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[PK Gaming]

It's not a big deal

 

[GhostWriter24]

People who claim NY pizza is comparable to thin crust you could get in Fuckall, USA are hilariously misinformed or have had their tastebuds removed beforehand. And to people who blot their pizza with a napkin like some sort of madman are on equal footing as people who use knives and forks to eat one.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[Regiruler]

All pizza can be folded!

you can't fold a crispy crust no matter how hard you try b dubs.

 

[RoslindaleOne]

I tried it once a long time ago. It ruined my enjoyment of eating pizza. Very strange.

 

[akidnamededdy]

I like how pizza is like the only thing on GAF where people can disagree and totally make fun of other people's opinions and nobody gets mad. Pizza really brings out the best in people.

Uhhhh I'm mad as hell.

If I invite you over to my house for pizza and you ask me for a knife and fork, I will happily oblige and place your utensils directly into your eye sockets. No jury in the world would convict me. I would attend your funeral just so I could spit on your heathen corpse, and your mother would thank me as she rolled your body into a hole in the woods for possums to eat.

I prefer to eat hot pizza, so using hands isn't an option in the first place

Uhhh do you think all of us hands-on eaters (aka god's chosen people) eat out pizzas ice cold?

 

[Ayato Kanzaki]

I prefer to eat hot pizza, so using hands isn't an option in the first place. I'm not a fan of greasy fingers either.

 

[Regiruler]

I prefer to eat hot pizza, so using hands isn't an option in the first place. I'm not a fan of greasy fingers either.

Define "hot".

 

[Zen_Arcade]

People who claim NY pizza is comparable to thin crust you could get in Fuckall, USA are hilariously misinformed or have had their tastebuds removed beforehand. And to people who blot their pizza with a napkin like some sort of madman are on equal footing as people who use knives and forks to eat one.

Nah, it's just that people in New York like over hyping a lot of shit in New York. It's a really nice city that has a cool vibe, but pretending that it's the only place to get really good pizza now is just outdated.

There are good local pizza places in every major city man. It's not the 1920's anymore.

 

[MilkyJoe]

As do I, because I'm not an animal.

Quite!

 

[EviLore]

Chicago deep dish isn't pizza in any spirit of the word, so knife and fork your whatever thing away.

Pizza in Italy is only pre-cut for you before being served when you're in a tourist trap, though, and it's also usually when you instantly know that your food is gonna be shit. So you'll want to embrace the knife and fork out there at least.

 

[L.O.R.D]

every time if order pizza or chicken wings from Little Caesars they give me fork and knife.
i understand if someone is eating pizza with fork and knife,but chicken wings?

 

[akidnamededdy]

every time if order pizza or chicken wings from Little Caesars they give me fork and knife.
i understand if someone is eating pizza with fork and knife,but chicken wings?

The pizza thing is just whatever, but anybody who eats chicken wings with a knife and fork is a serial killer. It's empirical.

 

[B-Dubs]

Nah, it's just that people in New York like over hyping a lot of shit in New York. It's a really nice city that has a cool vibe, but pretending that it's the only place to get really good pizza now is just outdated.

There are good local pizza places in every major city man. It's not the 1920's anymore.

Don't be salty just because you can't get a decent slice.

 

[DJ Lushious]

We've got two Giordano locations opening in Cincinnati soon - just hope they can maintain the quality of the Chicago location.

I don't understand why Giordano's gets so much love. It's the Pizza Hut of deep dish pizzas, to me. Gino's is the best, in my opinion. That cornmeal crust really sets it apart from the other deep dish restaurants.

 

[RecRoulette]

The pizza thing is just whatever, but anybody who eats chicken wings with a knife and fork is a serial killer. It's empirical.

Doesn't have to be a serial killer, they could be an underwear inspector too.

 

[Sidewinder]

The pizza thing is just whatever, but anybody who eats chicken wings with a knife and fork is a serial killer. It's empirical.

I do both, guess I should go to the next police station

If I eat pizza with my hands I burn the upper part of my mouth, annoying!

 

[Sulik2]

Chicago style lasagna (IE Chicago Style Not Pizza) should use a fork and knife to eat. Other wise most pizza works perfectly as finger food.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

Don't be salty just because you can't get a decent slice.

I get plenty of them. Great pizza is almost everywhere my friend.

 

[B-Dubs]

I get plenty of them. Great pizza is almost everywhere my friend.

 

[Kid Ska]

I'll do that if it's really hot and I'm hungry.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

Come to Maryland and I'll show you a few places.

 

[akidnamededdy]

I do both, guess I should go to the next police station

If I eat pizza with my hands I burn the upper part of my mouth, annoying!

Some people say that the duck-billed platypus is god's greatest mistake. I have learned today that those people are wrong.

 

[B-Dubs]

Come to Maryland and I'll show you a few places.

I've had pizza in Maryland. Every time I had some "pizza" there they took a slice of whole wheat bread, slathered it with spaghetti sauce and threw a couple of slices of American cheese on it before putting it in a toaster-oven for two minutes. It was an affront to good pizza and a crime against humanity. The whole state is getting brought up on charges at the Hague as we speak.

 

[Shiokazu]

if you didnt put ketchup, mostard or/and mayonnaise. its ok.

 

[Hockey123]

I probably eat pizza with fork and knife 80% the time. So much better.

 

[quesalupa]

Ew.

 

[fabricated backlash]

Fast food Pizza? Why would you eat that with a fork?

