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[ThatObviousUser]

Why weren't you able to do it again?

 

[Deleted member 13876]

Why weren't you able to do it again?

Male biology?

 

[Zee_truly evil]

They would only take a small drop of it into a microscope so it probably will be enough. It's more to do with the quality of the sample as in residue, the violence of the fall (shake) and things like that.

Fingers crossed, don't want to do it again :lol

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Male biology?

That's no excuse.

 

[Tugatrix]

Naked Gun 33 1/3 - Sperm Bank

 

[Downhome]

Did you at least wash the sink out? I'd have to be the guy that goes in after you, finishes up, goes to wash his hands and he receives a splashback of cum-water.

 

[Zee_truly evil]

That's no excuse.

My first go was hard enough, wasn't in the mood...

Did you at least wash the sink out? I'd have to be the guy that goes in after you, finishes up, goes to wash his hands and he receives a splashback of cum-water.

I was in a panic mode, I did spray the water from the tap but didn't check properly to see if everything was gone.

 

[Jeremy092387]

I hope that sink doesn't get pregnant.

 

[Ianan]

Read this as "I want to be a Urologist"

 

[n64coder]

You want them to check for mobility as we as count. Some places only check count. Make sure they check mobility dude, it's really important!

Edit: I specifically remember having to go to a certian lab because it was the only one in my area that checked both count and mobility. I work at a hospital and mine only checks count!

You must have had fertility tests done. Mobility wouldn't be important if you were going for a vasectomy.

Man, some of the responses in this thread had me cracking up.

 

[GrapeApes]

What type of porn was made available?

 

[ThatObviousUser]

My first go was hard enough, wasn't in the mood...

 

[freenudemacusers]

sigh

such a male topic.

-_-'

it's no less of a male topic than pretending to hold one's periods.

 

[UFRA]

I don't know if I gave my doctor a large enough semen sample. I will leave my doctor's office and go ask GAF.

Fucking perfect.

What is with people these days.

 

[Rayis]

If I was there, you could've gone more than once huff huff

lol

 

[Zee_truly evil]

What type of porn was made available?

The closest thing was the mirror, it was facing me when I was doing it, yup, right behind the toilet seat lol

 

[Xanathus]

How would anyone on GAF even know if there was enough semen if you didn't take a picture of it or something.

 

[User 100115]

Do you know what they were testing for? I am sure if it isn't enough, they'll just call you and ask for another sample, no big deal.

 

[Zee_truly evil]

How would anyone on GAF even know if there was enough semen if you didn't take a picture of it or something.

Who said I didn't take a picture?

Edit:

Do you know what they were testing for? I am sure if it isn't enough, they'll just call you and ask for another sample, no big deal.

I'm not sure exactly.

 

[SillyEskimo]

You must have had fertility tests done. Mobility wouldn't be important if you were going for a vasectomy.

You think I would get those two confused somehow?!? Haha!

Google something about "Post vasectomy motile vs immotile sperm" or something along those lines and you'll see why it's important! It's not just if you have sperm remaining, but the state of those remaining sperm. Gotta check all those boxes!

 

[Cow Mengde]

I've seen people ejaculate like a fire hose. That's fake right?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

I've seen people ejaculate like a fire hose. That's fake right?

Sorry, I wanted to send my videos from last weekend to someone else.

 

[Zee_truly evil]

I've seen people ejaculate like a fire hose. That's fake right?

No, that's all real, I did that too...

 

[KillGore]

lol

 

[Ashodin]

I've seen people ejaculate like a fire hose. That's fake right?

Does yours just bubble out like a boiling pot or something?

 

[Cow Mengde]

Remind me to never use sarcasm here again.

 

[malfcn]

You can't pee so they ask for sperm?

 

[Zee_truly evil]

Remind me to never use sarcasm here again.

Wut?? So you're saying I'm special?

You can't pee so they ask for sperm?

I did both...

 

[HoodWinked]

just say you drank it.

 

[Cow Mengde]

You can't pee so they ask for sperm?

Gotta see if other fluids can come out.