That's it, the solution was so simple all along, obviously OP must bring the sword to Cher.
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How do I properly get rid of a cursed sword?
- Thread starter drtomoe123
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That's it, the solution was so simple all along, obviously OP must bring the sword to Cher.
backflip10019
Member
Okay, sorry for the potato quality but my Moto X's camera is borked and all of my roommates are gone. I had to settle for the 3DS camera.
Holy shit, you weren't kidding. That looks cursed as fuck.
Veritigo_X
Member
Go to Egypt and ask around.
John Kowalski
Banned
You have to throw it down the topmost cliff of Scotland.
LookAtMeGo
Member
You have to bring it to the top of the great pyramid of Egypt. Preferably during a sand storm. Then you prick your finger and smear blood all over the blade. Then hold it above your head and shout at the top of your lungs "ana huna! Ana huna! 'Inna last khayif!!"
If it works, as it should, the spirits of the ancient Pharaohs should swarm around you from all over Egypt and then enter the sword causing it to shatter into 1000 pieces.
I would get this done quick before you doom us all.
If it works, as it should, the spirits of the ancient Pharaohs should swarm around you from all over Egypt and then enter the sword causing it to shatter into 1000 pieces.
I would get this done quick before you doom us all.
Okay, sorry for the potato quality but my Moto X's camera is borked and all of my roommates are gone. I had to settle for the 3DS camera.
That's not a sword, it's a big old knife. You can't curse a knife, you're fine OP.
SymbiantXenos
Member
1 sell it.
Fin.
Fin.
CitizenCope
Member
Future Antiques Road Show.
Appraiser: "Where did you get this incredible piece of history?"
Gaffer: "Off Topic"
Appraiser: "Excuse me?"
Gaffer: "You don't Gaf?"
Appraiser: "No."
Gaffer: "So this dude thought it was cursed so I took it off his hands if I paid for shipping costs."
Appraiser: "This is actually known as The Sword Of Good Luck and can fetch over $100,000."
Gaffer: "BELIEVE!!!!"
Appraiser: "Where did you get this incredible piece of history?"
Gaffer: "Off Topic"
Appraiser: "Excuse me?"
Gaffer: "You don't Gaf?"
Appraiser: "No."
Gaffer: "So this dude thought it was cursed so I took it off his hands if I paid for shipping costs."
Appraiser: "This is actually known as The Sword Of Good Luck and can fetch over $100,000."
Gaffer: "BELIEVE!!!!"
RustyNails
Member
You need to hire a Witcher.
So he gave you the sword and then moved away? He definitely knew what he was trying to do then.
JetBlackPanda
Member
Ok this shit just got real. My guess is the sword isn't going to like being photographed.
post if you're ok OP.
tycoonheart
Member
Okay, sorry for the potato quality but my Moto X's camera is borked and all of my roommates are gone. I had to settle for the 3DS camera.
He just moved halfway across the country. Can you mail swords? Guessing I can't.
Thats a Khukri.
That shit ain't from Egypt. Its from Nepal.
Veritigo_X
Member
WTF you posted a picture of it? I'm out.
outunderthestars
Banned
Okay, sorry for the potato quality but my Moto X's camera is borked and all of my roommates are gone. I had to settle for the 3DS camera.
Well now you did it. You just cursed your 3DS as well.
Pyramid head
Banned
Yes!
drtomoe123
Member
My girlfriend told me I should e-mail Pawn Stars about it
stufte
Member
You can still buy things from Nepal in Egypt.
dangerbyrnes
Member
#Protocol Initiated#
The Anubis Sword Has Been Located
Item #245678 - Keter Class Item.
Incredibly dangerous cursed sword that could signal the end of all life. its mystical properties feed off the life energy of everyone near it, causing rapid death/spontaneous combustion. has the power to wipe out entire civilizations if paired with horus's staff.
Dispatching agents to location. also investigate suspicious Cher memorabilia, she may be a reincarnated warrior priestess.
#deploying retinal memory erasing protocol#
thread will be removed, all viewers will forget about this page once they leave.
#End Protocol#
The Anubis Sword Has Been Located
Item #245678 - Keter Class Item.
