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[Ferrio]

Yeah but the pencil in question will have the cat's blood and maybe hormones on it. I'm guessing there's a simple blood type test that can be done to see whether it is cat blood versus human or something.

Cat ass raped his friend?

 

[spindashing]

 

[nextgeneration]

WTF. Um, ditch this so called friend.

 

[Hot Coldman]

[IM]http://funnyads.biz/posters/data/media/5/HornyCat.jpg[/IMG]

 

[balladofwindfishes]

Googled: http://everything2.com/title/How+to+calm+a+cat+in+heat



What. The. Fuck.

What did I just read...

oh my god...

 

[heliosRAzi]

[/IMG]

 

[operon]

cause 9 out of ten cats prefer fountain pens

 

[george_us]

PhoenixDark's thread on this topic matter was much better.

 

[TheOddOne]

What to look for: The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.

HOLY SHIT.

 

[Adamm]

 

[Captain Pants]

^^
Ha! Well done.

 

[Rewrite]

:lol :lol

 

[ChocolateCupcakes]

What the hell? Lol. I'm kinda hoping the OP isn't serious though.

 

[Murkas]

Sniff the bloody pen and if it smells like your cat's ass/vagina then you have proof. Go from there.

 

[I AM JOHN!]

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[Clydefrog]

Pic of bloody pen
+
Pic of cat

Both pics must have today's newspaper in it as well as a piece of paper that says "GAF Cat Ass Rape Thread" on it.

OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

 

[spindashing]

 

[Pctx]

Put a pencil up your friend's arse.

An ass for an ass.

 

[samus i am]

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That hasn't happened in years.

 

[etiolate]

The Case of the Ballpoint Bugger!

 

[DarkestLight]

 

[Anticitizen One]

why are you watching it...........wait what?

 

[RevDM]

Your pussy found new dick.

Ass-rape your friend with your cat

Jeez, another cat ass rape thread?

He did warn you ahead of time. This is obviously your fault.

Well........ Any hole is a goal!

Perhaps he wouldn't have done it if your cat weren't such a whore.

Didn't we have this thread before?

Aren't you supposed to use a q tip on a cat thats in heat?

this is the neogaf I remember

 

[FOOTE]

The OP isn't sure if it's the butt or vagina? What is this.

 

[dragonlife]

Better a pen than his dick, I guess. Still, what a disturbing thread.

 

[Uchip]

Better a pen than his dick, I guess. Still, what a disturbing thread.

I thought this would have been posted

 

[spindashing]

 

[spiderman123]

You know you got problems when you buttrape a pussy.

But seriously CALL THE COPS!!!. or Confront your friend.

 

[Anticitizen One]

Googled: http://everything2.com/title/How+to+calm+a+cat+in+heat



What. The. Fuck.

Glad I don't have a cat

 

[McLovin]

I think my friend ass-raped my cat?

 

[Plywood]

 

[out0v0rder]

was it dressed slutty, it's it fault

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

How long until someone post a thread about how guilty they feel for ass-raping their buddies cat.

 

[Hot Coldman]

NOOOOOOOO

You're on his side now.

 

[AceBandage]

How do we know it was rape?

 

[Anticitizen One]

That dog pic has me rollin'

 

[PetriP-TNT]

postin' on a wtf thread

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

Didn't he realize this would be catastrophic to your friendship? He just threw it away like so much litter.

 

[methos75]

 

[Flying_Phoenix]

Its the cat's fault. It shouldn't have been naked. Too provocative.

 

[Jak140]

Your pussy found new dick.

More like it found new Bic.

 

[spindashing]

More like it found new Bic.

 

[Muffdraul]

Should I confront my friend?

No, you should live out the rest of your life and go to your grave wondering whether or not he raped your cat. Obviously.

 

[Alfa]

wtf?

hahahah

 

[scar tissue]

However, over the next couple of days I ntoiced that her butthole (vagina?)

seeing as this is likely a joke thread, i don't feel too bad for heartily laughing about the bolded part

 

[Door2Dawn]

interesting

 

[Angelus Errare]

Cat ass raped his friend?

Fuckin A, I Tineye'd your avatar at work, FUCKING A!

 

[Ferrio]

Fuckin A, I Tineye'd your avatar at work, FUCKING A!

*laughs hysterically*

 

[scar tissue]

You know you got problems when you buttrape a pussy.

first thing that came to mind

 

[spindashing]

Fuckin A, I Tineye'd your avatar at work, FUCKING A!

holy SHIT, I did it too. Mind blown.