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How would I go about dating a Nun?

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Reads like a troll thread, but whatever. Lemme guess. You're also the guy that thinks the stripper actually likes you.

Even if this woman could be tempted to break her vows, you shouldn't even be trying to do so. It just makes you a terrible person. It's like trying to invite an SPCA vet to a Mike Vick party. You just don't do it.
 
Atramental said:
Hah, well said.

I'm thankful that I have this "mechanism" built within me that whenever I hear a really beautiful girl say that she is all about her Christian faith (or any religion for that matter) I immediately lose all interest. You might as well say that you have genital herpes.
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Same thing happens to me when a girl tells me she's Atheist. Funny how that works huh? The whole different interests thing?

Not really.
 
Dakota47 said:
I am quite surprised at the moral indignation some of you guys are displaying. They're both grown-ups. The nun wouldn't be the first to break her vows. Celibacy is a medieval concept anyway.
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It's not necessarily that. It's that:

1) it seems like the OP isn't as fully versed on what it means to be a nun

2) it's kind of douchy behavior to assume she'll drop her hardwired beliefs for HIM. It's kind Chasing Amy only without lesbians.

If she isn't really into being a nun and is wants to go on with him, that's fine, but wanting her to give up her life because he's "kinda" into her is bad form.


Paradoxal_Utopia said:
Sounds like a shit person. Yes, let's destroy the earth as fast as we can and not give a shit about anything, cause that's what Christ would do. Let's not vote for someone we believe would affect the most positive change and share our principles, because God 'will decide'. Why the fuck does she even get out of bed in the morning? To me she's the very definition of anti-humanitarian, and anti-Christ- all talk, all bullshit, no positive actions that actually come from your belief, and utterly ignoring Jesus' main message of helping fellow man. And your wife is friends with this person?
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...you know what her favorite phrase is?

"Christianity is the #1 cause of atheism". She believes "bad Christians" push people away from God.

Isn't that ironic?
 
Some of you guys need to relax, damn.

As for the OP, you're only going to end up embarrassing yourself I you go through with asking her out.
 
All the people saying OP is a douche for trying to tempt this chick away from her vows are idiots (imo). If anything OP is an awesome dude for trying to save her from wasting her life on something so silly and archaic. Show her how the secular world does things OP! Bravo!
 
I highly doubt the veracity of the OP's story, but there's no denying that a million nuns and a million monks living out their lives to ripe old ages are worth less than a single scientist who finds a cure to polio, small pox, or some other disease.
 
It doesn't have to be a physical attraction. She could be turned on by his bravery and assertiveness. "This is a guy who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to take it." That can be a turn on. If she's sincere in her vows, she'll just spur OP's advances and he'll probably live on in her mind until the day she dies. "If only I had been as brave as OP and explored life a little more, I wouldn't regret dying now."
 
RDreamer said:
Yeah, the girl I dated talked about this a bunch. Some really do believe that on your wedding night God is there having sex with you. And when they say that they really don't mean it in a philosophical sort of sense. It weirded me out quite a lot back then and I had to kind of push it to the back of my mind and forget about it. She got really confused the first time I even remotely thought she meant it philosophically, and then especially when I said it was an odd notion, that God needs to be there having sex with you.

I don't think people like the the OP really get it. I mean sure he's probably talked to some religious people, but there are religious folks, and there are religious folks. The everyday person going to mass and stuff can be hard enough to talk to sometimes. The religious folk, and trust me if she's a nun there's really little to no chance at all that she isn't, are just on a whole other world. Their thought processes are nothing like you and I. Spend some time with one sometime, or even date one once. It'll really change the way you look at them.
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Bolded, hmm Iam Roman catholic and wtf?? this sounds nuts, now I know about that clause/loophole I can use it, hmm what yeah it was god told me to do you sister and god wants to do your sister and you at the same time....no god made me do it ;)

also OP just wants the forbidden fruit, it's the thrill of the chase and all that, if you do it then you better be prepared to get married and go the whole nine yards.. I don't think you would have this itch you have to scratch if she was just a normal everyday lady you could get with.
 
Yeah like nuns aren't part of the sexual psyche of an entire religion and NEVER ever get propositioned or asked out. C'mon dude.

Best case, she turns you down with a smile. Worst case, she's insulted and offended and upset. Lottery case, she's been having issues of faith and gives you some attention, decides to abandon her vows for a chance at a dalliance with a mortal human over her spiritual spouse, Christ.

But one look at this thread and you know you don't deserve any of these to occur. Save your piece. Find someone who is looking for you, someone who needs you in their life. Or play around and try to fuck an actual nun. Whatever.
 
A woman on the street would be flattered, maybe. A woman wearing her nun uniform, specifically created to non-verbally communicate the idea of "No. None." should probably spray you with pepper spray.
 
This has probably been said, but you need to make up your own religion and try to sway her to your side. Its kinda how religions are made to begin with, just make shit up!
 
Door2Dawn said:
Anyone else find this number out of 10 rating bullshit on looks incredibly douchey?
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No, it is universally lauded as classy. Persons of dignity should first and foremost consider how someone else looks on their arm. You don't want to be the guy wandering around in public with some 6 do you? EMBARRASSING
 
KrymynalChylde said:
All the people saying OP is a douche for trying to tempt this chick away from her vows are idiots (imo). If anything OP is an awesome dude for trying to save her from wasting her life on something so silly and archaic. Show her how the secular world does things OP! Bravo!
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So, do you also advocate trying to date happily-married women? Similar situation. Either way you answer, you're either a homewrecker, or you apply double standards. Which is it?

And who the fuck are you to say what's a waste of someone else's life? Regardless, if you agree with another person's religion or not, it's just straight-up insensitive and disrespectful to do what the OP wants to do. You come-off as that creepy guy that says, "You're lips are saying, "No," but your body's saying "Yes!"" A nun's uniform is a clear sign of saying, "No."

How the fuck do you people rationalize disrespecting other people, just because they happen to be religious? It's seems like common social sense just goes out the window, whenever it comes to religion, on Gaf. What the fuck?
 
Just approach her as one would approach any person in whom one has romantic interest.* Engage her in conversation and see if there's a basis for friendship. You don't see eye to eye on religion, but you may have other interests and views in common. She's a nun, but that's not all she is. Get to know her.

* Unless all you want to do is give her a good rogering. In which case, good luck lol. You could try a line like "Sister, I need you to help me fuck the sin away."
 
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