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Hulk Hogan posts a weird pic of his daughter's legs on twitter.

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LOL

Where is this from?!
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Yesterday I went to Hogans Beach which is a restaurant/outdoor beach bar area and my god it was fucking terrible. I knew as soon as my family said we should go to that restaurant Hulk Hogan bought that we were in for some shit.

Sat down at this place and there were six waitresses. All. Doing. Fucking. Nothing. Literally every single one of them were walking in rounds around the restaurant, not talking to any tables or anything. After five minutes my sister went up to the pay counter and asked for some service and menus. One girl came over, told us she'd be right back, then walked off and did nothing. After fifteen minutes we finally get a drink order in.

We ordered some conch fritters and those shits were like eight dollars. What do they serve us? I wish I had a picture. It was like five fritters ontop of a bed of soggy, dead looking grass stuff. My sister ordered some crab legs and was literally given three small crab legs. My blackened chicken sandwich was unsalvageable even by the avocado they put on it.

So fuck you Hulk Hogan your restaurant is shitty and you take weird pictures of your daughter. Also nobody likes to dine with the same mans picture adorning every single wall and giving you crazy looks while you try to eat shitty food.

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As amusing as this is, it pains me to see the Hulkster become a caricature...he was a true red white and blue American hero while I was growing up. Dude was an icon. And he still is :(
 
Oh come on, like all of you wouldn't have disgusting incestual sex with those amazing legs.

Also, who wants to start a GAF nWo??? I get to be Hogan. Choose your character.
 
His girlfriend and daughter.
Which one is which?! That's so damn creepy. Lol I remember passing on this girl because she looked too much like my sister, they must have some serious issues. Then again, It could also be that she looks like his ex-wife. The type of women he liked was already established before his daughter was born.
 
Once this dies, just make Hogan vs Goku

Actually in UPBftU Endless Unperfect #2 Revengeance, it's gonna be Hogan vs Kenshiro.

If Hogan wants me to jcak off to his daughter, or even to him, I'd do whatever he says. I'll do anything Hogan says, bet money on it.
 
Once this dies, just make Hogan vs Goku

WWF/WCW Hogan would win because he has creative control as part of his contract and wouldn't job to a tiny foreigner like Goku. If Goku showed up as the Giant Saiyan Ape they might be able to work a program and make some serious dough brother.

Either that or you could say Hogan beat Inoki, who drew with Ali, who beat Superman.

Do Hogan's promos about riding Harleys in Death Valley and doing superhuman feats count as canon?
 
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