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[GymWolf]

i kinda have a long beard for my standards yeah.
also no barber shop opened so longest hairs.

i don't wear undies at home, i like staying balls free.

 

[Elektro Demon]

i kinda have a long beard for my standards yeah.
also no barber shop opened so longest hairs.

i don't wear undies at home, i like staying balls free.

But if you don't wear undies, do your pants get smelly?
Skidmarks?

 

[infinitys_7th]

Working from home everyday is amazing. I'm in my massive comfy 5XL t-shirt and baggy sweatpants. My hair is growing long and untamed, like a mane. I love dressing down.

But that has nothing to do with cleanliness. I shower twice a day like usual, wash hair once, condition once, brush and floss and rinse twice, and my clothes aren't worn more than two days. And I shave because I hate the feel of stubble. That is cleanliness. The rest is just dressing like a slob, which I enjoy.

 

[GymWolf]

But if you don't wear undies, do your pants get smelly?
Skidmarks?

i wash my butt with a wet and soaped sponge after the wiping, you can literally eat from my asshole and still having less stomach problem than a lunch at tacobell.
but my pijamas pants kinda smell balls-y after 1-2 days yeah.

 

[Cunth]

Working from home everyday is amazing. I'm in my massive comfy 5XL t-shirt and baggy sweatpants. My hair is growing long and untamed, like a mane. I love dressing down.

But that has nothing to do with cleanliness. I shower twice a day like usual, wash hair once, condition once, brush and floss and rinse twice, and my clothes aren't worn more than two days. And I shave because I hate the feel of stubble. That is cleanliness. The rest is just dressing like a slob, which I enjoy.

Sounds like a woman

 

[Gamerguy84]

LPT. After wearing the same underwear for a few days, just flip them inside out for a brand new pair.

 

[Insane Metal]

Given up shaving? Check
Same undies two days in a row? Check
Can't be bothered showering? Check

You filthy cunth

I'm shaving and showering all the same.

 

[BigBooper]

LPT. After wearing the same underwear for a few days, just flip them inside out for a brand new pair.

Gives you a nice Jackson Pollock pattern on your furniture too.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

LPT. After wearing the same underwear for a few days, just flip them inside out for a brand new pair.

I dig it. Just spread the stank to anything you sit on or wear over them.

 

[Brian Fellows]

I'm showering about once every three days at this point.

I did just shave a few days ago cuz it had been two months and I was sick of the facial hair.

 

[womfalcs3]

Given up shaving? Check
Same undies two days in a row? Check
Can't be bothered showering? Check

Uhh.... you changed your underwear daily before the virus?

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Cunth Speaking being Corona filthy, did you ever give us a breakdown of why you disappeared for a few months? Were you patient 0?

 

[Rentahamster]

Cunth Speaking being Corona filthy, did you ever give us a breakdown of why you disappeared for a few months? Were you patient 0?

Obesity reassignment surgery

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Obesity reassignment surgery

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Obesity reassignment surgery

Poor guy.

Val Kilmer's Been Single for 20 Years and Feels Lonely 'Every Day'

'Lord knows I’ve suffered heartache.'

www.etonline.com

 

[Thaedolus]

We’ve been maintaining the morning routine every day even though we’re both remote, getting ready for work like it’s casual Friday almost, get the toddler up at the same time and dressed for the day, etc. This household will not tolerate degeneracy

 

[jufonuk]

Brought some clippers. My wife shaved my hair. Tbh it ain’t bad. It ain’t the best. But it’s functional. Dammit might do this every time after save some money instead.

We’ve been maintaining the morning routine every day even though we’re both remote, getting ready for work like it’s casual Friday almost, get the toddler up at the same time and dressed for the day, etc. This household will not tolerate degeneracy

Yes same I. This house 8 am wake up. Kids breakfast. Etc home school. The afternoon chill and play.

Easter holidays are up but still we got stuff to do. Bless my wife she is organised as hell. Making menus for the week etc.

I’m going ahead to make a square foot garden box to try and grow some things even if we out of lockdown by then. It’s still something I wanted to do. I’m essentially on a paid leave of absence from work as I can’t travel to the U.K.

 

[Forsete]

1: Whenever I feel like it.
2: See 3.
3; Erry day

 

[triplestation]

how about some actual corona filth

 

[Meowzers]

Haven't shaved since December, but I need to.

Not washed in a few days now....and I like it.

Don't care about Covid-19..I want to catch it and hopefully die from it. I'm slightly suicidal so it's a perfect way to get out of life.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Don't care about Covid-19..I want to catch it and hopefully die from it. I'm slightly suicidal so it's a perfect way to get out of life.

Keep your head up bro. Life can get better

 

[Meowzers]

Keep your head up bro. Life can get better

Cheers bruv. Hopefully, but I'm not holding out hope.

I do feel sorry for those involved that feel they can make a change

 

[haxan7]

Get rid of the beards. I’m keeping mine trimmed down to barely more than a stubble.

masks don’t work properly through a beard

 

[Cunth]

Get rid of the beards. I’m keeping mine trimmed down to barely more than a stubble.

masks don’t work properly through a beard

I haven’t gone outside in a week anyway

 

[TheGreatYosh]

I shouldn’t post this but here is my lame attempt at quarantine beard and you can kinda see my nappy hair getting long on the sides.

Spoiler

Jack Dorsey is on Gaf.

 

[highrider]

My grooming routine is set in stone. Gotta stay fresh for the person that matters.. Me!

 

[McHuj]

I had to shave after 1.5 weeks. It was so itchy I couldn’t take it anymore. I’m weak.

also I can only take about three days of not showering. The stench gets to me.

 

[godhandiscen]

I’ve noticed I haven’t washed my mouth on some days.

 

[Kagey K]

My hair is getting out to the point wings are forming and there’s nothing I can do, but I’m “essential” so I have have to shower and wash my nuts.


Id love to stay home and get Trudeau money for free, but I make more by going to work, so I’m going to stick with that for now.

 

[Mr Nash]

Corona filthy just sounds like code for aggressive, raunchy sex. Like, you come upon a particularly fine specimen all, "Oh my god, you're sweating! Do you need to go to the hospital?" And they're all, "No, I'm just feeling corona filthy. Let's have some fun!"

 

[German Hops]

Can't be bothered showering? Check

This is me , like , all the time.