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[EraldoCoil]

What if I told you that every person in this thread has had more then a little monkey lovin'?

Would you still want them then?

you could tell me that Marisa Tomei is some crazy killer that cuts off her husbands penis 4 years into the marriage, kills him and then eats it, and i'd still take my chances and marry her.

<3

 

[Chuckie]

you could tell me that Marisa Tomei is some crazy killer that cuts off her husbands penis 4 years into the marriage, kills him and then eats it, and i'd still take my chances and marry her.

<3

Yeah, just divorce her after 3,5 years!

(although that might make her do even worse... although I can't imagine what that would be)

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Yeah, just divorce her after 3,5 years!

(although that might make her do even worse... although I can't imagine what that would be)

She'd have your penis bronzed and then repeatedly anally assault you with it. Chained up in her dungeon of debauchery.

I think I just came.

 

[EraldoCoil]

She'd have your penis bronzed and then repeatedly anally assault you with it. Chained up in her dungeon of debauchery.

I think I just came.

As long as it's Marisa, I wouldn't mind.

 

[Chuckie]

She'd have your penis bronzed and then repeatedly anally assault you with it. Chained up in her dungeon of debauchery.

I stand corrected

I think I just came.

Well then I guess your cock isn't bronzed by Marisa Tomei yet

 

[Chuckie]

As long as it's Marisa, I wouldn't mind.

You kinky bastard!

Thunder Monkey....make up something worse Marisa could do to EraldoCoil.... this guy doesn't seem to give up.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

You kinky bastard!

Thunder Monkey....make up something worse Marisa could do to EraldoCoil.... this guy doesn't seem to give up.

Well...

She could always just whip out her cock and anally assault him.

I've heard it's huge.

 

[Always-honest]

i don't marry.. can't we just.. you know, make passionate porn?

 

[EraldoCoil]

Well...

She could always just whip out her cock and anally assault him.

I've heard it's huge.

Sounds even better, as long as it's Marisa!

 

[Chuckie]

Sounds even better, as long as it's Marisa!

I think Marisa should count herself lucky with a lifelong bodyslave like you!

I shall recommend you to her

 

[WingM@n]

Rachel McAdams

 

[Thunder Monkey]

I think Marisa should count herself lucky with a lifelong bodyslave like you!

I shall recommend you to her

I'd like to reveal that I am Marisa Tomei!

Get ready for a fuckin' Eraldo.

 

[EraldoCoil]

I'd like to reveal that I am Marisa Tomei!

Get ready for a fuckin' Eraldo.

<3 you

*assumes position*

 

[manofmandango]

i don't marry.. can't we just.. you know, make passionate porn?

:lol Always honest eh? Oh you.

 

[GodfatherX]

Isla Fisher ^_^

This

I have a thing for redheads but beyond that she is extremely hot, I'd post pics but I'm on my iPhone

 

[Thunder Monkey]

<3 you

*assumes position*

I have lost my Marisa Tomei erection.

You're just too desperate.

 

[Veidt]

high five bro!

fun fact, natalie imbruglia looks like my mom.

I wish I was your father.

But yeah, it's a fact of life. Famous person to marry is Natalie Imbruglia. No one else.

 

[Falt]

"I do..."

Regina Spektor

 

[Chuckie]

I have lost my Marisa Tomei erection.

You're just too desperate.

Back to plan A, bronze his dick. He can do it himself then.

 

[valeo]

 

[Bleepey]

The wedding ring is already bought for these two ladies. Oh and Tamron hall:

The dirty, dirty, dirty things i'd do to her. I'd feel qguilty to tarnish such an angel and then i'd do it again.:lol

 

[jey_16]

Freida Pinto....my dream girl

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Bill Gates, then I'd divorce that mother fucker.

 

[megashock5]

Monica Bellucci.

Nice choice, absolutely beautiful.

 

[Fersis]

Definitely Eva Green:
Godess[IMG]
[/QUOTE]
Dude why are you posting pics of my wife? ;)

 

[dvdjamm]

Salma Hayek

or Kelly Hu

Sigh

 

[fisheyes]

Yeah, this is who I was gonna say. I guess we must duel now.

 

[John Dunbar]

90s Nicole Kidman

 

[close to the edge]

Tina Fey

She seems really cool.
Or Yvonne Strahovski.

 

[∀ Narayan]

Jacqui Ainsley (not exactly famous, but fairly known) or Charlize Theron (definitely famous). One or the other. I'm more inclined to choose the former.

 

[Subitai]

Thought about this for a while and still am stuck...

Not gonna wimp out (in my book) and list 2-4 women.

 

[Ashes]

The recently single Kate Winslet. She's all mine... so back the f@$% off! :lol

hmm... she's lovely... You'll like her...

 

[Ashes]

I don't know any famous women, never mind well enough to know whether I'd marry any of them, so I can't really answer. I'm mainly into smart, independent chicks with sly wits, so... FEMINISM ALERT, INITIALIZE EMASCULATION PROTECTION PROTOCOL

Hottest girl I can think of right now is Claudia De Falchi:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7HTPJ4-0uI

Just about perfect right there.

Holy shit!!!! double post worthy....

 

[y2dvd]

I would marry Oprah for her monies then cheat on her with just about every girl posted here lol.

Since I don't think this person was mentioned yet, guess I'd marry Cat Power!

 

[Patrick Bateman]

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

 

[VelvetMouth]

I'm obsessed with Colin Firth right now to the point where I read Pride and Prejudice pornfic for several hours a day and then watch a movie of his. Would marry.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Aurora Snow, because she passes the True Lies test.



Sleazy... demure.

 

[mugurumakensei]

Julie Benz

 

[levious]

Marriage is the combining of assets and end of sexual intimacy... Oprah is the best answer...

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Julie Benz

Or that. She's just really classy.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

My four wives are safe.

 

[Broseybrose]

I wish I was your father.

But yeah, it's a fact of life. Famous person to marry is Natalie Imbruglia. No one else.

I remember when i first laid eyes on her in that first video way back when... it was like i couldnt believe what i was seeing. She's special....

 

[Max@GC]

This.

 

[Ducarmel]

Nia Long

 

[Vicetrailia]

Aw so I guess I gotta weed out Monica Bellucci, Stacey Dash and Roselyn Sanchez because they are too old for me.

Scarlett Johansson or Adriana Lima is good. I'd just get them pregnant though

 

[Jaffaboy]

Zooey Descha...

Katie Perry.

 

[Veidt]

Only one woman besides Imbruglia:

 

[VASPER]

She is not all that famous among the masses but Alex Puccio is the one famous girl i would marry

The best women rock climber.

 

[djtiesto]

Rieko Kodama

 

[brianjones]

Or if I had a time machine Kate Bush circa 1983 or Julie Christie circa 1963. Can't decide.

she looks stoned/drunk as hell in that picture :lol