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I came blood.

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JSnake

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BigGreenMat said:
Until I saw this post I was thinking that JSnake was full of it, but now it is starting to make a little sense. JSnake obviously is a bit mixed up on things.
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I take thirty-some meds.
 
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Salmonax

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JSnake said:
I take thirty-some meds.
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If they're all prescribed by the same doctor who prescribed Viagra for a heart condition, I'd look into getting a second opinion and getting off of as many as you can.
 
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bigmakstudios

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i assume this is the official urology topic... so... what does it mean if it burns when I pee? I've only felt it once or twice, but the pain was pretty severe. lolz.
But seriously... what does it mean? >_> I have a similar sensation if I pee shortly after being in a body of water for an extended period of time.
I'm a virgin/don't do drugs (with a syringe or without), so I don't think I have any sort of STD.
 
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Xater

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bigmakstudios said:
i assume this is the official urology topic... so... what does it mean if it burns when I pee? I've only felt it once or twice, but the pain was pretty severe. lolz.
But seriously... what does it mean? >_> I have a similar sensation if I pee shortly after being in a body of water for an extended period of time.
I'm a virgin/don't do drugs (with a syringe or without), so I don't think I have any sort of STD.
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Might be an infection.
 
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GodfatherX

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bigmakstudios said:
i assume this is the official urology topic... so... what does it mean if it burns when I pee? I've only felt it once or twice, but the pain was pretty severe. lolz.
But seriously... what does it mean? >_> I have a similar sensation if I pee shortly after being in a body of water for an extended period of time.
I'm a virgin/don't do drugs (with a syringe or without), so I don't think I have any sort of STD.
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infection

drink some cranberry juice STAT
 
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cilonen

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Salmonax said:
If they're all prescribed by the same doctor who prescribed Viagra for a heart condition, I'd look into getting a second opinion and getting off of as many as you can.
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Read more responses. It's a heart med too. It was originally developed to be a heart med.
 
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dude

dude
What the fuck do you guys want from the poor guy?!
The doctor said there was nothing wrong with his samples, before that some people posted that it's probably nothing to worry about as well, at this stage I'll probably relax as well. I also don't see how him taking viagra for his heart is that weird, viagra was initially invented to cure heart conditions. Why should the doctor prescribe something else if the viagra can take care of it? But viagra is funny, it's for guys who can't get their weewee to get up, it cannot be prescribed by a real doctor!
 
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Salmonax

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cilonen said:
Read more responses. It's a heart med too. It was originally developed to be a heart med.
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Fair enough. My understanding was that people with heart conditions weren't supposed to take it, but admittedly my knowledge on the subject is limited at best.
 
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mosaic

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He came blood.

He came, blood.

He, came blood.

... I'm just saying, it's compelling regardless of where you put a comma.
 
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JSnake

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Roi said:
He came blood.
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Koomaster

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Dude, hope you are okay - well as okay as you can be. Sounds like you've got a lot of stuff going on medically. Anyway, I just wanted to say that you shouldn't be embarassed going to your parents about this stuff if something is wrong.

I mean, obviously don't go to them every morning and tell them how your j/o session went last night. But if something like this happens, it's best to be open and honest right away. They aren't going to be mad at you, they care about your health much more.

If something's not going right, especially with the amount of drugs and other things you are on, you need to tell your parents and doctor right away! Don't be embarassed at all.

Anyway, sounds like maybe the main problem has cleared up. But keep a check on it. And you might want to start your own little journal about stuff you notice about your body. It's that information that could HELP your doctor should something go wrong. Forgetting about a sore on your dick isn't good. Help others help you by knowing everything that is going on with your body.

Be safe dude!! *hugs*
 
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lil smoke

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Koomaster said:
Dude, hope you are okay - well as okay as you can be. Sounds like you've got a lot of stuff going on medically. Anyway, I just wanted to say that you shouldn't be embarassed going to your parents about this stuff if something is wrong.

I mean, obviously don't go to them every morning and tell them how your j/o session went last night. But if something like this happens, it's best to be open and honest right away. They aren't going to be mad at you, they care about your health much more.

If something's not going right, especially with the amount of drugs and other things you are on, you need to tell your parents and doctor right away! Don't be embarassed at all.

Anyway, sounds like maybe the main problem has cleared up. But keep a check on it. And you might want to start your own little journal about stuff you notice about your body. It's that information that could HELP your doctor should something go wrong. Forgetting about a sore on your dick isn't good. Help others help you by knowing everything that is going on with your body.

Be safe dude!! *hugs*
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I was worried that he isn't a kid, but a grown man with these concerns about his folks. In which case, is a serious issue, along with the blood and mixed prescriptions. This thread isn't really funny to me anymore, I wanted to help out.
 
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lil smoke

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hadareud said:
I really don't know why everybody still thinks this is real
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Really? I don't think so. That would mean he took the joke way too far. If so, that's still sad... screaming for attention with that sort of topic, perhaps worse than "I came blood"
 
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Koomaster

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hadareud said:
I really don't know why everybody still thinks this is real
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And if it IS real, all you guys are doing is making him feel bad or awkward about asking his questions and sharing.

