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I shaved my privates and am now suffering.
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I cut my nutsack twice yesterday trimming. Feels bad man. 
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
What kind of shaggy sacks do you have that you cut yourselves with a frigging safety razor?
RiccochetJ
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How About No
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Just did this with a guarded electric razor, plus a lazy attempt at the crack with a regular razor. Only the third or so time I've (irregularly) done this and always regretted it. Here's to days of fidgeting in my seat!
Not that anybody's gonna appreciate it anyways :/
Weird that a thread that tells of the dangers of intimate shaving inspires me to actually do it!
Not that anybody's gonna appreciate it anyways :/
Weird that a thread that tells of the dangers of intimate shaving inspires me to actually do it!
Yo, shaving with the grain, not against.
Gotta shave all up in that junk, but do it right
Down the belly button, up the shaft front, sides, that's all with the grain.
Now down the botton side of the shaft only to the first half of the sack.
Then on the bottom side go up from the taint. Feels good man, now you're clean and smooth as a baby's ass. Feels nice not having to deal with hair and apparently my girlfriend prefers it.
Also if you shave your ass, those poops now come out blazing fast and clean to boot.
Never cut my junk using a razor, I can't imagine how people manage, your sack isn't a waterballon.
I've been shaving for years, face and junk, but you just have to know how to work it.
Gotta shave all up in that junk, but do it right
Down the belly button, up the shaft front, sides, that's all with the grain.
Now down the botton side of the shaft only to the first half of the sack.
Then on the bottom side go up from the taint. Feels good man, now you're clean and smooth as a baby's ass. Feels nice not having to deal with hair and apparently my girlfriend prefers it.
Also if you shave your ass, those poops now come out blazing fast and clean to boot.
Never cut my junk using a razor, I can't imagine how people manage, your sack isn't a waterballon.
I've been shaving for years, face and junk, but you just have to know how to work it.
This was a weird post.
I started this in middle school so here's some tips:
Use barber-grade clippers if you want a clean shave.
Shave everything off if you don't want to trim frequently.
Don't forget
about the taint. Shave/trim that too.
Use some form of after shave or peroxide otherwise, you might itch. At the very least vigorously scrub everything after shaving.
After shave burns but peroxide hurts worse...
Use barber-grade clippers if you want a clean shave.
Shave everything off if you don't want to trim frequently.
Don't forget
Aye-yo
Use some form of after shave or peroxide otherwise, you might itch. At the very least vigorously scrub everything after shaving.
After shave burns but peroxide hurts worse...
Allegedly
Use some shaving foam for the love of god down there too when you're doing it if you're going to go at it with razors rather than trimming. Soap is fine when you're used to it, but moisturize the area or getting dried out is going to leave you with a bad day if it's your first few times.
I have no idea about trimmers though, honestly I'd be more afraid of trimmers down there than a normal razor.
PreyingShark
Member
I do it in a hot shower. I clean the area both before and after shaving. No issues.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Keep suffering until it stops. Either that or go back to square one. Hopefuly it won't take too much longer.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
That largely depends on you. It takes about three weeks for me.
Oh god, why am I talking about this in public.
My idiotic ass mistake.
I just hope it stops asap.
It calmed down yesterday, but today feels a little worse.
NEOPARADIGM
Banned
Two weeks? How are you possibly dealing with anything more than maybe a few ingrown hairs at this point? You should have been past the itchy/stubble phase after a few days at most.
I cannot locate any in-grown hair..
I probably am over-thinking it leading to psychological pain.
It's hard to not think about though, that's the irritating part.
Mostly downwards. Upwards for the balls.
If talc and what not doesn't work, I used foot powder when I first attempted this.
I only trim now because even the foot powder with anti-itch only worked for a little while...
electroshockwave
Member
Don't shave against the grain.
This is fucking crazy shit right here.
You may as well have used a broken bit of glass.
ghostface pizzakid
Member
I shave my balls all the time. Fucking best feeling ever.
You probably just have to get used to the itchiness.. It does get better over time (been doing this for 10 years now)
You probably just have to get used to the itchiness.. It does get better over time (been doing this for 10 years now)
SlipperySlope
Banned
From my experience, I think you only experience discomfort the first time. Skin isn't used to it. You should be good from now on for further shaving.
TangerineCloud
Banned
Haha, I was applying conditioner every hour. It's crazy how immediate the relief is. I remember the sensation fondly.
Mammoth Jones
Member
Nurse had to shave my ass once.
Ass was itching soooo bad.
Never again.
Ass was itching soooo bad.
Never again.
Nurses generally don't give a fuck, and aren't in the mood to deal with your hairy butthole. If you do it yourself I'm sure you could get much better results.
StopMakingSense
Member
If you did it too rough, say like my medical shave, then it could be up to three weeks of hell. I imagine you have just another few days of this.
freenudemacusers
Member
how much did you tip her for this luxury?
I been sooo much better today.
Could actually wear jeans and head out for the day.
Sure, I feel a little prickling due to the new hair, but I feel SO much better today. So glad it's passing.
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