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[iamaustrian]

Didn't a poster here do a murder suicide? Not saying that's the ideal way to find out or anything.

yea I remember something like that too.
I think it was even a dev

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Cause i would be standing over top of them breathin heavy.

 

[The Elite]

Or what if they regenerated in a new form like Dr. Who?

I'd rather not find out.

 

[RevoDS]

Well, you'll know when I die, anyway.

Wait, you mean there is no GAF line of succession?

 

[Wes]

I'd check the NPD numbers.

 

[Ploid 3.0]

Cause i would be standing over top of them breathin heavy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOhRe19rROA

I believe you.

Wait, you mean there is no GAF line of succession?

Gaf has an expiration date ; ;

 

[Milk Lizard]

yea I remember something like that too.
I think it was even a dev

He was and so was she
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=349823

and his profile
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=8859

 

[OMG Aero]

Just make sure to die in a really funny way, then you'll get a thread and detective gaf will find out that it's you.

 

[Rei_Toei]

Didn't you guys hear? There's this disgruntled crazy poster hunting down GAF'ers and AAAAARGHKKLJKL

 

[firehawk12]

He was and so was she
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=349823

and his profile
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=8859

Oh man, I totally forgot about this. And it was less than a year ago too.

 

[Wanace]

Killswitch. If I don't log in every week then an email goes out to someone and they will come find my bloated corpse.

 

[DigitalDevil]

we had a brother drop on another forum, entensity. He was a regular poster so everyone "knew" him. He took a trip to Chicago and ended up disappearing after leaving a bar. His brother posted on EF about his disappearance, and it turned into a pretty big deal both on the forum and in the news. I'm not sure if they ever found his body, but he sure never posted again

 

[Kuramu]

Easy, it would be preceded with a thread like:

MD-age,
I've been shot 5 times in the chest. I tried eating pizza, but that didn't help. Should I go to the doctor?

 

[dinazimmerman]

Why would you want to know?

 

[sankt-Antonio]

more important is - what will happen if the owner of gaf (evillore?) drops dead?

 

[iamaustrian]

we had a brother drop on another forum, entensity. He was a regular poster so everyone "knew" him. He took a trip to Chicago and ended up disappearing after leaving a bar. His brother posted on EF about his disappearance, and it turned into a pretty big deal both on the forum and in the news. I'm not sure if they ever found his body, but he sure never posted again

well, it doesn't have to mean that he is dead. many people just drop out of "their life" without leaving any clues

 

[turnbuckle]

Start writing GAF-notification into your wills, people.

Actually, I wonder if there's a business here. Like, services for handling online presence post-death. Death could be the next big web boom! (I'm actually only half joking.)

I think I heard about a company that does this kind of thing on NPR several months ago.

Whatever happened to Seamus? The Woody Allen son dude?

http://www.politico.com/blogs/laurarozen/1009/Special_liaison_Holbrooke_appoints_Mia_Farrows_son_as_liaison_to_NGOs.html?showall

 

[bjork]

I have a list of things to do and people to contact, should I croak. So someone will make a "so, bjork died" thread on my account, but it won't be me. Cause, you know, I'll be dead and all.

 

[DrForester]

Their posts would become a lot more transparent.

 

[Cheerilee]

Well, you'll know when I die, anyway.

You rigged the forum, didn't you? Whenever you aren't there to reset a countdown clock, it starts permabanning randomly. Make sure you set it to go off slowly, that way people can see it happening and know it's coming for them.

 

[PuppetSlave]

Hopefully by that time bots will have become advanced enough to interpret threads and mimic an appropriate post so no one notices.

 

[gamergirly]

Who says that being dead stops you from posting on GAF?

NeoGAF > Discussions > Ghost Discussion > New To Ghost-Gaf So How Do I Play Halo From Beyond

 

[ianp622]

I would expect a thread labeled "GAF I'm dying what do I do?" at some point before their untimely demise. The responses would consist of "Go see a doctor" and the like.

 

[bjork]

I would expect a thread labeled "GAF I'm dying what do I do?" at some point before their untimely demise. The responses would consist of "Go see a doctor" and the like.

