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I think my friend ass-raped my cat?

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Al-ibn Kermit said:
Yeah but the pencil in question will have the cat's blood and maybe hormones on it. I'm guessing there's a simple blood type test that can be done to see whether it is cat blood versus human or something.

Cat ass raped his friend?
 
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What to look for: The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.
HOLY SHIT.
 
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Pic of bloody pen
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Pic of cat

Both pics must have today's newspaper in it as well as a piece of paper that says "GAF Cat Ass Rape Thread" on it.

OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
 
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That hasn't happened in years.
 
spindashing said:
Your pussy found new dick.
heliosRAzi said:
Ass-rape your friend with your cat
lawblob said:
Jeez, another cat ass rape thread?
Jeels said:
He did warn you ahead of time. This is obviously your fault.
Jo Shishido's Cheeks said:
Well........ Any hole is a goal!
BertramCooper said:
Perhaps he wouldn't have done it if your cat weren't such a whore.
Raistlin said:
Didn't we have this thread before?
Imm0rt4l said:
Aren't you supposed to use a q tip on a cat thats in heat?

this is the neogaf I remember

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