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How do I tell my girl she needs to work out?

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if the dude requires athena at his side, why didn't he go look for her in the first place? why try to damage this girl's psyche. hence, he's a worthless **** rag and sure as hell diesn't care about her "health" he's just shallow and knows nothing of realtionships.
 
my, people here are sensitive about their weight.

look how thick her arms and legs are. I reckon she gets elbow cleavage when she straightens her arms.
 
If you're built like Kratos, are primarily concerned with sex and physical appearance, and live in Sweden why are you worrying about a girl in Japan you only see a few times a year?
 
My ex had my son and daughter... So the tummy is all banged out. Understandable. Now, the girl I'm currently banging had 3 kids, and has a flat stomach and no stretch marks.


Genetics play a far greater role than any exercise regimen.
 
DaCocoBrova said:
My ex had my son and daughter... So the tummy is all banged out. Understandable. Now, the girl I'm currently banging had 3 kids, and has a flat stomach and no stretch marks.


Genetics play a far greater role than any exercise regimen.
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you're never gonna get married again are you?
 
Slurpy said:
And in all honesty, her legs do seem a little chubby.
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In all likelihood, if her legs look like that at that weight, those legs are never gonna slim down. You can't change the shape of your muscles like that.
 
Kaeru said:
All the awesome sweaty sex we have doesn't seem to help, so now I need to get her to the gym, period. :/r.
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Kaeru said:
Thing is, she lives in Japan. I live in Sweden.
We meet maybe 4-6 times a year.
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evil solrac v3.0 said:
if the dude requires athena at his side, why didn't he go look for her in the first place? why try to damage this girl's psyche. hence, he's a worthless **** rag and sure as hell diesn't care about her "health" he's just shallow and knows nothing of realtionships.
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To be honest, is this a thread to show off that the OP has a Japanese (omg ASIAN) girlfriend?

You know from that shot she doesn't look fat. You would show something obvious that she looks fat, not a cute-sy picture.

Also, how are long-distance relationships possible? 4-6 times (days/weeks/months?) an year? That's a relationship?

Explain how you two met, and maybe we could sympathesize with you more.

To answer the original question, just tell her directly (work out and I'm concerned about your health) or indirectly (say you work out a lot).

I mean, this problem isn't as serious as if you were to say, "How do I tell my girl that I contracted a STD (and had sex with her) or something?"
 
reaver18 said:
tell her you think you are out of shape and want to start working out alongside her.
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The only right answer. Chicks are uber conscious about their weight, so if you approach it the wrong way, you're toast.

mj1108 said:
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM -- SHE'S NOT FAT.

If she's too fat for you, I'll take her.
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On the other hand, I agree with this man. She too much of a "heffer" for you? I'd take her in a heart beat.

And we wonder why chicks go Anorexic and Bilemic (sp?)... It's cuz of assholes like "Kratos".
 
Man this reads like a bad joke.

"Sup guys I'm way cool dude body of Kratos guy here and my girlfriend who I bang all the time the four or six times we see other each year is kind of fat. Yeah she doesn't look fat in the picture you might think but that's because you're all a bunch of pudgy nerds and I'm stroking my ironman chest while posting this."

This whole thing reeks of bullshit.

But hey whatever I'll wait for more pictures, nothing better to do tonight. :(
 
evil solrac v3.0 said:
if the dude requires athena at his side, why didn't he go look for her in the first place? why try to damage this girl's psyche. hence, he's a worthless **** rag and sure as hell diesn't care about her "health" he's just shallow and knows nothing of realtionships.
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:lol :lol :lol Jesus christ you guys need to take a freaking chill pill. You look at one shot and suddenly you know more about her body than the OP? OH NO!!!!!!!!! he wants her to work out some more. I'll admit that I am a virgin too but you guys are display Shawn level of virgin anger.

You guys are so full of it

He even said so that he doesn't think she is fat but she is putting on some weight and she looks a little bigger than all of the girls he sees in Japan. Now if she was in America she would be really slim.
 
HolyStar said:
:lol :lol :lol Jesus christ you guys need to take a freaking chill pill. You look at one shot and suddenly you know more about her body than the OP? OH NO!!!!!!!!! he wants her to work out some more. I'll admit that I am a virgin too but you guys are display Shawn level of virgin anger.

You guys are so full of it

He even said so that he doesn't think she is fat but she is putting on some weight and she looks a little bigger than all of the girls he sees in Japan. Now if she was in America she would be really slim.
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Guys can be such assholes. Women can't be perfect all time. That girl looks cute, and seems rather 'fit'. And if she's not 'fit' in the OP's mind, then go find a skinny branch elsewhere. Don't tell her that she needs to lose some weight, it will mess with her.

I can't believe having a little bit of tummy is a turn-off these days.
 
HolyStar said:
:lol :lol :lol Jesus christ you guys need to take a freaking chill pill. You look at one shot and suddenly you know more about her body than the OP? OH NO!!!!!!!!! he wants her to work out some more. I'll admit that I am a virgin too but you guys are display Shawn level of virgin anger.

You guys are so full of it

He even said so that he doesn't think she is fat but she is putting on some weight and she looks a little bigger than all of the girls he sees in Japan. Now if she was in America she would be really slim.
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It's got nothing to do with being a virgin or not. Regardless of her gender, this woman does not need to lose any weight. Period.
 
bigfatgameguy said:
IF this guy is so good looking, then why doesnt he find a local girl that isnt fat, since it seems to mean so much to him. I believe the guy has issues.
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"bigfatgameguy"

How ironic.

I'm guessing most people here either have weight issues themselves or are so jealous of this guy having any girlfriend at all and not making her out be perfect that they resent it.
 
You see her 6 times a year?!

I guess the other guys she is ****ing like a bit of meat on her bones, you know while they are riding her and you're posting on a gaming forum half way round the World from her.
 
Zenith said:
"bigfatgameguy"

How ironic.

I'm guessing most people here either have weight issues themselves or are so jealous of this guy having any girlfriend at all and not making her out be perfect that they resent it.
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I wasn't aware we were playing Clue.

Despite those that are being histrionic, the truth is that depending on how you go about saying something like this, it can really mess up her self esteem. Unless he can show a picture that's more indicative of what he means, then he's probably not going to win many people on his side.
 
Since you see her rarely, you could tell her next time you see her you are going to take her out hiking, camping, w/e, something that takes decent amount of physical activity the next time you see her, and suggest that she condition herself for the adventure. Mind you, you are going to have to actually do the activity if you say this. Might help to mention that you yourself are gonna prep with some cardio training.
 
Kaeru said:
Hi GAF.

I have a problem.
My girl has a great body and all, but shes a little fat. And I'm afraid that it will only get worse as she gets older and her metabolism starts to die down. What I need is to a find a way to get her to go to the gym and trim those extra kg(pounds) on her legs(and ass).

All the awesome sweaty sex we have doesn't seem to help, so now I need to get her to the gym, period. :/

If don't wanna go through the shitstorm of telling her as it is.
So how do I go on about with this?
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Dude, more cushion for the pushin! And your chick looks fine, stop worrying.
 
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