I did that once and got this as a reply:

 

[Ploid 3.0]

Oh man, I totally forgot about this. And it was less than a year ago too.

And dude look at his post history. His last post was to confirm that someone that post on gaf was alive. Another poster said, "Good to hear he is doing well. I was getting worried he committed suicide." Not talking about deamentia but a guy deamentia was confirming who was still alive.

 

[EvilMario]

If I go down, I'm taking you with me!

 

[Ploid 3.0]

You rigged the forum, didn't you? Whenever you aren't there to reset a countdown clock, it starts permabanning randomly. Make sure you set it to go off slowly, that way people can see it happening and know it's coming for them.

If Neogaf vanish when Evil is gone on his 200th birthday it will shock the nation. We can't deal with gaf being down for 2 minutes. How will we handle loosing it all together?

 

[Skittleguy]

The smell from the basement would get better, then worse.

 

[Cheerilee]

If Neogaf vanish when Evil is gone on his 200th birthday it will shock the nation. We can't deal with gaf being down for 2 minutes. How will we handle loosing it all together?

If he takes the forum with him, the living will envy the dead. If he passed it on to others, the dead would envy the living, and then we'd have all sorts of problems with zombies.

 

[aznpxdd]

RIP Viakado.

 

[gdt]

In my will it states:

Change all my status' to "Dead."

 

[Keylime]

If there is a heaven, surely it's got a computer with access to GAF there.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

I would put in my will instructions for my loved ones to change my avatar to HERE LIES JILL SANDWICH PEPERONY AND CHEASE.

 

[Fersis]

Easy, it would be preceded with a thread like:

MD-age,
I've been shot 5 times in the chest. I tried eating pizza, but that didn't help. Should I go to the doctor?

:lol

Evilore cant die... he cant... he must not die! ;__;

 

[Chrono]

Wait seriously? Where do I get on this train?

Many scientists and futurists have been saying this for a while, here's a recent article on the subject:

http://reason.com/archives/2009/11/17/the-methuselah-manifesto/singlepage

 

[Dead Man Typing]

If there is a heaven, surely it's got a computer with access to GAF there.

I'm using it, there's only one, you should see the queue behind me.

 

[EvilMario]

I'm using it, there's only one, you should see the queue behind me.

You may be confused about your location.

 

[Tamanon]

You would never know, unless they have an epitaph on their tombstone of "tl;dr"

 

[newsguy]

I actually died, was reincarnated, and at 15 started a new account on GAF. Imagine how I felt when I saw people using the same memes from my past life.

 

[Alivor]

I've got a list of what I want my friends to do when I die. Some of it includes my usernames and passwords and what to post where.

 

[davepoobond]

I actually died, was reincarnated, and at 15 started a new account on GAF. Imagine how I felt when I saw people using the same memes from my past life.

you possessed a 15 year old's body?

 

[newsguy]

you possessed a 15 year old's body?

No, 15 years later you fuckers are using the same memes.

 

[Fersis]

I got some 500's errors today and i was all like : EVILOOREEE NOOO!!! ;_;
Yeah i freaked out

 

[Zilch]

i have it in my will that whoever reads my will goes to all the forums i go to and posts "davepoobond is dead" just so everyone knows and doesnt worry.

"He died doing what he loved: smelling fish."

 

[GDGF]

He was and so was she
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=349823

and his profile
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=8859

We had an old school member die of a brain tumor, too. That was a long time ago.

Edit: Wait, that was the other age. Carbonwaffer wasn't it?

 

[Jamesfrom818]

It has been a while since I've seen Karakand...

 

[Escape Goat]

because i killed them?

 

[GDGF]

Wait was that the guy that used to do pr for hudsons virtual console stuff on the gaming side? Wow! How the hell did I miss that?

 

[WJD]

It has been a while since I've seen Karakand...

Trust me, he's alive. Very alive.

 

[davepoobond]

No, 15 years later you fuckers are using the same memes.

neogaf has been around for 15 years, wow.