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If you could marry one famous person

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Shakira........or if she's taken, Martha Stewart.
 
Cold-Steel said:
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Classy, gorgeous, sexy and funny.

Be jealous.

This is the right answer. Charlize Theron is the "hot but doesn't act it" 1 in a million woman taken to the extreme. She has the personality of someone that had to try to impress all her life.
 
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Amy Smart

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Estella Warren

Serious crush on both of them for a long time. Marry though? In my mind Amy Smart is funny, carefree, witty and stunning, so that's my choice. Oh well.... back to reality :(
 
Kak.efes said:
Most famous people are vapid, self absorbed narcissists. Who in their right fucking mind would want to marry one?
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hwang mi hee, my other choice
 
If I could use a time machine to make the age difference negligible, Nicole Kidman or Jennifer Connelly. If not, Scarlett Johanson.
 
I don't know any famous women, never mind well enough to know whether I'd marry any of them, so I can't really answer. I'm mainly into smart, independent chicks with sly wits, so... FEMINISM ALERT, INITIALIZE EMASCULATION PROTECTION PROTOCOL

Hottest girl I can think of right now is Claudia De Falchi:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7HTPJ4-0uI

Just about perfect right there.
 
I wanted to fuck Winona Ryder circa Night On Earth SO BAD back in the day. Like, I was dangerously obsessed.

Anyway, marriage is a whole different ballpark than fucking. Gotta be someone I actually want to spend time with, and not in a "spending time in her vagina" sort of way. So Scarlett Johansson is off the list because she seems like one of those high-maintenance New York rich socialite girls.

So, probably Maura Tierney circa Newsradio, because she has exactly the kind of personality I like in a woman, and she wasn't in the "so old it's creepy" range yet. Or Kathleen Edwards, because she makes good music and drinks Maker's Mark straight, which drives me crazy. Plus, hot.

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Y'all motherfuckers need to post more names with your pictures. GAF has diverse interests so not all of us know who some of these people are.

Jurnee Smollett
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Aristotlekh said:
By the way, is it just me or did plastic surgery really work out for Demi Moore? She still looks damn hot.

i saw a trailer for her new movie with david duchovney and i was blown away.

i hate ashton kutscher with a passion but damn he knew what he was getting into.
 
If forced to choose. Neko Case
She's getting older, but she is still pretty sexy, really talented and generally funny. I dig her lyrics a lot too.

EviLore said:
I don't know any famous women, never mind well enough to know whether I'd marry any of them, so I can't really answer. I'm mainly into smart, independent chicks with sly wits, so... FEMINISM ALERT, INITIALIZE EMASCULATION PROTECTION PROTOCOL

Hottest girl I can think of right now is Claudia De Falchi:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7HTPJ4-0uI

Just about perfect right there.
HOLY SHIT @ THAT VIDEO
Looks like we've established tonight we have similar taste in ladies. Wanna join my marriage and make it a triad?:lol
 
Lol.. all my immediate choices are taken, so I'll pick somebody slightly less obvious.

I'll take a younger Nigella Lawson. She's like 50, and she still looks frickin sexy. Sure she's a little heavy, but who cares. She can cook like a fiend, she's super sexy, knows how to enjoy life, and I'm sure she is very well off.

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Ra\/en said:
Lol.. all the good ones are taken, so I'll pick somebody slightly less famous.

I'll take a younger Nigella Lawson. She's like 50, and she still looks frickin sexy. Sure she's a little heavy, but who cares. She can cook like a fiend, she's super sexy, knows how to enjoy life, and I'm sure she is very well off.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_04/nigellaMOS2912_468x381.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
Also pretty sure she's gay.

So... plus!
 
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