In a Restaurant however? You bet your ass I use knife and fork.

 

[akidnamededdy]

I probably eat pizza with fork and knife 80% the time. So much better.

Changed your life for the better because people don't ask you to babysit for them anymore? Because they see your dark ritual and know to keep their children far away from your corruptive aura?

 

[shiftplusone]

Nah. Made in a pizza pan, in a pizza oven. Pizza doesn't have to be thin as a cracker to be pizza.

I can make pancakes in a zojirushi rice cooker

that doesn't make it rice

We've got two Giordano locations opening in Cincinnati soon - just hope they can maintain the quality of the Chicago location.

Cincinnati eats skyline chili so the Giordanos could serve actual shit and they wouldn't know the difference

 

[Verelios]

Disgusting.

I bet you consume snickers on plates too.

 

[Log4Girlz]

That's the way Italians, who lost WW2, would want you to eat it.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

I've had pizza in Maryland. Every time I had some "pizza" there they took a slice of whole wheat bread, slathered it with spaghetti sauce and threw a couple of slices of American cheese on it before putting it in a toaster-oven for two minutes. It was an affront to good pizza and a crime against humanity. The whole state is getting brought up on charges at the Hague as we speak.

It sounds like you just walked up to a hobo and he made you what little food he had.

It's an easy mistake to make here.

 

[B-Dubs]

It sounds like you just walked up to a hobo and he made you what little food he had.

It's an easy mistake to make here.

You just need to admit the pizza where you live is a crime against humanity. Even hobos in NYC can make a good slice if you ask.

 

[Hockey123]

Changed your life for the better because people don't ask you to babysit for them anymore? Because they see your dark ritual and know to keep their children far away from your corruptive aura?

Probably started when I had braces when I was a teenager. Messed up a bracket or something trying to deal with crust. Have never looked back.

Everyone I share my ways with will thank me one day.

 

[Sparkedglory]

You've failed us all. We will accept no excuses.

 

[Boudica]

I eat pizza with a knife and fork, greasy hands aren't on my agenda. I also don't use cheese on pizzas.

My pizzas look like this:

Your pizza has a tumour growing on it.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

You just need to admit the pizza where you live is a crime against humanity. Even hobos in NYC can make a good slice if you ask.

Nah, there are a lot of things about Maryland that are crimes against humanity, but the pizza isn't bad.

 

[B-Dubs]

Nah, there are a lot of things about Maryland that are crimes against humanity, but the pizza isn't bad.

You only think that because you have Stockholm Syndrome.

The close you get to NYC on this map the better the pizza is. That's just science.

 

[KingBroly]

I've had pizza in Maryland. Every time I had some "pizza" there they took a slice of whole wheat bread, slathered it with spaghetti sauce and threw a couple of slices of American cheese on it before putting it in a toaster-oven for two minutes. It was an affront to good pizza and a crime against humanity. The whole state is getting brought up on charges at the Hague as we speak.

You've clearly never heard of Ledo's

 

[evi]

I almost always do. I don't like to get my hands dirty.

Also, fuck pineapple.

 

[akidnamededdy]

I eat pizza with a knife and fork, greasy hands aren't on my agenda. I also don't use cheese on pizzas.

My pizzas look like this:

This is an honest mistake - you meant to post a picture from your "pizzas" folder, but you accidentally posted one from your "crime scene photos" folder.

Probably started when I had braces when I was a teenager. Messed up a bracket or something trying to deal with crust. Have never looked back.

Everyone I share my ways with will thank me one day.

The world will remember you as a monster.

 

[Sunset Samurai]

Someone save my soul. I feel so dirty. It felt so wrong and unsatisfying!!

 

[Aeana]

I swear you guys spend so much time shaming others and feeling ashamed of the most inane shit. Eat whatever you like however you like.

 

[GhostWriter24]

You only think that because you have Stockholm Syndrome.

The close you get to NYC on this map the better the pizza is. That's just science.

Monmouth, NJ has some great fucking pizzerias. The abundance of Italians, including myself, see to it we have a good pizza place in every stripmall.

 

[akidnamededdy]

I swear you guys spend so much time shaming others and feeling ashamed of the most inane shit. Eat whatever you like however you like.

A great quality for a mod to have is the inability to understand when people are joking.

 

[ClivePwned]

When I eat out, I eat burgers and Pizza with knives and forks for two reasons.
1- I'm a very messy eater and like to keep my hands relatively clean when I'm out
2- I 'm a fast eater. I tend to inhale food. Knives and forks slow me down so I can enjoy the meal and not be sitting like a dick for 20 minutes while the slow eaters finish their cold dinner.

tl;dr bite me

 

[Regiruler]

Chicago deep dish isn't pizza in any spirit of the word, so knife and fork your whatever thing away.

Pizza in Italy is only pre-cut for you before being served when you're in a tourist trap, though, and it's also usually when you instantly know that your food is gonna be shit. So you'll want to embrace the knife and fork out there at least.

That just sounds like a lack of courtesy to me.

You just need to admit the pizza where you live is a crime against humanity. Even hobos in NYC can make a good slice if you ask.

But that requires going in to NYC.

Not liking that tradeoff.

 

[Log4Girlz]

I swear you guys spend so much time shaming others and feeling ashamed of the most inane shit. Eat whatever you like however you like.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Neogaf culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it.




;p

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

If I'm multitasking as I am 90% of the time I'm eating, the pizza is being consumed with a fork.