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[Clefargle]

I dunno man, I heard some coke once, and I was on it for 3 days.

Oh nice, I listened to some ecstasy earlier and it was great

 

[inner-G]

The marijuana most likely resulted in a 'second hand high'

LMAO, wow... really?

:lol

 

[Socreges]

I was playing soccer a couple weeks ago and was defending on a corner play. My mark kept setting picks, so I said "Nah you can't do that bud. This isn't basketball". He gave me a sneer. Pretty sure he thought I said it because he was black.

 

[CopperPuppy]

Feels like we haven't had a real quintessentially GAF-Man thread in a while.

Thank you, OP.

 

[bosseye]

100% GAF thread, well done.

 

[TheOMan]

I made an error of judgement. While I was conversing with a (indigenous) friend today, they happened to notice a group of people forming a circle which obstructed anyone from seeing what was inside of the circle. My friend asked if I knew what the group were doing and I casually remarked that it was probably a drug deal or something. This was before I actually fixated my eyes and noticed that everyone in the circle was black. I also noticed the scent of marijuana in the air at the time and that is more than likely where the "drug" aspect came from. The marijuana most likely resulted in a 'second hand high', which I have often found myself susceptible to-- likely resulting in my brief lapse of social judgment. The friend in question did not laugh and ever since I have been receiving stern disconcerting looks from others among our social circle.

How do I go about expressing my approval of other races at a subconscious level? Are there any articles of clothing that would accomplish this?

 

[prag16]

I was playing soccer a couple weeks ago and was defending on a corner play. My mark kept setting picks, so I said "Nah you can't do that bud. This isn't basketball". He gave me a sneer. Pretty sure he thought I said it because he was black.

Who is that in your avatar? Dude is a dead ringer for my realtor.

 

[Euron]

This is a copypasta in the making

 

[Scotia]

OP you remind me of my friend who ate a literal crumb from a weed brownie when we were in Amsterdam and started freaking out thinking his life was over because he 'did weed'.

 

[Martinski43]

Is second hand high a gateway drug?

 

[Kodros]

Right, so valuable lesson learned, when you are the only white guy in a room full of people of color, jokes that racially essentialize random things are not necessarily going to be found entertaining.

Oh ffs, there's no valuable lesson learned. His joke bombed in front of his friends, the end. Are you telling me your friends laugh at 100% of the stuff you say?

BTW, I would have laughed.

 

[SlimySnake]

How do I go about expressing my approval of other races at a subconscious level? Are there any articles of clothing that would accomplish this?

i dont think you can get high off of smelling weed but after reading that sentence i think you must be on fucking crack. wtf

 

[Professor Beef]

Is second hand high a gateway drug?

Worse: it's a highway drug.

 

[Beefy]

Are we all 3rd hand high if OP was 2nd hand high? You lot best not be accidently racist.

 

[John Rabbit]

It's a daily occurrence I'm reminded of this post:

why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people

Are we all 3rd hand high if OP was 2nd hand high? You lot best not be accidently racist.

I might be 2nd hand racist.

 

[CopperPuppy]

How do I go about expressing my approval of other races at a subconscious level? Are there any articles of clothing that would accomplish this?

This might be the lowkey best part of the OP. Wondering if there are any clothes you can wear to subconsciously convince your friends you aren't racist.

LMAO.

Hold up I just saw this:

I mean something like a wristband or something. Something you don't directly comment on but is seen none the less.

This thread is delivering.

 

[Naughty_Doge]

It's a daily occurrence I'm reminded of this post:

Maybe GAF is second-hand high.

 

[Bronx-Man]

2nd-hand highs from 2nd-hand highs

How many levels of high are we on right now

 

[Lulubop]

I got high just reading the op

 

[Supha_Volt]

This second hand high has levels... 🤔🤔

 

[Typical]

You can deffo get high off 2nd hand smoke, but you would need to be locked in car with windows up smoked out for a while. I know this as when I was younger we used to blow smoke on my non smoking mate to get him high for shits and giggles.

There's literally no chance in open air though, you just smelled weed.

 

[Socreges]

Who is that in your avatar? Dude is a dead ringer for my realtor.

Vancouver Canucks GM, and most frustrating person to listen to ever, Jim Benning

 

[xandaca]

Make sure to tell everyone you know, completely unprompted, that some of your best friends are black. Maybe get it printed on a t-shirt. Ought to do the trick.

