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[masud]

What are you guys tripping about? With rare exeception kid's music has always sucked.

 

[roosters93]

This is gold!

 

[maruchan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87QCmugOST4&feature=player_embedded#at=58

lol

live...

 

[Typographenia]

This is hysterical! GAF, thanks for the amazing gifs!

 

[2San]

Why do all these kids have a black guy rapping at some point. I'm starting to respect Bieber.

 

[agrajag]

you know we're straight up futuristic when robots are making our music

 

[R2D4]

Modern music is any music that's been made recently right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLJf9qJHR3E

Hey look 19th century hipsters.

 

[lightless_shado]

Why do all these kids have a black guy rapping at some point. I'm starting to respect Bieber.

I noticed that too. The rappers usually don't seem all that comfortable either like they're probably thinking "this shit better help me get my big break" or "what has become of me"

 

[Osaka]

I'm so grateful this shit doesn't reach my country. Just keep this crap to yourself, USA

 

[VeryGooster]

GAF is going to inadvertently launch them to stardom, because I have no idea who any of these kids are or how you find them.

 

[Kusagari]

Why do all these kids have a black guy rapping at some point. I'm starting to respect Bieber.

I'm assuming for starting this wild craze? Because Bieber did this first with Baby.

 

[Corky]

Remember when musicians were talented people who excelled at composing/writing/playing instruments and/or having great voices?

 

[Nizz]

All I'm getting from these vids are a bunch of sheltered kids with no natural talent, autotuned to "perfection", and an added rapper for "cred". But then again this music isn't aimed at me.

 

[R2D4]

Remember when musicians were talented people who excelled at composing/writing/playing instruments and/or having great voices?

Pop music was never this. It was always manufactured ever since the 50's. Stop pretending real artists are dead because of the shit you hear on Top 20 stations.

 

[SleepyJohn11]

I agree. Horrible artists like Stevie Wonder and Michael Jackson. They should have waited for puberty before starting their careers IMO.

Yeah, they got better when they got older, but calling them horrible? After going this and the other thread?

Pop music was never this. It was always manufactured ever since the 50's. Stop pretending real artists are dead because of the shit you hear on Top 20 stations.

This is true though. It's pop music, most of these kinds of songs are just made solely for money.

I'm just grateful that the Internet gives me more ways to find music I would actually like.

 

[Detox]

oops wrong thread anyway to contribute to the autotune debate here's Raekwon on a Dr Dre beat killing it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRxozOcPLR4#t=2m50s

 

[BlazingDarkness]

thread needs more terrible music videos please, im enjoying this!

 

[Monocle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87QCmugOST4&feature=player_embedded#at=58

lol

live...

Is this some sort of festival for shit music? I mean, the uniform awfulness has to be intentional, right?

 

[themustardman]

I think the only thing that could redeem Friday is if A Bob Dylan impersonator covered it

This is actually depressing as hell if you think of it as satire.

 

[blamite]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5SNOAcD3ak

It scares me that I can't tell if this is real or a parody...

 

[Sofo]

I so knew she reminded me of someone! Hahaha, spot on.

 

[sixteen-bit]

This Friday song is some next level shit. Wow.

 

[R2D4]

Is this some sort of festival for shit music? I mean, the uniform awfulness has to be intentional, right?

The Ark Music Factory has to be some kind of christian music based entity right? That would explain part of the awfulness.

 

[Mindlog]

What are you guys tripping about? With rare exeception kid's music has always sucked.

Yeah, but the critique of contemporary music is in a golden age. Thank the maker we live in the connected era with unfettered access to these musical luminaries. Enlightened commentary is where the real art is getting done.

 

[enzo_gt]

Well I came in here to post this, but just wow, nevermind I guess. WTF IS THIS SHIT.

Everything is so bad, oh my goodness, why do you even bother writing lyrics to this shit? It's pretty just a slur of incomprehensible words stringed together.

Holy shit even the rapper couldn't save the song.

 

[Kusagari]

The Ark Music Factory has to be some kind of christian music based entity right? That would explain part of the awfulness.

It would make sense with how bland and goody goody the songs are...

Though the rap part in Friday makes me pause on thinking that.

 

[Duke Togo]

Perfect.

 

[Apple Sauce]

I like real, decent Rap music but I really hate the pervasiveness of mainstream 'hip-hop culture' throughout pop music today.
Seriously almost every fucking singer has some RnB tinge, everything's about 'the club' or 'swagger' or some other ridiculous crap. Some bullshit rapper spitting a verse filled with whatever shitty made up slang is popular at the moment, mutilating words to force them to rhyme, is de riguer for anything that wants to be remotely popular.

 

[BitchTits]

Underground > Hipster > Mainstream > Saturation > Death > Hipster Retro > Mainstream Retro.

----------------------------------------------------------------| You are here.

 

[Enron]

Goddamnit GAF leave me alone im trying to work

 

[Dedication Through Light]

There are some moments where she actually doesnt look too bad, but most of the action is
with her friends and the "dance".

 

[CrayzeeCarl]

Words cannot describe the levels of crap in this link.

I JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMESSSS

 

[2San]

I'm assuming for starting this wild craze? Because Bieber did this first with Baby.

Yeah, I'm starting to respect Bieber for being a trend setter. Even though I don't respect the trend itself.

 

[elwes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYh0oRhnDYM&feature=related

I didn't think it was possible, but the lyrics sound even stupider when slowed down.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1M5Q3onsX4&feature=related

And magically, the song becomes listenable.

 

[Sanjay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xHfRUW99aI

The entire fucking song is auto-tuned. Whoever greenlighted this should be shot. I know autotune has been happening in the industry for decades now, but they don't even try to hide it in this one.

WTF its that same boy from the Friday track which is also awful, think its the same music production company.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0&feature=related

 

[Kusagari]

I just went on twitter and the top trending topic is Rebecca Black.

:lol

 

[Flo_Evans]

I guess this is why they say children should be seen and not heard.

 

[Shanadeus]

and.... the lowest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0&feature=related

Jesus.

This is a ripoff of the rap song I wrote in the 5th grade.

 

[nilbog21]

Thread needs more HA HA HA HA JACK MY SWAG

holy fuck is this reality

 

[From The Dust]

why are a lot of these videos with white people? goddamn it white people, show some respect for yourselves

 

[From The Dust]

holy fuck is this reality

and the worst part? it will get stuck in my head ;_;

 

[VAIL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1M5Q3onsX4&feature=related

And magically, the song becomes listenable.

Best comment from that

I get the feeling that I should be prancing around some mystical forest, wearing whack ass Wiccan shit and throwing menstrual blood on to a Satanic idol. Oh fuck I think I summoned the Horned King.

 

[From The Dust]

fuck you people. I hope you all burn in hell. just 5 mins after that my jeans song. oh god, I need a gun. I have to end this torture.

 

[Hot Coldman]

fuck you people. I hope you all burn in hell. just 5 mins after that my jeans song. oh god, I need a gun. I have to end this torture.

stfu and start jacking my swag

 

[NewFresh]

FUN FUN FUN

Oh my god it won't stop. it is lodged into my brain

 

[industrian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1M5Q3onsX4&feature=related

And magically, the song becomes listenable.

This is my shit.

 

[-COOLIO-]

these kids are fucked for life

rich parents. what have you done?

 

[-COOLIO-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1M5Q3onsX4&feature=related

And magically, the song becomes listenable.

i am one

 

[NewFresh]

This Chanel is full of this crap

http://www.youtube.com/user/trizzy66#p/u/2/U8WWd7x7CCA

 

[cbox]

That's it, i'm gonna write a song about my balls.