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I think my friend ass-raped my cat?

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Assuming you're not joking, get her fixed already you cheap bastard.

Also punch your friend in the face and don't be his friend anymore.
 
spindashing said:
holy SHIT, I did it too. Mind blown.
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FOOLS

If you were a gaf oldie you'd know I posted the full picture quite a few times on GAF. Made a thread devoted to it. BAM first post was the picture
 
suzu said:
Assuming you're not joking, get her fixed already you cheap bastard.

Also punch your friend in the face and don't be his friend anymore.
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He's joking, he's not replying, he's a troll this side of trollsville.
 
Darklord said:
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This post is under appreciated.
 
Green Scar said:
No, feed it pizza!

Actually, FHUTA! Wait errrrr
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Stick pizza up her ass.

I'm hoping this is a joke thread. If not, sorry, but obviously take her to the vet. Pet emergency hospital if it's after hours.
 
No don't confront him, just go on as if nothing happened. Yup, thats what you should do. He just raped your cat. That's all.
 
Ferrio said:
FOOLS

If you were a gaf oldie you'd know I posted the full picture quite a few times on GAF. Made a thread devoted to it. BAM first post was the picture
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damn,
 
Please take your cat to the vet and do let us know if she's OK.

If he stimulated your cat, that's one thing. If he put it in the wrong hole, he's an enormous idiot and now it's something else.
 
Thanks for the posts. I made an appointment with the vet tomorrow. I hope my cat is alright. :(

I'm trying to figure out how to explain the situation. Should I bring the pen? Maybe they can do a blood or DNA test.
 
CurseoftheGods said:
Thanks for the posts. I made an appointment with the vet tomorrow. I hope my cat is alright. :(

I'm trying to figure out how to explain the situation. Should I bring the pen? Maybe they can do a blood or DNA test.
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I'm sure they'll break out the ol' feline rape kit for you.
 
Imm0rt4l said:
Aren't you supposed to use a q tip on a cat thats in heat?
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HA,

Strangely that's what I've always heard some breeders do, use a q-tip on cats in heat. Don't know if it's true or not. Don't ever really want to know.

HiroProtagonist said:
Googled: http://everything2.com/title/How+to+calm+a+cat+in+heat



Procedure:
Grab wailing, squirming cat and place it on your lap with its hind quarters readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this procedure is followed, then certainly each time afterward.
Insert the Q-tip into the cat's vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. Either way the cat will begin to scream, but there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two.
Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat's vagina slowly at first, then more rapidly. No need to be gentle, no matter what you do with the Q-tip it beats a barbed cat penis digging around in there.
You are finished when the cat is finished. You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ass. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip.
That is it, you are done. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat flares up again.

What to look for: The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.

Background: A cat in heat is, with few exceptions, one of the most irritating things to have living in your home. A cat in heat will follow you around and howl at you in a bone chilling, hideous wail until you are ready just to toss it outside and let it get pounded by the local tom's. After a few days of this torture having to drown a few kittens sounds relaxing. This cat-saving technique was first demonstrated to me by a terminally un-squeemish roomate of years past.



What. The. Fuck.
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Oh... My... God... People really do this? It's not just somesort of urban legend?





EDIT
I googled.

Yes, I guess people do this and they actually have products on the market just for this

I have no words

http://www.vetmed.lsu.edu/eiltslotus/theriogenology-5361/controlling_the_female_estrous.htm

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CurseoftheGods said:
I left town for the weekend, and my friend offered to stay over at my apartment and babysit my cat. I told him that the female is in heat and warned him that she might keep him up at night. He jokingly said that he would use a pencil to calm her down. I laughed and thought nothing of it.

When I came back, everything was in it's right place. My cat wasn't moaning anymore, and I just thought the phase was over. However, over the next couple of days I ntoiced that her butthole (vagina?) was bright red (different than before) and she sometimes meows and licks her bottom incessantly. I also found a bloody pen in my garbage pin.

What should I do, GAF? Should I confront my friend? I think it's seriously messed that he might have done what I think he did to my cat.
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