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How would you woo a MUCH older woman?

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Synbios459 said:
I'm 21, is it really wrong to like older women like 30+?

Not at all. I'm 34 and have been having sex with 18-25 year old girls lately. The one that ravaged my foreskin a few weeks back was 45.
 
That pic actually reminded me to look up Chloroform on wiki and I was quite surprised

The use of chloroform to knock out a victim is a common plot element. Typically, a villain will spill a few drops from a small bottle onto a handkerchief, and then sneak up behind the victim. With the handkerchief clamped tightly over the mouth of the victim, there is a brief struggle before the victim slumps into unconsciousness. Portrayed after-effects are usually limited to a brief headache. In reality, a dose far greater than a few drops inhaled over a short while would be required to knock somebody out, and such a dose could also be lethal. The chloroform's effect to knock someone out would not be instantaneous.
 
i'm fooling around with a 47 yr old woman and i'm 32. btw, she's smoking hot and is also a grandmother. yeah, crazy.
 
Anyone here done a mother and a daughter?

BTW, I am handicapped with my hands and most women around my age I'm pretty sure reject me because of it, do you think older women would be more willing to look past it?

Oh, one more question, anyone done a woman 60+? I'm curious what it's like (not that I would).
 
Synbios459 said:
Oh, one more question, anyone done a woman 60+? I'm curious what it's like (not that I would).

Probably like taking sandpaper to your shaft. Though, you don't have to worry about kids since she'll probably be barren by then. But theres till a chance! So watch yo self
 
gerontophilia (adjective, gerontophilic): a paraphilia of the stigmatic/eligibilic type in which the partner must be parental or grandparental in age [from Greek, gerns, old age + -philia]. The technical term for the reciprocal paraphilic condition in which a younger person must impersonate a parent or grandparent is paraphilic.2. The condition in which a young adult is responsive to and dependent on erotic/sexual activity with a much older partner in order to obtain erotic arousal and facilitate or achieve orgasm.

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=429237
 
Synbios459 said:
Anyone here done a mother and a daughter?

BTW, I am handicapped with my hands and most women around my age I'm pretty sure reject me because of it, do you think older women would be more willing to look past it?

Oh, one more question, anyone done a woman 60+? I'm curious what it's like (not that I would).

I've always thought it would be like wrapping your dick in sandpapaer and jerking off.

edit: beaten :lol

Probably like taking sandpaper to your shaft. Though, you don't have to worry about kids since she'll probably be barren by then. But theres till a chance! So watch yo self
 
Guys, in regards to the OP, if we ignore it hopefully it will get bored and go away. In other words, stop feeding the retard.
 
Triumph Dolomite 1300cc said:
Guys, in regards to the OP, if we ignore it hopefully it will get bored and go away. In other words, stop feeding the retard.
I just realized he was a JM, I thought JM weren't allowed to make topics?
 
Synbios459 said:
I just realized he was a JM, I thought JM weren't allowed to make topics?
He's a jm because, well, he's supposedly 16 or something. Also he's an idiot, or a joke character, I haven't decided which yet.
 
So yeah I can probably contribute to this, having recently woo'd a woman 11 years older than me (I'm 29).

I told her that I'd be interested in hooking up with her, and she returned my interest, and it went from there.

Your turn!
 
Neo_ZX said:
That pic actually reminded me to look up Chloroform on wiki and I was quite surprised

The use of chloroform to knock out a victim is a common plot element. Typically, a villain will spill a few drops from a small bottle onto a handkerchief, and then sneak up behind the victim. With the handkerchief clamped tightly over the mouth of the victim, there is a brief struggle before the victim slumps into unconsciousness. Portrayed after-effects are usually limited to a brief headache. In reality, a dose far greater than a few drops inhaled over a short while would be required to knock somebody out, and such a dose could also be lethal. The chloroform's effect to knock someone out would not be instantaneous.
WHAT
 
Stele said:
Christ, I'm 21 and my girlfriend is soon to be 23, and I'm already starting to doubt if I can give up younger girls if we were to get married. With today's divorce rates, there's plenty of mature ass to go around. Why bind yourself to one from the start?

Dude, if that's how you feel about it you shouldn't get married.

Alternatively, you could just show your girlfriend that post you wrote and take it from there.
 
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