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[DonJorginho]

The shitposting ass hat Kanye stan from old blighty has returned.

Have I missed anything? Anyone upset that I'm back?

I can confirm that I did indeed had Coronavirus. Me and my family tested positive and my Dad was hospitalised but has made a full recovery thank god.

My work has now shut for the foreseeable future so I can feel safe now, it was a rough few weeks and it was weird how I went from feeling good, to feeling shit but all that matters is that me and the fam are all okay with no deaths!

Hoping you're all staying safe during this time, and I look forward to talking to you all about my trashy takes again!

 

[Grinchy]

Did you swallow fish tank cleaner to get better? What did you take?

 

[-Arcadia-]

Welcome back, and it’s wonderful to see you in good health.

For the interest of education, would you be willing to talk about your experience? I think you’re the first Gaffer to have had it.

 

[DonJorginho]

Did you swallow fish tank cleaner to get better? What did you take?

A bottle of Dettol a day, worked really well aside from the odd internal bleeding!

But seriously, just ate healthy shit, vitamins, and moved around as little as possible to keep my breath.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Which of us fit into your cuck grouping?

just asking so I can act accordingly

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really happy to hear you’re okay

 

[godhandiscen]

Welcome back. I remember your last thread. Glad to know you are safe.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Mista]

I remember you were so happy that your work is shutting down. Glad to know that you and your family are alright mate

 

[mekes]

Shit man, glad to hear you are all okay. Must have been scary with your dad going in to hospital...

 

[DonJorginho]

Welcome back, and it’s wonderful to see you in good health.

For the interest of education, would you be willing to talk about your experience? I think you’re the first Gaffer to have had it.

Thank you my friend, hope you're staying safe!

It was really strange tbh, I felt really bad initially and had a bad fever and cough aswell as feeling breathless, but for half a week it gradually got better.

But after that, man oh man did I go to shit, my Dad was struggling to eat due to lack of breath, and I went from feeling kinda breathless walking up the stairs to having to stop each individual step, it literally felt like someone was sitting on my chest all the time.

The dry heave became a phlegmy mess and I got the sweats, to the point where I had to change beddings daily or sleep on the floor.

In this time my dad was taken to the hospital where we weren't allowed to see him. I was terrified for him, and there were times where he required a respirator according to the nurses.

But eventually he was sent back home after making a full recovery, my Mum had some struggles breathing but dealt with it okay thankfully.

So yeah, not fun, but the main thing is that I beat it, my fat ass beat it.

 

[DonJorginho]

I remember you were so happy that your work is shutting down. Glad to know that you and your family are alright mate

I deserved it tbh, didn't take it serious enough and took the piss as you remember.

But we all need a dose of karma every now and then, I blame Tesseract for cursing me (if I remember correctly)

But yeah we're all good thankfully mate, hope you and your loved ones are okay

 

[DonJorginho]

Which of us fit into your cuck grouping?

just asking so I can act accordingly

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really happy to hear you’re okay

I'll reveal that in another thread, for now you'll have to wait eagerly Mon Ami.

And thank you brother! Hope you're all okay too.

 

[Mista]

I deserved it tbh, didn't take it serious enough and took the piss as you remember.

But we all need a dose of karma every now and then, I blame Tesseract for cursing me (if I remember correctly)

But yeah we're all good thankfully mate, hope you and your loved ones are okay

This what matters, knowing that you and your family are well. I’m alright thank you so is the family

Stay safe man and take care of your parents

 

[Tesseract]

I deserved it tbh, didn't take it serious enough and took the piss as you remember.

But we all need a dose of karma every now and then, I blame Tesseract for cursing me (if I remember correctly)

But yeah we're all good thankfully mate, hope you and your loved ones are okay

fuq did i do

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Glad you've recovered.

 

[DonJorginho]

Shit man, glad to hear you are all okay. Must have been scary with your dad going in to hospital...

Thank you mate it means a lot, and yeah that was the scariest part, especially as he suffers from heart issues, but he's a tough cookie thankfully.

Hope you and your loved ones stay safe!

 

[DonJorginho]

fuq did i do

Was it you who cursed me? Fuck knows but I remember someone did

Hope you and your loved ones all stay safe brother

 

[Tesseract]

Was it you who cursed me? Fuck knows but I remember someone did

Hope you and your loved ones all stay safe brother

godspeed, brother

 

[sonomamashine]

I don't know you & i'm glad you & family are doing okay

 

[DonJorginho]

Glad you've recovered.

Thank you man, it means a lot, wishing you and your loved ones all the safety in the world!

 

[DonJorginho]

I don't know you & i'm glad you & family are doing okay

How dare you not know my crusty ass.

Joking fella, thank you for the kind words, hope you and your loved ones stay safe

 

[Deleted member 17706]

The shitposting ass hat Kanye stan from old blighty has returned.