Anyway, I believe him, and I hope he'll be okay. If he is lying then I guess jokes on me; but I'd rather trust him and try to be encouraging. :)
 
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dude

dude
hadareud said:
I really don't know why everybody still thinks this is real
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Really, the guy seems pretty legit, I have no reason not to believe him. It's also funnier to think this is true, and since I will never care enough to find out, I'll just go with the better option.
 
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SexConker

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Has it been said yet?

Pics, or it didn't happen.

(Please, NO PICS)

Edit - actually, take a pic of your "medicine cabinet" that is in the "busted out" wall of your room.

At least then we can all start laughing at the right things.
 
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hadareud

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well I just get the feeling he's having a laugh, and the feeling gets stronger with each of his posts.

I'd like to say I'd like it to be true, but then I wouldn't wish this on anyone. On the other hand if it's fake it's pretty sad too.

The whole viagra for a heart condition surely is a joke btw
 
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Koomaster

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SexConker said:
Has it been said yet?

Pics, or it didn't happen.

(Please, NO PICS)

Edit - actually, take a pic of your "medicine cabinet" that is in the "busted out" wall of your room.

At least then we can all start laughing at the right things.
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Why is anyone laughing? I don't see anything funny about bloody cum. Or why laugh about his medications? I don't think this situation is funny; even if you think he's joking, I don't see the humor. :(
 
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Dark Octave

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Is there a way to make it so threads don't appear on the forums for each PC/account, because I'm tired of this thread, and seeing the words, "I came blood" constantly on the top of the page. It's not that interesting. Let it die.
 
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Koomaster

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hadareud said:
The whole viagra for a heart condition surely is a joke btw
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As has been posted in this thread before, that is definitely NOT a joke.

I know this from cust. service work for a medical company. Some insurances will cover Viagra as long as it's prescribed for heart problems, but not for ED. There is also some jiggery-pokey about the amount prescribed for each condition and so forth.

Viagra is being used to treat heart problems.
 
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hadareud

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Koomaster said:
As has been posted in this thread before, that is definitely NOT a joke.

I know this from cust. service work for a medical company. Some insurances will cover Viagra as long as it's prescribed for heart problems, but not for ED. There is also some jiggery-pokey about the amount prescribed for each condition and so forth.

Viagra is being used to treat heart problems.
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ah ok, maybe I'm wrong then.

Still seems pretty far fetched that a 15 year old is prescribed that to be honest.
 
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Valtox

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As someone said earlier, maybe you came blood because you jerked off too much.
But here's my question. Why do you have to say it to your parents? Or say lies?
Can't you just go alone to the doctor and tell him what happened? If you are scared he can tell it to your parents, isn't it called a professional secret? It is, and it's not like, say, a pregnancy, a severe illness, or something like that.
 
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Ogni-XR21

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Valtox said:
As someone said earlier, maybe you came blood because you jerked off too much.
But here's my question. Why do you have to say it to your parents? Or say lies?
Can't you just go alone to the doctor and tell him what happened? If you are scared he can tell it to your parents, isn't it called a professional secret? It is, and it's not like, say, a pregnancy, a severe illness, or something like that.
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I guess you have a bit of thread-catching-up to do...
 
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Valtox

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fistfulofmetal said:
"ITT: 15 YEAR OLD CUMS BLOOD, IS AFRAID TO TELL PARENTS, LATER WE FIND OUT HE'S A MEDICAL DISASTER"

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ok, I think I catched up. (._.'')
Just to remain on topic about viagra, being a nurse I have to say I've seen it used on a newborn too, for hearts problems.
No boner involved, it was a girl.
 
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ronito

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Valtox said:
As someone said earlier, maybe you came blood because you jerked off too much.
But here's my question. Why do you have to say it to your parents? Or say lies?
Can't you just go alone to the doctor and tell him what happened? If you are scared he can tell it to your parents, isn't it called a professional secret? It is, and it's not like, say, a pregnancy, a severe illness, or something like that.
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what exactly were you searching for to find this?
 
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Valtox

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ronito said:
what exactly were you searching for to find this?
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This thread was linked by mosaic on the Ultimate Awesome Virtual Console Discussion, I read only the first page then posted. :/
 
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madara

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Grr, this thread cursed me. 11 years since I last took Cipro and after two ER visits in last week while we setup for cancer screenings I'm back on this crap. Nothing like cramps all over your body to point of messing up your tendons, nausea, dizziness and having drink gallon and half of water a day. Its enough of dose to cure all anthrax in world, cripes. I thought it was bad back when I was 14 but it sucks just as much when your abit older as well.
Plus the pain that should only be reserved for most vile of men let alone one thats not even sexually active with anyone. I can not possibly see how it could it be something like epididymitis maybe its stone or blockage this time nor does it feel like prostatitis. I do take baths in winter for chronic pain but I figured a little dawn soap is all I need, after all how bad could a bath be, folks did it all the time years ago plus I add showers to the mix. I usually have chronic pain but this is ridiculous, its looks like one of those years where you use all your self control not even think of erection like thoughts or ejaculation for many months. Some of you have no clue just how blessed/lucky you are.
 
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Oneself

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So I log on to neogaf; main forum page, nothing out of the ordinary, looking for some game infos BAM! WTF I CAME BLOOD. Clicks on "off topic".
 
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