(Spectacular OP, btw)

 

[Htown]

it'd look weird having to cross the street again

most underrated post in this thread

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Just walk up to the circle of pot smokers next time and ask...

"Excuse me fellas, but does anyone here deal any sort of drugs?"

Even if just one of them raises their hand, your conscious is clear and you're not a stereotyping racist. If not, I am afraid you're a racist.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Can we get much higher?
So high....
Oh oh ooh
Oh oh oooooh

Can we get much higher?
So high....
Oh oh ooh
Oh oh oooooh

 

[low-G]

Oh shit someone should clean all of Obama's pot out of the White House it's making Trump terribly racist.

 

[KraftyKrankins]

2nd-hand highs from 2nd-hand highs

How many levels of high are we on right now

2x2 fam. We squared now.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

 

[Username1198]

Weed is great

Look at the thread it made

 

[juicyb]

I heard weed circles have a much higher rate of contact high than the normal contact high encounter.

 

[N7.Angel]

Week-end Gaf is best Gaf.

 

[Fantastical]

I could have had the first reply to this but I couldn't think of anything funny enough.

Knew it would deliver lol

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

Maybe it was second hand racism as well. I wouldn't worry about it

 

[Nekofrog]

I'm never racist if I'm just solo hitting a bong, but if I ever smell pot out and about I turn into a frothing racist. Weed man, how does it work? Something about that contact high that just brings out the racism

 

[Guess Who]

I knew I was in for a hell of a thread just from the title but I wasn’t expecting this

 

[cromofo]

This is pathetic on a number of levels.

How do people like OP even function in society on a day to day basis?

 

[wanders]

How do I go about expressing my approval of other races at a subconscious level? Are there any articles of clothing that would accomplish this?

Has OP explained this yet

 

[Bronx-Man]

How do I go about expressing my approval of other races at a subconscious level? Are there any articles of clothing that would accomplish this?

Has OP explained this yet

Get him some Rocawear and Sean John, stat

 

[Johndoey]

OP how are you even alive? This brief glimpse into your thought process is melting my brain.

 

[Pbae]

Get him some Rocawear and Sean John, stat

Don't forget the Kangol hat, the Coogie velour track jacket, and a pair of Jordan's (1-6 only).

 

[Owari]

I made an error of judgement. While I was conversing with a (indigenous) friend today, they happened to notice a group of people forming a circle which obstructed anyone from seeing what was inside of the circle. My friend asked if I knew what the group were doing and I casually remarked that it was probably a drug deal or something. This was before I actually fixated my eyes and noticed that everyone in the circle was black. I also noticed the scent of marijuana in the air at the time and that is more than likely where the "drug" aspect came from. The marijuana most likely resulted in a 'second hand high', which I have often found myself susceptible to-- likely resulting in my brief lapse of social judgment. The friend in question did not laugh and ever since I have been receiving stern disconcerting looks from others among our social circle.

How do I go about expressing my approval of other races at a subconscious level? Are there any articles of clothing that would accomplish this?

Seriously though, you’re waaaay overthinking it. But you might be a little bit racist if you aren’t just trolling.

You shouldn’t have to subconsciously avoid being racist unless you’re racist.

 

[Roufianos]

Hahahaha. Cheers for the laugh!

 

[Deleted member 1235]

This is some or the lamest shit I've ever read on gaf... Which is saying something because people here like my little pony

 

[petran79]

Once a black guy offered to sell me weed and I said I dont smoke in general.

 

[DongBeetle]

Just be unracist

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

I was conversing with a (indigenous) friend today

The marijuana most likely resulted in a 'second hand high', which I have often found myself susceptible to

How do I go about expressing my approval of other races at a subconscious level? Are there any articles of clothing that would accomplish this?

 

[Media]

Already too long, but this is another example of neogafs new motto: Why can't you fuckers be normal?

I'm sure it's already been stated at least once.

Also, depending on where you live, us indigenous folk like to be called either native or our tribal names, and another thing why was that important to point out? You think your friend might be offended because he's native? Believe me we've heard worse.

 

[Parallax Scroll]

Sorry OP, you're hooked on pot now.

 

[Regiruler]

OP is the guy that paid $30 thinking he was getting a gram


But it was actually Oregano

Oregano is delicious.

Maybe they were making a pizza.