Have I missed anything? Anyone upset that I'm back?

I can confirm that I did indeed had Coronavirus. Me and my family tested positive and my Dad was hospitalised but has made a full recovery thank god.

My work has now shut for the foreseeable future so I can feel safe now, it was a rough few weeks and it was weird how I went from feeling good, to feeling shit but all that matters is that me and the fam are all okay with no deaths!

Hoping you're all staying safe during this time, and I look forward to talking to you all about my trashy takes again!

Fuckin A, man, you did it. Great to hear some success stories from people in the community.

 

[DonJorginho]

Fuckin A, man, you did it. Great to hear some success stories from people in the community.

Thank you my man, it means a lot.

Hope you and your family stay safe during these times!

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I’ve been listening to the new Gambino (3.15.20) every day thanks to you, DonG.

Thank you for that

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Did you infect anybody kojimbo

 

[DonJorginho]

I’ve been listening to the new Gambino (3.15.20) every day thanks to you, DonG.

Thank you for that

I hope you love it as much as I did and still do.

That album got me through that shit!

 

[Rentahamster]

Did you mount its dismembered head above your fireplace?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I hope you love it as much as I did and still do.

That album got me through that shit!

“Time” is a sick track. Probably my favorite on the album but they are all great

Donald is still evolving, best is yet to come

 

[DonJorginho]

Did you infect anybody kojimbo

As far as I'm aware no, however I did go work before I was confirmed with it, but thankfully we shut now, my colleagues all know though

 

[MacReady13]

Scary stuff but glad to see you've come out the other end unharmed, safe and relatively healthy!

 

[DonJorginho]

Did you mount its dismembered head above your fireplace?

Indeed I do, makes for a good sight whilst I have my glass of port on my rug made from COVID-19 bacteria

 

[Rentahamster]

Indeed I do, makes for a good sight whilst I have my glass of port on my rug made from COVID-19 bacteria

COVID19 is a virus. Are you sure you just didn't get chlamydia????

 

[DonJorginho]

Scary stuff but glad to see you've come out the other end unharmed, safe and relatively healthy!

Thank you man, the scary thing is how it lasted longer than 14 days for me, at least it felt like it anyway.
I went from feeling I fully recovered to going lower than ever before.

Hope you and your loved ones stay safe

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

As far as I'm aware no, however I did go work before I was confirmed with it, but thankfully we shut now, my colleagues all know though

Congrats on being immune! Yay!

 

[DonJorginho]

COVID19 is a virus. Are you sure you just didn't get chlamydia????

Gotta get coochie to get Chlamydia I'm afraid sir, no chance for me!

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

COVID19 is a virus. Are you sure you just didn't get chlamydia????

Pee is supposed to burn on the way out, right? Especially if I drank hot sauce?

 

[DonJorginho]

“Time” is a sick track. Probably my favorite on the album but they are all great

Donald is still evolving, best is yet to come

Time is beautiful man, the album really is so unique I adore it.

Donald is a goat of the 2010s and now for me.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Pee is supposed to burn on the way out, right? Especially if I drank hot sauce?

your liver might be fucked

 

[DonJorginho]

your liver might be fucked

Fuck his liver, I want some of that hot sauce!

 

[Rentahamster]

Gotta get coochie to get Chlamydia I'm afraid sir, no chance for me!

Oh c'mon man don't sell yourself short. I believe in your potential.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Oh c'mon man don't sell yourself short. I believe in your potential.

Where are you getting gimps from right now that everything is closed?

 

[DonJorginho]

Oh c'mon man don't sell yourself short. I believe in your potential.

Thank you Sensei.

 

[TheSadRanger]

Thank you man, the scary thing is how it lasted longer than 14 days for me, at least it felt like it anyway.
I went from feeling I fully recovered to going lower than ever before.

Hope you and your loved ones stay safe

Did you do the Total Recall nose test swab or did they test your pops and assumed you had it as well?

 

[Rentahamster]

Fuck his liver,

At least have some restraint until like, day 104 of the quarantine before you result to that.

 

[Rentahamster]

Where are you getting gimps from right now that everything is closed?

I don't have to get shit. They make pilgrimages to me.

It's like Reunion from Final Fantasy 7.

 

[triplestation]

Hallelujah Holla back

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

 

[DonJorginho]

Welcome back. I remember your last thread. Glad to know you are safe.

Thanks my brother, I hope you are safe as well as your loved ones.

 

[DESTROYA]

Glad to see you doing well but remember this thread and all the crap I got?

Just been told by my boss that we may close on the 20th until the 16th of April due to Corona Virus, and it will all be paid leave!!!

HOLIDAY BABYYYY!!!!!

 

[DonJorginho]

I love you brother, I'm glad I'm still around to pester you all, hope you and all your family stay safe!