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[Fox318]

Do you know how hard it was to train that monkey?

 

[MoxManiac]

Gumshoe doesn't believe in evolution, so there's really no point in getting upset by his comment.

You don't even have to believe in evolution to think humans are animals though. Unless you think humans are inorganic or plants?

 

[krypt0nian]

Gumshoe doesn't believe in evolution, so there's really no point in getting upset by his comment.

Stupidity is upsetting.

 

[Xeke]

You don't even have to believe in evolution to think humans are animals though. Unless you think humans are inorganic or plants?

You have to stop thinking biologically to try to understand him. 3 categories.

Humans > Animals > Plants. He probably believes we are created in God's image and thus are an incarnation of God on this planet while animals were created to be subservient to us.

 

[Twilight Princess]

so bigger penises = more evolved species? nice

 

[Fox the Sly]

What about women with fat monkeys?

 

[Doytch]

Gumshoe doesn't believe in evolution, so there's really no point in getting upset by his comment.

Maybe he should further investigate the matter.

(Hah! :lol)

 

[Mechanical Snowman]

Interesting and slightly OT fact (and slightly NSFW);
the wedge-shape combined with the thrusting motion serves a very important purpose... to scoop out other competing males' sperm from the vagina :lol

:lol Nice design tactic, Evolution.

 

[Xeke]

so bigger penises = more evolved species? nice

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[Mad_Ban]

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/The-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-3.jpg[IMG]
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Even the bird is shocked at it! :lol

 

[DonMigs85]

Cetaceans still own us, though.

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/04oct9-killer-whale-penis.jpg

 

[Zzoram]

Gorillas have a small package because they have harems. It's 1 male + 12 females. He has all the sex he wants, whenever he wants, and never has to worry about competing sperm sneaking into his women. If another male gorilla wants his harem, they fight for it, so they have big strong arms.

With humans, men often try to sex another man's woman secretly, so the man who fills her with the most sperm has the best chance of being the real father, whether she's cheating on him or not.

 

[Mudkips]

who cares about penis size when a chimp as tall as a 3 year old kid can tear apart 3 fully grown man?

Wouldn't have happened if any of the 3 fully grown men had a gun.

Interesting and slightly OT fact (and slightly NSFW);
the wedge-shape combined with the thrusting motion serves a very important purpose... to scoop out other competing males' sperm from the vagina

This has been postulated, but even a cursory analysis of the mechanics of sex show that it is not true.

Consider the effectiveness of the underside of a penis in withdrawing semen during intercourse. Assuming a male-on-top position, semen will simply not be drawn out of the vagina. The head of a penis does not make an effective scoop. Compare the underside of the head to the sides - that ridge that they claim that does the scooping would be utterly ineffective when you have gravity draining semen to the underside of the penis.

Consider the fact that the typical thrusting motion does not involve pulling out completely - there would be little to no removal of a competitor's semen.

Consider the fact that even if it were an effective scoop and removal system, for it to be effective in preventing pregnancy from resulting (from the prior mates' session), the subsequent sex would have to occur immediately after.

The shape has infinitely more to do with the mechanics of insertion and the foreskin.
The thrusting motion has infinitely more to do with the mechanics of gettin' preggers - deeper penetration is beneficial. Larger testicles are beneficial too (more semen). Why did humans tend toward larger penises and not larger testicles? Because we walk upright. Depth of penetration is more effective than volume of semen when you're walking more upright. This is why humans like big dicks, this is why humans have a much more exaggerated thrusting motion compared to other animals and primates.

 

[Steppenwolf]

Duck penis says hi!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU

(probably nsfw and not for weak stomachs)

 

[Government-man]

Wouldn't have happened if any of the 3 fully grown men had a gun.




This has been postulated, but even a cursory analysis of the mechanics of sex show that it is not true.

Consider the effectiveness of the underside of a penis in withdrawing semen during intercourse. Assuming a male-on-top position, semen will simply not be drawn out of the vagina. The head of a penis does not make an effective scoop. Compare the underside of the head to the sides - that ridge that they claim that does the scooping would be utterly ineffective when you have gravity draining semen to the underside of the penis.

Consider the fact that the typical thrusting motion does not involve pulling out completely - there would be little to no removal of a competitor's semen.

Consider the fact that even if it were an effective scoop and removal system, for it to be effective in preventing pregnancy from resulting (from the prior mates' session), the subsequent sex would have to occur immediately after.

The shape has infinitely more to do with the mechanics of insertion and the foreskin.
The thrusting motion has infinitely more to do with the mechanics of gettin' preggers - deeper penetration is beneficial. Larger testicles are beneficial too (more semen). Why did humans tend toward larger penises and not larger testicles? Because we walk upright. Depth of penetration is more effective than volume of semen when you're walking more upright. This is why humans like big dicks, this is why humans have a much more exaggerated thrusting motion compared to other animals and primates.

I'm sure you're right, I just summed up an article I saw earlier (on a psychology site)

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200803/if-you-want-know-what-women-have-been-look-men-s-genitals-3

 

[Lamel]

Duck penis says hi!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU

(probably nsfw and not for weak stomachs)

We learned in biology that duck cloacal protuberances (penises) fall off after mating season, so we still got them beat :lol

 

[-COOLIO-]

Too bad the monkey will rip your dick off like a celery stalk.

Throw that shit in the tall grass to never be seen again.

:lol :lol