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Aladuf

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Crushed said:
So, just to make sure, GAF.

Is this an accurate depiction of the situation so far?

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Just want trying to keep up here.
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:lol :lol :lol This is so fucking awesome!!!
 
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hockeypuck

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JSnake said:
I take viagra to help my heart, cipro for my current flu, a bunch of other stuff for my lungs and heart. And I'm on a ventilator.

Honestly, I didn't think it had anything to do with blood coming out of my dick seeing as I've been on this stuff for years.
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You're taking Viagra, aka Revatio, for pulmonary hypertension I presume. And you are taking ciprofloxacin for treating ventilator-induced bacterial pneumonias, not influenza virus respiratory disease.

If you're not joking with us, my sympathies. On a fucking ventilator, christ. That would help explain why you couldn't see your doctor yourself for a relatively minor problem.

Don't worry about that little bleeding, especially since it has stopped. You've got other health issues to look after.
 
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Zenith

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klausbert said:
Check your mother's mouth with ultraviolet light.
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:lol :lol :lol

I take viagra to help my heart, cipro for my current flu, a bunch of other stuff for my lungs and heart. And I'm on a ventilator.
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Wow, God certainly loves you, doesn't he?
 
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Xater

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hockeypuck said:
You're taking Viagra, aka Revatio, for pulmonary hypertension I presume. And you are taking ciprofloxacin for treating ventilator-induced bacterial pneumonias, not influenza virus respiratory disease.

If you're not joking with us, my sympathies. On a fucking ventilator, christ. That would help explain why you couldn't see your doctor yourself for a relatively minor problem.

Don't worry about that little bleeding, especially since it has stopped. You've got other health issues to look after.
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Are you a doctor or something similar?

I think we so need a doc for the off-topic with all those health threads.
 
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Colonel Nelson

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edit: sorry GAF I only read the first 5 pages and was scared for this kid who is (apparently) more afraid to admit he jacks off than of the random blood shooting out of his body.
 
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Costanza

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Colonel Nelson said:
GO TO THE DOCTOR.

Unless they are complete assholes, your parents are going to be a lot more upset if something happens to you than the fact that you masturbate (NOTE: THEY ALREADY KNOW). It may be humiliating to you to have to discuss it, but you need to see a doctor.

You can also tell them that you have a serious concern about your health, but it is embarrassing and that you want to talk to a doctor about it in private. If they are cool, they won't press you. If it's something serious, you'll have to cop to it eventually, but if it's not, then you can avoid having to have the discussion with anybody but your doctor.
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why the fuck don't people read the thread before posting? this shit was stated on page 1 and he's already talked to a doctor.
 
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Colonel Nelson

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Costanza said:
why the fuck don't people read the thread before posting? this shit was stated on page 1 and he's already talked to a doctor.
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I read the first 5 or so pages, and I was just concerned for the guy. He seemed pretty deluded, but whatever, this is the internet.
 
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Tr4nce

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Count Dookkake
My sister needs YOUR erection
(Yesterday, 08:16 PM)
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''Tell us when you shit come.''




:lol :lol
 
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Count Dookkake

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Tr4nce said:
Count Dookkake
My sister needs YOUR erection
(Yesterday, 08:16 PM)
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''Tell us when you shit come.''




:lol :lol
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It's funny because I wrote something funny about butt-sex and have a model sibling? I guess. Maybe worth only one :lol.
 
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JSnake

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UPDATE

My balls really hurt last night. Like Mike Tyson was punching them over and over again. Now they don't hurt anymore. This morning, I did a fap test and no blood came out.

I'M NOT DYING ANYMORE GAF.
 
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lil smoke

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JSnake said:
UPDATE

My balls really hurt last night. Like Mike Tyson was punching them over and over again. Now they don't hurt anymore. This morning, I did a fap test and no blood came out.

I'M NOT DYING ANYMORE GAF.
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You think that everything is ok... just like that? C'mon you can't be serious. Get a physical exam, and stuff. And lay off the meat for a few days.
 
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JSnake

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lil smoke said:
You think that everything is ok... just like that? C'mon you can't be serious. Get a physical exam, and stuff. And lay off the meat for a few days.
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I assume no more blood means I'm okey-dokey.
 
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lil smoke

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JSnake said:
I assume no more blood means I'm okey-dokey.
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Your assumption means nothing, unless it's backed by medical opinion. Do you not care?

What if you lose your masturbation sensation? What if you can no longer ejaculate down the road? I bet you'd run over to the doc then?
 
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SexConker

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JSnake said:
I assume no more blood means I'm okey-dokey.
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I'm at work, someone make this a gif where he's skipping around.
Possibly to a medicine cabinet with viagra.

Dr gives you viagra for a heart condition? There's got to be better stuff out there for you.
You don't give an ED med to a 15 year old boy. That's a guaranteed complex right there. (And this thread proves it).

Get a new Dr. And stop lying. There's no way you got those specimens requested, produced, stored, transported, analyzed, and reported on in that short of a time. If your doctor thought it was that urgent to look at your samples that quickly, you would have been told to go into the office.
 
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Xater

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JSnake said:
I assume no more blood means I'm okey-dokey.
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That's your assumption after you jizzed blood AND your balls hurt?

DarkJediKnight is right your are an idiot OR you are fake and you should be banned.
 
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JSnake

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Xater said:
That's your assumption after you jizzed blood AND your balls hurt?

DarkJediKnight is right your are an idiot OR you are fake and you should be banned.
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I'm not medically knowledgeable. The problem that made me make this thread is gone, so I should be better. I feel better.
 
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Mau ®

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I always wonder why do people come to GAF for major madical advice. I think its pretty damn obvious they need to go to the doctor. Common sense people!
 
Cauliflower of Love

Cauliflower of Love

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JSnake said:
I'm not medically knowledgeable. The problem that made me make this thread is gone, so I should be better. I feel better.
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I hear people usually feel a sense of relief and better overallness right before they die.


Good knowing ya!

(not)
 
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JSnake

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Oh! I just remembered something. I had a sore on my dick a few days ago, but it went away after a few hours. Could it be related?
 
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Fireblend

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JSnake said:
Oh! I just remembered something. I had a sore on my dick a few days ago, but it went away after a few hours. Could it be related?
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If there was anything that could have possibly confirmed the fact that this is indeed a joke thread, then this post is it. Joke thread confirmed. Or you suck.

Edit: Thanks Crushed, for saving another thread. <3
 
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JSnake

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Fireblend said:
If there was anything that could have possibly confirmed the fact that this is indeed a joke thread, then this post is it. Joke thread confirmed. Or you suck.
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I just forget important details. :(
 
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BigGreenMat

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hockeypuck said:
You're taking Viagra, aka Revatio, for pulmonary hypertension I presume. And you are taking ciprofloxacin for treating ventilator-induced bacterial pneumonias, not influenza virus respiratory disease.

If you're not joking with us, my sympathies. On a fucking ventilator, christ. That would help explain why you couldn't see your doctor yourself for a relatively minor problem.

Don't worry about that little bleeding, especially since it has stopped. You've got other health issues to look after.
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Until I saw this post I was thinking that JSnake was full of it, but now it is starting to make a little sense. JSnake obviously is a bit mixed up on things.
 
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