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I learned in the boy scouts a long long time ago that the less you have on the more heat your body will generate to keep you warm. Especially in a sleeping bag. :)

You sure that isn't just something your scout master made up before the lesson on sharing body heat in cold environments?
 
You sure that isn't just something your scout master made up before the lesson on sharing body heat in in cold environments?

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I'll never sleep naked, unless i'm with someone. I don't want to get a wet dream and have my sheets totally fucked. I'd much rather just change my undies than go through that shit every few weeks.

Also, wet dreams suck. I know in the dream that i'm dreaming and I don't want to do this shit, but it just happens. Right after, I wake up and think FUUU before either stuffing my undies with napkins, or washing up.
 
I agree with this! I only wear boxers at friends houses out of politeness.
If it is absolute freezing I will wear t shirt/shorts then take them off once warm enough but the one thing I cannot do is sleep with socks on. Its as if all the heat builds up in my feet and the socks keep it in or something!
 
I'll never sleep naked, unless i'm with someone. I don't want to get a wet dream and have my sheets totally fucked. I'd much rather just change my undies than go through that shit every few weeks.

Wait, how often do you change your sheets now?
 
before I got married, I had my own place (no roommates) for about 5 years. I never once felt comfortable being naked. I could never walked around naked even in the privacy of my own home.

It just feels weird to me.
 
Last time i slept naked during the winter i got a Tonsillitis.

During the summer months when the nights are hot i couldn't find sleep with clothes tho.
 
Sleeping naked is pretty awesome. Sleeping naked in a sleeping bag whilst camping is a totally different experience, but not an unpleasant one.
 
Always sleep in the nude. It's a rite of manhood. Besides when you willy slaps up against your woman it gives her a thrill.
 
I'll never sleep naked, unless i'm with someone. I don't want to get a wet dream and have my sheets totally fucked. I'd much rather just change my undies than go through that shit every few weeks.

Also, wet dreams suck. I know in the dream that i'm dreaming and I don't want to do this shit, but it just happens. Right after, I wake up and think FUUU before either stuffing my undies with napkins, or washing up.

As in you have wet dreams that frequently?
 
As in you have wet dreams that frequently?
These days, I haven't been 'pleasuring' myself at all, so I find that every two to three weeks I get a wet dream. If I masturbate, it won't happen for months.

I change my sheets every month or so btw, if you all must know. I sleep with two layers of fur, that shit aint easy to wash ever week people.
&can you imagine getting cum in that shit? jesus..
 
why do you know the precise age? what brought you over to the winning team?

Because from age 14 to eighteen I was forced to sleep on the couch. We only had a two bedroom place and my parents and sister had the other rooms. I always slept with lounge pants because my stepfather was terrified that my sister would see my underwear or penis one morning while coming down stairs and that might make her lesbian or teen pregnant or whatever.

From 19 on I lived with my father and had my own room and I remember the night I decided to sleep nude: I felt very very bad, but very very right at the same time.

I never looked back. Not even after that night my stepmother walked in to hand me the phone and my bare ass was staring her in the face as I slept.
 
Strange thing is that if I sleep naked, I sweat and get super hot, and when I overheat I get nightmares every time. If I wear a tee-shirt and pajama bottoms, I get through the night no problem. Yep, 28 and still wearing pajamas!
 
I change my sheets every month or so btw, if you all must know. I sleep with two layers of fur, that shit aint easy to wash ever week people.
&can you imagine getting cum in that shit? jesus..

I think most people do not sleep with furs here.

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No thank you, I made the mistake of letting my Great Dane puppy sleep in my bed... that was 3 years ago.
So I am assuming something went down with you and the dog?
 
Strange thing is that if I sleep naked, I sweat and get super hot, and when I overheat I get nightmares every time. If I wear a tee-shirt and pajama bottoms, I get through the night no problem. Yep, 28 and still wearing pajamas!
The demons can get through your skin easier when you sleep naked, duh.

I think most people do not sleep with furs here.
Well it's not really a fur, just thick as fuck (fake fur?). It's freezing where I live!
 
Sleeping naked is the best thing. I always feel more relaxed and sleep more deeply when I have no clothiing on.

post pics naked-gaf
 
Strange thing is that if I sleep naked, I sweat and get super hot, and when I overheat I get nightmares every time. If I wear a tee-shirt and pajama bottoms, I get through the night no problem. Yep, 28 and still wearing pajamas!

I wear pajamas too, makes me feel classy as I put on my robe and start smoking my pipe.
 
Wait, you're supposed to change sheets?

I remember getting angry at a girlfriend because she hadn't changed or washed her pillowcases since two boyfriends before. The pillow cases I slept and drooled on were literally slept and drooled on by the last two dudes who fucked her.

Then she was angry because by saying it was gross I was "calling her a slut".
 
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