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[likeGdid]

What if a fire breaks out and you have to evacuate nude?

 

[Clydefrog]

the downside of having an elastic waist band on your body almost constantly is that it will actually cause fat to settle just above it and create a flabby area..... at least this is my theory.

sounds like a stupid theory if you ask me

 

[xxracerxx]

To the people that complain about cold:

Why not add blankets? There is nothing better than a cold room and a toasty bed that you are naked in with a naked woman.

 

[ConradCervantes]

Ten steps ahead of you, OP. Even in frozen-ass Wisconsin, I'm not comfortable sleeping unless I'm totally nude. Girls have always been perplexed by my reasoning.

 

[EvilDick34]

What if a fire breaks out and you have to evacuate nude?

Do what i did in a fire, wrap yourself in a blanket or have a goddamn robe nearby? or boxers?

 

[Fallout-NL]

Been doing that since I was ten basically.

 

[Liquidsnake]

I learned in the boy scouts a long long time ago that the less you have on the more heat your body will generate to keep you warm. Especially in a sleeping bag.

I sleep naked now because it feels good, and the heat convects!!!!!!

 

[Borgnine]

What if a fire breaks out and you have to evacuate nude?

Why would you want to be enveloped in flammable material when escaping a fire?

 

[ShockingAlberto]

To the people that complain about cold:

Why not add blankets? There is nothing better than a cold room and a toasty bed that you are naked in with a naked woman.

Alternatively, and follow my logic here for a minute

I could just keep doing what I'm doing and wear sleep-appropriate clothes

 

[Clydefrog]

Only way to roll. Also for the people complaining about cold, I did some research:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanket

Should I heat up my bed and blankets in the oven before deciding to jump in them naked?

because it's damn cold when I first jump in the bed

 

[Arcipello]

sounds like a stupid theory if you ask me

you think molding your body with bands is a stupid theory?

tell that to these women

 

[xxracerxx]

Alternatively, and follow my logic here for a minute

I could just keep doing what I'm doing and wear sleep-appropriate clothes

Sounds amish.

 

[ascii42]

Why would you want to be enveloped in flammable material when escaping a fire?

I don't think it makes much of a difference, since I AM flammable material.

 

[AVclub]

I like being naked, but must wear underwear to bed because I've found when I sleep naked that I'll roll over and get my Johnson caught in a painful position somehow, inevitably waking me out of a sound sleep. Prior experiences like this have also made me nervous about falling asleep nude so it now takes me longer to do it, if the occasion arises where nudity and sleeping coincide.

But I guess that isn't really an issue for people with small Peters...so if you can swing it, go for it!

 

[morningbus]

Abandon my last line of defense against nocturnal sexual assault?

Nice try Op.

 

[Atramental]

I can't sleep naked because I get weird dreams when I do.

 

[Dabanton]

It's a great feeling sleeping naked.The freedom it gives you as you slumber is delicious.

I can't sleep with clothes on it feels horrible now.

 

[ascii42]

Should I heat up my bed and blankets in the oven before deciding to jump in them naked?

because it's damn cold when I first jump in the bed

Get one of these:

Alternatively, have pets that like to sleep on your bed. I have two cats that do that. Unfortunately, that means that only two small patches are warm. Clearly I need more cats, or just one really big one.

 

[Archer]

because its healthy for you!

Think about it, if you sleep with your underwear on all night and then wake up, shower and then put on a fresh pair for the day, you probably only get about 10-15 minutes within a 24 hour period where you are completely naked! the downside of having an elastic waist band on your body almost constantly is that it will actually cause fat to settle just above it and create a flabby area..... at least this is my theory. its the same effect you see on fingers when you wear a ring for a long time, if you take it off you can clearly see an indentation that never vanishes.

so in summery... please get naked for your own good GAF

so why not sleep with no shorts/pants/undies but wear a teeshirt? up here in the latitudes, it gets balls cold at night.

 

[Borgnine]

Should I heat up my bed and blankets in the oven before deciding to jump in them naked?

because it's damn cold when I first jump in the bed

Cool sheets feel good in the 909

I even learned to put my pillow in the freezer from Red Dwarf. Also you may wear clothes initially when you enter the bed, but then you must remove them after you have build up heat under the blanket.

 

[lenovox1]

Alternatively, and follow my logic here for a minute

I could just keep doing what I'm doing and wear sleep-appropriate clothes

I think what we're establishing here is that the only thing that's sleep appropriate is no clothes at all.

I can't sleep naked because I get weird dreams when I do.

They call those kinds of dreams "weird dreams" now? Huh.

