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[triplestation]

Do you sit there and read something for 20 minutes or do you drop and roll?

 

[strafer]

2 min.

 

[Dead Prince]

about to go poo now. will report back but thread will be locked before i can post i bet.
Edit. Took me 4 minutes

 

[sn00zer]

Who gives a shit?

 

[Fare Godmace]

How long does it take to make this thread?

 

[Solo]

I'm in there to shit, not wallow in my own filth. ASAP.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm in there to shit, not wallow in my own filth. ASAP.

^^^

 

[blame space]

depends on the dump (DOTD)

 

[brianjones]

pretty shitty thread

 

[AppleMIX]

2 Mins. I got shit to do.

 

[Double D]

Shitting at work is like my smoke break. I usually dump twice during the day, and they each last 15-20 mins.

 

[andycapps]

Depends. If it's my morning dump it's usually about 5-10 minutes while I check my phone. At work if I have a busy meeting coming up then it's about a minute. If it's at work and I'm trying to kill time it's about the same time as my morning dump.

 

[bjork]

It really depends on the urgency of the evacuation, but I'll add this truth: it takes far longer at work than it should.

 

[bengraven]

2-5 minutes to crap, 15-30 minutes to read.


My wife thinks I have an issue. Yes, my issue is that I would love 30 minutes of fucking peace.

 

[Salvadora]

2-5 minutes to crap, 15-30 minutes to read.


My wife thinks I have an issue. Yes, my issue is that I would love 30 minutes of fucking peace.

wtf?!?

 

[Kyoufu]

10 minutes at least since I wash too.

 

[Alucrid]

Shitting at work is like my smoke break. I usually dump twice during the day, and they each last 15-20 mins.

Twice? Damn son, dat fiber.

Poop vs explosive diarrhea times vary greatly

 

[Windu]

you're taking a shit right now aren't you

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

2 to 5 minutes if i have shit to do, or in a bathroom thats not home.

5 to 15 if im at home.

 

[entremet]

2 minutes. Eat your veggies, son. I never understood the toilet reading habit. In and out I say.

 

[ZeroRay]

1 hour

 

[Solo]

Reading in the shitter is nasty

 

[Pctx]

*Waits patiently for the portion of GAF that masterbate after taking a dump*

For myself, 10 minutes usually.

 

[shinobi602]

I never understand why anyone wants to sit and read or go on their phone etc while they're on the crapper.

I just want to get in, get out as fast as possible so I can do other things in my day lol....

On topic though, depends on the shit...if constipated or something, probably around 5-6 minutes. If it's ready to go, shoot, 2-3 minutes tops.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Speaking of shitting at work, you can always tell who scarfed down a mcsomething and a gallon of coffee before they made it to building. Sounds like someone throwing paint into the toilet ugh.

Reading in the shitter is nasty

I don't know how people do this.

 

[Alucrid]

Reading in the shitter is nasty

We've had that thread before.

 

[TheLastCandle]

Depends on what I'm playing or reading.

 

[Phonomezer]

In and out as fast as possible.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

D.O.T.D.

 

[CrazyDogg77]

Depends on what I'm playing or reading.

Wait you mean you play games while taking a dump?

 

[dc89]

This thread. Holy crap.

 

[Pctx]

Speaking of shitting at work, you can always tell who scarfed down a mcsomething and a gallon of coffee before they made it to building. Sounds like someone throwing paint into the toilet ugh.


I don't know how people do this.

I appreciate the most apt description of a Mctoilet plunge yet. Bravo sir.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Usually only like 2 to 4 min min. But yesterday I was kind of sick and sat there in pain for like 10 to 15 min each time.

 

[SoilBreak]

10 years

 

[big_z]

lately i've been peeing out my ass so one push and it all sprays out. takes like three minutes to do everything.

when the poo is firm, consistent and providing that erotitc stimulation as it slides past the prostate i take more time especially if i have something to read. i never spend more time than 10 minutes though because i dont want my bumhole looking like a cluster of wine grapes.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Wait you mean you play games while taking a dump?

I have a friend who would do this. Never borrowed his DS.

 

[Jme]

Wait you mean you play games while taking a dump?

You don't have an iphone do you?

 

[Spire]

Two minutes, maybe. I hate being in the bathroom.

 

[akira28]

Crap, I think I forgot my beer in the john. brb.

 

[bananas]

2 min.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kufyZzbf-4M

 

[Nevasleep]

If the bomb don't drop in 30 seconds, I start to get worried.

 

[Rentahamster]

2 to 5 minutes if i have shit to do,

You do

Spoiler

do

 

[bjork]

when the poo is firm, consistent and providing that erotitc stimulation as it slides past the prostate i take more time

wow...

 

[bengraven]

Reading in the shitter is nasty

Why. Do you touch your poo a lot?

Take a crap, read, then put the book down (or smart phone) and wipe. Easy peazy lemon squeezy.

 

[Stuneseht]

5-10 min; depending if i have something to read.
Anybody ever had a bad case of numb legs?

 

[Gustav]

lately i've been peeing out my ass so one push and it all sprays out. takes like three minutes to do everything.

when the poo is firm, consistent and providing that erotitc stimulation as it slides past the prostate i take more time especially if i have something to read. i never spend more time than 10 minutes though because i dont want my bumhole looking like a cluster of wine grapes.

 

[Pctx]

If the bomb don't drop in 30 seconds, I start to get worried.

I feel like your prostate hates you.

 

[BFIB]

For me, usually 5-10 minutes.

 

[Solo]

Why. Do you touch your poo a lot?

Take a crap, read, then put the book down (or smart phone) and wipe. Easy peazy lemon squeezy.

You are sitting over top of a pile of your own excrement. The smell of your nasty shit is clinging to your clothing more with each moment you stay in there and bask in it.

 

[CrazyDogg77]

lately i've been peeing out my ass so one push and it all sprays out. takes like three minutes to do everything.

when the poo is firm, consistent and providing that erotitc stimulation as it slides past the prostate i take more time especially if i have something to read. i never spend more time than 10 minutes though because i dont want my bumhole looking like a cluster of wine grapes.

What?