I browsed the thread again but it's like getting a whole encyclopedia when all you are looking is for some basic article that tells you in very simple form, for idiots, if you want, about what exactly can be done at home to begin working out.
I am terribly sorry, I'll keep reading the OP there, maybe I can find something that helps me.
Fitness Thread for Dummies:
Day 1:
- Squats with barbell: 5 repetitions, 3 sets. This will work most of your body, especially the biggest, strongest, most important muscles.
- Benchpress with barbell or dumbbells. 5 repetitions, 3 sets. This will work your upper body.
- Deadlift with barbell: 5 repetitions, 1 set. More or less the same muscles as the squat.
- Optional exercises: pull-ups and dips, as many as you can. Works your upper body and arms. You can also do some cardio at the end if you want.
- Go home and eat.
Day 2:
Rest and eat.
Day 3:
- Squats with barbell: 5 repetitions, 3 sets.
- Overhead press with barbell: 5 repetitions, 3 sets. This works your whole upper body and your core muscles.
- Power cleans with barbell: 3 repetitions, 5 sets. Works most of your muscles.
- Optional exercises: same as day 1.
- Go home and eat.
Day 4: Rest and eat.
Day 5: Start over on day 1.
NB1! When it says "5 sets, 3 repetitions" and so on, remember that these are the working sets. You need to do two or three warm-up sets with a lighter weight before you do the working sets.
NB2! Do the exercises with good form. If you try to lift heavier than you should, or you lift with sloppy form, you'll probably injure yourself. Take it slow and look at videos on youtube.
NB3! Yes, this will "tone your torso", don't worry about that.