 

[Clydefrog]

Cool sheets feel good in the 909

I even learned to put my pillow in the freezer from Red Dwarf. Also you may wear clothes initially when you enter the bed, but then you must remove them after you have build up heat under the blanket.

Okay, I can live with that. I'll give it a shot. (can't believe I'm telling you that I'm going to sleep naked tonight)

 

[Arcipello]

Also you may wear clothes initially when you enter the bed, but then you must remove them after you have build up heat under the blanket.

QFT

 

[Borgnine]

I don't think it makes much of a difference, since I AM flammable material.

No you're not, you don't actually light on fire, you just melt!

Fuck yeah, nakedness, fire... I am now one with my ancestral inner caveman. Pass the mammoth.

 

[Sol..]

what if a burglar busts in while i'm sleeping, he sees my junk, and then we lock eyes. Rules dictate that we'll have to fuck. I can't take that risk.

 

[TommyT]

We don't make it a point to sleep naked. However, we often fall asleep naked given our previous activities.

I just like having the boys wrangled in for some reason :\. I will admit it does make the transition to sex thanks to morning wood easier.

 

[Marc13]

To all those sleeping naked, what type of sheets are you using? How often are you changing your sheets?


I tried sleeping nude but then I feel like I sweat more. Anyone else feel that way?

So far, the best sleep for me is when I wear ExOfficio boxer briefs with a comfy cotton/polyester shirt.

 

[Kyoufu]

Sleeping naked and cold showers are two things I just can't do.

 

[criesofthepast]

Been doing it forever. I hate wearing boxers and them wedging all up my ass crack as i toss and turn. It gives the balls more room to breathe and if you have nice silky bedsheets it feels sooo good.

 

[JumpingTheGun]

Already do. Can't stand the feeling of tight clothes while I'm trying to sleep and loose clothes tend to wrap around you every time you move in your sleep. I just through some extra comforters on during the winter.

 

[balddemon]

Remember that guy that crushed his balls while rolling over in bed?

That's why I sleep in compression shorts.

 

[Rad-]

I tried this when younger because it sounded like a good idea. I woke up during nights to my dick hurting. Never again.

 

[Borgnine]

Women basically can't sleep naked without soiling the sheets.

Pretty much, they're like slugs.

Also all of your people that sweat a lot while you sleep, this is due to your unrelated obesity.

 

[windz]

I sleep naked about half the time. But in the winter, it gets so cold

 

[Anteater]

you think molding your body with bands is a stupid theory?

tell that to these women

Hey that's Tali from Mass effect

 

[whitehawk]

I can't. I sleep on my stomach and my junk gets all caught up when I turn in my sleep and stuff. Laying on your dick doesn't feel good.

The hell are you talking about?

 

[lenovox1]

To all those sleeping naked, what type of sheets are you using? How often are you changing your sheets?

You should wash your bedding weekly, regardless of whether you sleep clothed or you sleep in the nude.

 

[zoukka]

Well I'm nude in my bed right now, posting from a tablet!

 

[CrazyDogg77]

Pretty much, they're like slugs.

Also all of your people that sweat a lot while you sleep, this is due to your unrelated obesity.

I'm underweight and I sometime sweat a lot when I sleep.

 

[toxicgonzo]

It's all fun and games 'til you have a wet dream.

 

[marrec]

Done.

What are your other demands?

 

[backflip10019]

The hell are you talking about?

When I sleep on my stomach and turn in my sleep, my dick gets caught under my leg and that's uncomfortable.

 

[Double D]

1) I've tried it, and prefer sleeping in boxers
2) I've got kids. My parents always had underwear on whenever I encountered them in their bed. I appreciated that.

 

[Menelaus]

I hump the bed and molest my wife in my sleep when I sleep naked.

It's the best.

 

[Always-honest]

Too cold.

Also, other people sit on or use my bed.

Yeah but those people are dead, so why care?

 

[TurbulentTurtle]

I'm underweight and I sometime sweat a lot when I sleep.

That's not sweat, bro.

 

[Muffdraul]

Already do. Like all little kids, I wore jammies. At some point I experimented w/ sleeping in just my underwear, probably to be like my dad. Felt sooo much better. Wasn't too long after then that I thought "If this feels better, I'll bet sleeping naked feels best." And I was right!

"Too cold"? Add blankets.

 

[Rad-]

When I sleep on my stomach and turn in my sleep, my dick gets caught under my leg and that's uncomfortable.

Yep. Its position is much easier to control with proper underwear.

 

[Carl]

Do in the summer, but too cold in winter

 

[Borgnine]

When I sleep on my stomach and turn in my sleep, my dick gets caught under my leg and that's uncomfortable.

Pop the head in your bellybutton to keep it secure.