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I haven't crapped in about 6 days.

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sp0rsk said:
You'd be surprised just how constipated one can get.
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Constipation is one thing. But in your shoulder? How on earth did it get there? It's so far away from the digestive system. Isn't fecal matter full of bacteria, and hence should be confined to wherever it belongs in the body?

I gather from your posts in this thread that all doctors so far have diagnosed your condition as "just" run-of-the-mill constipation(?). What was the doctor's reaction to the X-ray you posted in this thread?
 
Trax416 said:
A healthy person takes at least two shits a day. normally 30 minutes or so after a meal.
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There is some reasoning to this. The peristaltic movement of your digestive tract will be heightened by stomach activity, which in turn pushes the contents of your large intestine forward.
 
Worm_Buffet said:
Constipation is one thing. But in your shoulder? How on earth did it get there? It's so far away from the digestive system. Isn't fecal matter full of bacteria, and hence should be confined to wherever it belongs in the body?

I gather from your posts in this thread that all doctors so far have diagnosed your condition as "just" run-of-the-mill constipation(?). What was the doctor's reaction to the X-ray you posted in this thread?
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Wait. Who the hell has shit coming out of their shoulder? Some of you guys are strange!
 
sp0rsk said:
So today on my way home from work I started getting this amazing pain in my stomach and I rushed myself to the hospital and they gave me an enema. It's not totally healed and its highly possible I have IBS

This is the xray they took, try to play "find the shit" with your friends!!

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Damn, I didn't even know what "more than halfway" meant until now. Didn't even realise your poo can even get into other places than your intestines. I don't even know what to say. What the hell are those doctors doing?
 
yankeeforever2 said:
How the hell can crap get to ones shoulder, that just confusing?
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If you look closely, I think you'll see that his intenstines have expanded so much do too the backlog [sorry, sorry!] that they have crept that far up his torso.

I'm going to go throw up now.
 
Holy jesus sp0rks, are those really our x-rays? That's insane. Do/did you have any pains in the upper torso at all?


That's fucking baffling. I imagine the intestines slowly pushed their way up over the years or something.


wtf.

omg wtf.

jesus.

I can't stop, that's freaky.
 
I don't believe that shit. Where are the intestines? Between the lungs and the ribs? Or between the ribs and the skin? LOL worst shit ever made up.
 
sp0rsk said:
So today on my way home from work I started getting this amazing pain in my stomach and I rushed myself to the hospital and they gave me an enema. It's not totally healed and its highly possible I have IBS

This is the xray they took, try to play "find the shit" with your friends!!

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OMG YOU'RE GREEN
ON THE INSIDE
 
fmcato said:
Shoulders? If I'm watching the xray right, the ribs barely start to show at the top of the image.
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what he said. it's not a shoulder but it's still pretty high up.

and what do you mean "they gave me an enema. It's not totally healed" the enema? what's not healed? and IBS...I have that. (we're all sharing shit stories now, aren't we) It's currently my last week of finals ever since I graduate on the 15th. I'm stressing about it and it's not exactly making life super happy fun fun for me.
 
sp0rsk said:
So today on my way home from work I started getting this amazing pain in my stomach and I rushed myself to the hospital and they gave me an enema. It's not totally healed and its highly possible I have IBS

This is the xray they took, try to play "find the shit" with your friends!!

insides.jpg
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This is the perfect photo for the current assignment!
 
AirBrian said:
This is the perfect photo for the current assignment!
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Argh, I have cereal in my nose now.... :lol

But yeah, I agree with this statement. Totally fits.

edit: Just read the rest of the page and the previous one. Good lord, man is that really poop in your shoulder?? I hope everything goes allright for you. Take care.

edit2: wait, wait, that's not as high as the shoulder. Still pretty messed up, though.
 
No offense sp0rsk, but that's pretty nasty. I mean crap all the way up at your shoulders? I feel sorry for you man.

Hope the doctors can fix you up.
 
pxleyes said:
Do you see the bottom of his ribcage? It isn't even close to his shoulders. WTF people.
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Yeah, they dumb.

Wow, you need to drink more fluids, Sp0rsk. As long as you keep hydrated, you shouldn't get constipated like this.
 
In your GAF cribs sp0rsk, you mentioned that its convenient to have the toilet near your bathtub incase you get the runs, but with your condition, how often do you get the runs, if ever?
 
pxleyes said:
Do you see the bottom of his ribcage? It isn't even close to his shoulders. WTF people.
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It was Sp0rsk that mentioned shoulder first.

Anyways, I don't think shit being in your rib cage is any better, it's still somewhere where it's not supposed to be at :/
 
So is it safe to say next time tells sporks he's full of shit about something that they can't be called a liar ?


I keeed, I keeed.

I'm guessing you must have got some relief out of letting all that crap out even if it was medically assisted. On the bright side atleast they didn't ram an iron dildo up your butt like that other dude with the ass cyst.
 
The original was awesome, and the sequel (sp0rsk) seems to be shaping up well too

this thread keeps on giving
 
Kyoufu said:
In your GAF cribs sp0rsk, you mentioned that its convenient to have the toilet near your bathtub incase you get the runs, but with your condition, how often do you get the runs, if ever?
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Never :(


The doctor said it's most likely IBS, (very) low possibility it could be Crohn's disease :\
 
Dude, drink a bottle of -Sauerkraut juice-
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After that, drink 1 glass of water.

That's the best you can do! It is healty and it solves your problem
 
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