Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
and ended up at the bar I work in
You'd think as a barman I'd have grasped the concept of knowing your limits and would learned from the drunk buttholes I have to throw out occassionally
BUT NO
I:
Where are you hungover GAF? Anyone have any drunken adventure stories they could share to cheer me up?
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You'd think as a barman I'd have grasped the concept of knowing your limits and would learned from the drunk buttholes I have to throw out occassionally
BUT NO
I:
- Hit on the barmaid
- Asked my boss for better wages
- Made my boss's dad poke my bum because I felt like he needed to know about my buns of steel
- Pulled some bird who was dressed like mario, can't even remember what she looked like
- I announced that I am a bi-sexual
- I don't know how I managed to get the last four or five pints, so I assume I scrounged off someone
- Punched someone in the dick
Where are you hungover GAF? Anyone have any drunken adventure stories they could share to cheer me up?
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