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I keep running into creepers on hiking trails.
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It sounds like a reference to what many abuse victims tend to do: wanting to return to its abuser despite knowing better.
Mariah Carey
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Yeah, it's mostly this:
The facial expression ('innocent dreamy eyes') is probably just the picture, but the eyebrows look like they "got done", and young inner-city latinos are the only demographic I can think of where I've seen eyebrow tweezing be a thing for straight males. (OP: your eyebrows look fab whether you get 'em done or they're natural!).
The first picture he has a super-short beard that probalby just means this picture was taken right as he decided to grow it, but could also look he buzzes his beard that way, which contributes to the general vibe that he pays more attention to grooming himself (which is a good thing!) the way gay men are more naturally inclined to do.
Aaaaaaaanywayyy, back to our scheduled programming...
If y'all want to get unnecessarily freaked out by gay cruising, Al Pacino and the director of The Exorcist made a thriller around it (many would say exploited it) in the 70s:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruising_(film)
SchrodingerC
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This guy was actually ok. He was this huge guy. When he started rubbing my shoulders I shot up like 10 feet in the air. I told him I wasn't into that and he was like all right man you said your peace. Then he left. Here is a pic of myself.
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The guy that followed me in the car was definitely the worse. Who does that?
You're actually pretty cute OP, no need to put yourself down.
The guy who was stalking you should've been arrested. The other guy, while still violating your space, might have confused the situation, but stalker needed a good dose of pepper spray.
How About No
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There's a site for this?
Morbid curiosity rising
Incognito tab opening...
Edit didn't find anything in my city, not on a map at least. Not even a gloryhole!
CarpeDeezNutz
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Add "gay" to the keywords and be prepared to go on a wild ride.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
That one guy was definitely going to kill you, no one chases after you like that
Either that or he was an awful private investigator and you have some sort of insurance claim out
Either that or he was an awful private investigator and you have some sort of insurance claim out
speaking of creepers, I felt like I was this major creeper the other day. I was going to meet some friends further up along the trail and there were these two college students ahead of me. I was in an introverted mood and didn't really want to risk talking them by picking up the pace and passing. So I kept my distance and followed them along the trail for several miles until they bolted off into the woods to loose me.
How About No
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Lol I always feel like a creeper whenever I'm behind someone. And like you whenever I feel like when I want to go faster to pass them I'm afraid I'll send the wrong signals and that I'm after them or something. So I just look down at my phone and read GAF til its over ;__;
Also may I ask how gloryholes are supposed to work, like won't someone working there notice the hole and and like notifyy someone like
I Stalk Alone
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Cruizr is where its at.
Carry pepper spray with you.
Whenever I do trails, I bring a pocket knife or keep a fixed blade on the side of my bag for larger trips. If needed, it can be a deterrent. I just hope I'll never have to use it on anyone.
There are definite problems with creepers and strange people on trails. I've run into homeless guys and hermits who have begged me for food, and this was like 10/4 miles from the trail head in the wilderness.
You're already at risk by being out in the area, so it's a shame you have to worry about people like that. Good resilience, though. I would have struck back if in that situation.
Try hiking with friends as well.
Whenever I do trails, I bring a pocket knife or keep a fixed blade on the side of my bag for larger trips. If needed, it can be a deterrent. I just hope I'll never have to use it on anyone.
There are definite problems with creepers and strange people on trails. I've run into homeless guys and hermits who have begged me for food, and this was like 10/4 miles from the trail head in the wilderness.
You're already at risk by being out in the area, so it's a shame you have to worry about people like that. Good resilience, though. I would have struck back if in that situation.
Try hiking with friends as well.
This was how rest stop sex started in the '50s. Combo of closeted/bearded men and guys who weren't actively turned off by other guys and just wanted to get off w/o risking pregnancy and another kid.
How About No
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you really getting into this, aren't you? >
I'm just asking! For RESEARCH!! ETCETERA!!!
Gloryholes exist outside of private residences, bathhouses and adult "bookstores"?
And why does the first result for "Glory Holes Las Vegas" send me to a Yelp page with "Glory Holes" as a search query in the little search box? So many mysterys. (And I think I answered my first question with the Yelp results.)
He's already seen it. I'm guessing he just didn't think this stuff happened in real life. Or, more likely, if you're straight and a man is interested in you, you don't necessarily recognize it immediately. Hell, my asocial butt probably wouldn't know what was going on until I went home.
LegalEagleMike
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Gay/Lesbian culture are windows into how hetero culture is a clash of ideals between two very different sides.
they do exist in the wild. where nobody cares to fix it. you probably won't find them at airports, I guess.
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Karsticles
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They probably watch so much porn it has distorted their sense of reality.
I don't care if you think your dog is nice. Put it on a leash.
"Oh he's a really nice dog, he wouldn't bite anyone."
I don't care if you think your dog is nice. Put it on a leash.
kitchenmotors
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Screaming at this thread.
Feels like the kind of bit Sal or Richard would do on the Howard Stern show.
Feels like the kind of bit Sal or Richard would do on the Howard Stern show.
LUFTRAUSER
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What do you mean?
Gabriel_Logan
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Used to get them waxed, now I just pluck em when they get too thick. Its a gamble getting them waxed.
Bobbabooie
CarpeDeezNutz
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All the trail cruisers sizing up op smh.
OP is a dreamboat so I see why he's being approached. No excuse for that guy following in his car - wtf at that business? You start start following a stranger in your car without having said a word to them. Fucking psycho. I think in that instance you were right to be scared.
LUFTRAUSER
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Just because someone is hot doesn't mean you can just "approach" them. It's rude.
You obviously haven't gotten your freak on with a woman in the woods.
Required viewing for the OP
And man I wish I was Gay and had one of these "spots" next to me. Sounds hot as fuck.
Soo many penises in this movie.
How About No
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Icanplaythat
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The OP reads like so many episodes of Forensic Files.
I doubt he was being approached by anyone that resembled Zac Efron in any case.
Not right now they won't.
I bet the woods is probably more old school, more of a random chance thing and a lot more direct with selection being less of a focus. I could see there being a market for the woods.
Honestly the latter sounds like creepy stalker or guy thought he was there for a drug deal.
Gabriel_Logan
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No but I do roll down my windows and drool on myself when I take car naps.
I've only had one weird encounter like this while hiking. A place that used to be called Seashore State Park, some new name now, on trails close to the beach. Some guy just seemed to appear next to me and started being super friendly and complimenting. I kept trying to end the conversation but he wouldn't stop. It wasn't until I caught up with my friends that he finally just sort of trailed behind and then vanished back into the woods.
lol
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