Incredibly dangerous cursed sword that could signal the end of all life. its mystical properties feed off the life energy of everyone near it, causing rapid death/spontaneous combustion. has the power to wipe out entire civilizations if paired with horus's staff.
Dispatching agents to location. also investigate suspicious Cher memorabilia, she may be a reincarnated warrior priestess.
#deploying retinal memory erasing protocol#
thread will be removed, all viewers will forget about this page once they leave.
#End Protocol#
Orbis Tabula
Member
Okay, sorry for the potato quality but my Moto X's camera is borked and all of my roommates are gone. I had to settle for the 3DS camera.
He just moved halfway across the country. Can you mail swords? Guessing I can't.
Oh, shit! Curses transfer through photos, you jerk! Now we're all doomed!
Okay, sorry for the potato quality but my Moto X's camera is borked and all of my roommates are gone. I had to settle for the 3DS camera.
He just moved halfway across the country. Can you mail swords? Guessing I can't.
yo thats pretty sick
for a machete i mean
Anoregon
The flight plan I just filed with the agency list me, my men, Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you!
Just remember that you should definitely not take up the sword to defend your kingdom, otherwise it will consume your soul and you will end up becoming the leader of the undead scourge.
Oof, gonna have to burn the 3DS too now.
veryslowhand
Banned
that does look cursed
Yea, but it still isn't a sword. It's a knife and knives can't be cursed. That's just science.
In 7 days Federation Force will be installed on his system.
Be sure to post impressions OP.
PaulExcellent
Member
Fuck some shit up in your backyard with it.
Some wood or whatever.
It should calm it down and make it your friend.
Some wood or whatever.
It should calm it down and make it your friend.
gutter_trash
Banned
many industrial parks have disposal sights for different materials, find out if they have one for metals
dispose of sword there.
dispose of sword there.
Cut yourself with the sword and let the blood fall in a small ceramic bowl. Mix it with Sprite. Throw in half a cup of rum. Now dig in your backyard until you find bones. Don't worry about how it got there. Crush them. Mix it into your mixture. Go into the nearest forest. Find somebody's long-lost porn stash. Burn it, and mix the ashes into a mixture. Now finally, pee into the bowl. Mix well, serve with ice. Find a priest. Have him drink it.
Congratulations OP, you've lifted the curse.
Congratulations OP, you've lifted the curse.
Icyflamez96
Member
Yes, this needs to happen.
Anyway OP, I suggest selling it. It's obvious that having the sword around is making you uncomfortable. As others have said, you can mention the curse in the item description so a) there's no need to feel guilt about cursing the buyer, and b) you might get some decent money that way.
Best of luck!
Tertullian
Member
Take a 3D 3DS picture and really make it angry.
Live Free or Die
Banned
lol, joke thread of the day? you cant be serious.
outunderthestars
Banned
Did you get the job at Gamestop? If so just wait for someone to come pick up their preorder of some niche Japanese RPG and tell them that they were upgraded to the super limited edition that comes with its own sword. Then sell them a warranty of the game, since they are already fucked.
statham
Member
Okay, sorry for the potato quality but my Moto X's camera is borked and all of my roommates are gone. I had to settle for the 3DS camera.
He just moved halfway across the country. Can you mail swords? Guessing I can't.
I was tempted to ask for it before the pics, yep that thing has saw some evil.
Bam Chowder
Member
Don't you see OP? You were destined to find this sword.
May strength be granted so the world might be mended...
So the world might be mended...
May strength be granted so the world might be mended...
So the world might be mended...
Mattakuevan
Member
You're already dead OP.
But really, curses aren't real. Get it appraised. Might be worth something to someone.
But really, curses aren't real. Get it appraised. Might be worth something to someone.
cloud_sleep
Member
What year is this?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Kill the Great Spirit Bear
muntersaur
Member
Okay, sorry for the potato quality but my Moto X's camera is borked and all of my roommates are gone. I had to settle for the 3DS camera.
He just moved halfway across the country. Can you mail swords? Guessing I can't.
That's a kukri knife from Nepal which are carried by gurkha soldiers. I bought a couple of them when I was there.
Oh shit. This is how it begins.