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I demand you all sleep naked

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Is this a challenge or an invitation? Either way:

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I've tried to do this but I just can't. I'm much more comfortable with a snug pair of boxer briefs and a t-shirt. It's just so damn comfortable.
 
I hope you all enjoy testicular torsion, where your sperm tubes get twisted up and cut off all blood flow causing immense pain due to testicles having too much room to move and rolling them into an awkward position whilst you sleep.

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Torsions are sometimes called "winter syndrome". This is because they often happen in winter, when it is cold outside. The scrotum of a man who has been lying in a warm bed is relaxed. When he arises, his scrotum is exposed to the colder room air. If the spermatic cord is twisted while the scrotum is loose, the sudden contraction that results from the abrupt temperature change can trap the testicle in that position. The result is a testicular torsion.[4]
 
I think I've slept naked since I was like 11. PJs are stupid and you should feel bad for wearing them. Passing out drunk and naked is the greatest thing ever, regardless of if there's someone else in your bed to kick in your sleep or not.
 
Always sleep in full clothing, usually what I was wearing during my work period. Sleeping without clothes on is for fucking animals. We evolved from those loin cloth, stick carrying motherfuckers for a reason. Also when you ejaculate unknowingly in the middle of the night there's less to clean up, shit barely gets through jeans, just wake up and go on with your day.
 
Too bad its still the Winter season and cold as hell in my room. Sleeping in the nude would be suicide, I made the mistake of taking my socks off one night - NEVER AGAIN.
 
I haven't slept naked since I was a babby! I just sleep in boxers or commando in pajama pants. I don't know what I emit at night and I don't want to find out by rolling on it naked.

In other news, I'll sleep naked tonight.
 
It's fucking cold now and while my blankets keep me warm, I need my boxers, sweats, shirt, sweater to get that extra warmth


But in the summer I'm naked every night :D
 
Lets be honest.

I sleep with boxer because of one thing, and one thing only.

I fart in bed. A lot. I press it out whenever I can, but without boxers, I'd be scared to leave a mess behind. Gross I know.
 
sleeping naked with the gf is a pleasure... literally. Scientifically proven to DOUBLE your chances at a surprise blowjob in the morning
 
the downside of having an elastic waist band on your body almost constantly is that it will actually cause fat to settle just above it and create a flabby area..... at least this is my theory.
I wish. Any fat I have gathers in my hips and thighs. This wouldn't be a problem except I'm a guy... not a good image at all.
 
DerZuhälter;34228161 said:
Lets be honest.

I sleep with boxer because of one thing, and one thing only.

I fart in bed. A lot. I press it out whenever I can, but without boxers, I'd be scared to leave a mess behind. Gross I know.

yet another topic i need to investigate... the mysterious "follow through"phenomenon
 
DerZuhälter;34228161 said:
Lets be honest.

I sleep with boxer because of one thing, and one thing only.

I fart in bed. A lot. I press it out whenever I can, but without boxers, I'd be scared to leave a mess behind. Gross I know.

Not sure if serious.
 
I usually go to sleep shirtless. I've slept naked before, but I find shirtless is more comfortable. Maybe I'll try it again and see how it goes, though the thought of a testicle torsion scares the shit out of me.
 
Fuck that shit. I can't even sleep in just my underwear. I wear clothes when I sleep, like a normal person.
 
What if a fire breaks out and you have to evacuate nude?

True story, I was just a young one and we had a fire, my Dad sleeps in the nude and before he even got a robe on he was running into my room, grabbing me out of bed and had me out the door, then went back in to call 911. I love my Dad.

Whether you sleep in the nude or not you should wash your sheets at least once a week imo.
 
Sleeping nude rules, I've been doing it for years. Sleeping in boxers or underwear is fine, but anything more feels really uncomfortable to me.
 
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