying that it was a gift. all i could do was shake my head and think what the fuck. i hate stinky people, learn to fucking wash yourself.
revolverjgw
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big_z said:i use this:
plus some nice cologne.
most scented deodorant is over powering and cheap smelling. same goes for bodywash. mixing scents like using a bodywash, then scented deodorant and maybe even cologne on top is just as offensive as the assholes that dont know of to clean themselves.
i've worked with a number of awful smelling people. recently an employee that smells like hot dumpster gave a sample sized deodorant to another employee that stinks like moldy jock strap jokingly saying that it was a gift. all i could do was shake my head and think what the fuck. i hate stinky people, learn to fucking wash yourself.
I started using Mitchum brand stuff because it makes me think of Robert Mitchum and he was cool so I feel cool when I use it
Harry Dresden
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I take pride in always smelling good.
ElectricBlue187
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Someone caught me backstage and said, guess what? I'm a Mexican and I don't stink. And I felt so bad...I tried to explain to her...you can't smell yourself...
Lonewolf_92
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AVclub said:
Pregnancy changes body smell due to the change in body chemistry. Heat, with the additional weight she's carrying, means she's going to sweat more and at lower temps. There's really nothing she can do about it and it's just going to cause drama, so in this case it's best to just wait it out.
I have noticed that some people in other counties (and GAF members) don't seem to use deodorant. I don't know if that is because of economic of social reasons, but on a hot day it becomes pretty obvious who is using it and who isn't.
Some people are just retarded or lazy as well. I have a cousin who lives in the UK and instead of using deodorant he just used to spray some cologne onto his armpits. Not only does it not work, but the combination would become rank during the summer. Thankfully me and my friends made him feel bad enough about himself that he still uses deodorant to this day!
Some people are just retarded or lazy as well. I have a cousin who lives in the UK and instead of using deodorant he just used to spray some cologne onto his armpits. Not only does it not work, but the combination would become rank during the summer. Thankfully me and my friends made him feel bad enough about himself that he still uses deodorant to this day!
Lonewolf_92
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leadbelly said:
Actually, some of us do. I smoke Camels, my dad used to smoke Dorals (he also smoked Winstons). Those Dorals stunk like burning insulation and I would've given up smoking rather than bum one off him. I could smell which cigs were cheapest at the store from the smoke of those things clinging to him and his clothes.
dreamcastmaster
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Maybe for people with bad BO it's like smelling their own farts. Not that bad.
Lonewolf_92
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bangai-o said:
Or they fucking mix them, which is probably the worst idea ever. If you have a strong smelling deodorant on already, don't dump musk on top, it's just going to undo all the work you put in trying to not make yourself smell like ass.
Mystagogue
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I find myself frequently holding my breath in public whenever people pass me by. Unless it is a hot girl. I'll smell her.
The Albatross
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I ask myself the same question about one of my roommates. His room STINKS. FUCKING STINKS. It's 100 degrees in there and smells horrible. When he opens the door, like for the 10 minutes a day that he opens it, the stink just wafts into the hallway. I do not know how he goes from fresh air outside, to fresh air in the kitchen, to then the dank stink pit that his room is in the house and not do anything about it.
If he opened the door and the window... it wouldn't smell anymore. He keeps the window closed and the door closed and it just permeates his stink.
He's generally a clean guy, body wise, these days which is good. But he used to smell horrible... The only one of our friends who didn't put two and two together that he stinks.
But a lot of people just cant tell when it's on them.
This is my shit:
^ I love this soap
^ I've always been against smelly deoderants/anti-persperants, but Old Spice gel stuff is one of the few deoderants that keeps my arms dry, which is important for me. And I love how the old spice classic stick (not high endurance) makes my arms feel like I put vick's vaporub on them. My GF and last GF and any girl that I've hooked up with in the last 2 years likes the smell.
I rarely wear cologne... takes me a year+ to go through this ^
If he opened the door and the window... it wouldn't smell anymore. He keeps the window closed and the door closed and it just permeates his stink.
He's generally a clean guy, body wise, these days which is good. But he used to smell horrible... The only one of our friends who didn't put two and two together that he stinks.
But a lot of people just cant tell when it's on them.
This is my shit:
^ I love this soap
^ I've always been against smelly deoderants/anti-persperants, but Old Spice gel stuff is one of the few deoderants that keeps my arms dry, which is important for me. And I love how the old spice classic stick (not high endurance) makes my arms feel like I put vick's vaporub on them. My GF and last GF and any girl that I've hooked up with in the last 2 years likes the smell.
I rarely wear cologne... takes me a year+ to go through this ^
Lonewolf_92
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leadbelly said:
Yeah, I can generally tell if someone is or has been around a smoker recently or not. I can even ID the type if it was a Camel, Doral (seriously fuck this brand), cigar, or pipe even if I had been smoking myself a few minutes before. I know most smokers can't however, and I can't ID some brands (like Winston vs. Marlboro, both smell exactly alike to me). Of course location matters, a room full of smoke and everything smells the same, but in a fairly ventilated area with no other mitigating factors or strong smells, I can tell.
KingK said:
Ha, that's where I lived too until a few years ago. I used to work at a Meijer in Elkhart County and they'd come in by the buggy-load in their layers of heavy wool garments, noxious stank in tow. Men and women, made no difference.
That whole area around Middlebury/Shipshewana is like stepping into the dark ages. Their entire economy is wicker and baked goods. And you know what? None of them are going to read this, so I can go ahead and say it; fuck the Amish. Get with the program already, in all likelihood God wants you to stop stinking just as much as the rest of us.
Anyways, because deodorant uses modern-day chemicals and alcohol, it's forbidden. Their soap is also homemade, so they're washing at 16th century levels of hygiene; rendered fat, ash and very few fragrances to speak of. No running water means they also bathe in the same water, so we're talking about everyone in the family hoping into a big bowl of tepid filth soup.
The Albatross
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ABout the Amish -- I was on vaca in DC last week at the SMithsonian Zoo, walking through an indoor exhibit and we got "hit" with an overwhelming BO smell, so rancid we had to leave. It was from a group of some 20 Amish. It was aweful.
cuevas. PhD.
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RobertM said:
dude...
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Keyser Soze said:
Even the most obnoxious and oppressive concoction of Axe that teens drench themselves in is better than BO.
echoshifting
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I once had the pleasure of informing a guy who worked under me that he needed to stop coming to work smelling like a dead skunk or he would be fired.
I was 17. He was in his mid-40s. Yeahhhhhhh that was a fun talk
I was 17. He was in his mid-40s. Yeahhhhhhh that was a fun talk
Casp0r said:
Nah, I don't smell unless you're inside my personal bubble, or it's been more than 2 days(in which case I'm not leaving the house without showering). Used to be a worse right after puberty when I had a huge sweating problem. It's impossible for me not to smell AT ALL though.
I wipe as clean or cleaner than anyone who's posted in this thread.DeathNote said:
This shit doesn't work that well, and is a huge ripoff. It's supposedly "active" ingredient is chlorophyllin, which you can find in other MUCH cheaper products. Here ya go:water_wendi said:Some people just have issues even with washing and exercising/sweating regularly. This will help a ton if thats you (also good if you dont have a BO problem).
http://www.bodymint.com/
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00016AGBQ/?tag=neogaf0e-20
You could also just eat more green vegetable stuff, use wheatgrass in cooking or in supplement form, and take apple cider vinegar.
If people say uninformed shit, I'm gonna call them out. Sorry if I got your pantalones in a twist there, buddy.Kikujiro said:
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