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[Tams]

You never heard of a paper bag?

That's not fixing the problem; that's just ignoring it.

 

[22:22:22]

Man I loved pretty faces..... bit chubby. Fine.

 

[22:22:22]

No skeletons in my bed no sir.

 

[German Hops]

No skeletons in my bed no sir.

what about that one chick you banged who ended up being a dude?

 

[22:22:22]

what about that one chick you banged who ended up being a dude?

Honost mistake on my part

 

[22:22:22]

what about that one chick you banged who ended up being a dude?

Loved your flowers afterwards

 

[Artoris]

Doesn't fix the genes though.

You better start butting some money aside for the children

 

[Jaybe]

An age old dilemma. I believe even Marcus Aurelius jotted some passages down in Meditations on this very subject.

 

[DevilMayFlyForAWhiteGuy]

Most of my exes have been the former. Tried getting it on with some chubby girls during my tinder account days and it wasn’t really for me. Like, I like big asses but if the girl is at the point she’s getting another chin that kinda kills it for me.

 

[farmerboy]

At least check out the village next door man.

 

[Synless]

A 5/10 is average, not a butterface.

 

[22:22:22]

An age old dilemma. I believe even Marcus Aurelius jotted some passages down in Meditations on this very subject.

 

[22:22:22]

A 5/10 is average, not a butterface.

Where is this reality where subjectivity doesn't exist? Beyond the ice walls.??

 

[Artoris]

A 5/10 is average, not a butterface.

Yes, average face with a sexy body is pretty good

 

[Synless]

Where is this reality where subjectivity doesn't exist? Beyond the ice walls.??

It’s called a bell curve. Subjectivity on the averages are captured in that.

 

[chromhound]

How chubby we talking?. Angela White meat ?

 

[22:22:22]

No it's called basing your subjectivity on static metric which is inherently bizarre. You do you though.

How chubby we talking?. Angela White meat ?

I just looked her up she ain't even chubby.

 

[22:22:22]

Yes, average face with a sexy body is pretty good

Sexy body is ALWAYS good. Average face is very subjective. But that wasn't the thread's premise.

 

[Wheeljack539]

No it's called basing your subjectivity on static metric which is inherently bizarre. You do you though.




I just looked her up she ain't even chubby.

This is why we need a reference as well all have different definitions of chubby as most consider chubby and fat to be one and the same while we know there are degrees.

 

[22:22:22]

This is why we need a reference as well all have different definitions of chubby as most consider chubby and fat to be one and the same while we know there are degrees.

Yes and this is why all these threads turn into this

 

[Rran]

He gave a definition in the first post, 5XL. I like curves on girls but that seems like a lot, so I'll go with the average-looking option.

 

[Thaedolus]

In my experience a bit of chub makes her way freakier in bed but man I just can’t do cellulite. Like a pretty petite coworker invited me over once and she full on presented to me in some booty shorts and I wasn’t expecting that display of cottage cheese and I was like GOOOOOH…made for a long couple hours watching The Crow DVD knowing my boner wouldn’t recover.

So paper bag it I guess

 

[FoxMcChief]

 

[Forsythia]

What's the definition of chubby? Girls with a bit of extra fat or landwhales like Tess Holiday?

 

[Ash Sparrow]

No one is ugly lookswise, it just depends on their personalities.

 

[badblue]

A chubby girl is nothing to be ashamed about. As people go through life their weight will shift up and down and a patient partner can be the difference in helping someone loose weight.
Also,

 

[IntentionalPun]

Question should have just been:

- Do you choose a woman with a face you find ugly, but a body you find banging
or
- Do you choose a woman whose body you find ugly, but a face you find really pretty

Would have simplified this dumb debate going on.

 

[spawn]

Take the chubby. I hear chubby girls will do more. Take the chubby with you to the gym. Problem solved

 

[Putonahappyface]

Like so?

 

[Facism]

Honost mistake on my part

"mistake"

 

[Days like these...]

In my experience a bit of chub makes her way freakier in bed but man I just can’t do cellulite. Like a pretty petite coworker invited me over once and she full on presented to me in some booty shorts and I wasn’t expecting that display of cottage cheese and I was like GOOOOOH…made for a long couple hours watching The Crow DVD knowing my boner wouldn’t recover.

So paper bag it I guess

Cottage cheese belongs in the refrigerator not on thighs or ass

 

[G-Bus]

Butter face will have that continued drive to keep having that smoking hot body.

Pretty face will probably get bigger as time goes on.

 

[Days like these...]

Even though I cant stand the site of cottage cheese or rolls big girls will do anything to get pounded out again. So... I guess I'd take a pretty big girl. Ugly faces are more of a turn off than big girls

 

[kingwingin]

Only a dog wants a bone

 

[Haeleos]

Easy. I feel like you could fix the chubby easier than the ugly.

 

[In Cold Blood]

Like so?

That's about right

 

[StreetsofBeige]

We need more extreme polls.

1. Great face + the 800 lb bed sored woman you see on TLC reality shows

or

2. Zit faced ghoul with no hair + the best bod in the world

 

[Days like these...]

We need more extreme polls.

1. Great face + the 800 lb bed sored woman you see on TLC reality shows

or

2. Zit faced ghoul with no hair + the best bod in the world

I'd shoot myself in the head or turn to cawk

 

[Raven117]

It depends on how each are put together and are the whole package.

 

[Uhtred]

Butterface! Destiny is all!

 

[navii]

Question should have just been:

- Do you choose a woman with a face you find ugly, but a body you find banging
or
- Do you choose a woman whose body you find ugly, but a face you find really pretty

Would have simplified this dumb debate going on.

Exactly. It's all subjective, what I find too much might be just right for someone else.

 

[nush]

We need more extreme polls.

1. Great face + the 800 lb bed sored woman you see on TLC reality shows

or

2. Zit faced ghoul with no hair + the best bod in the world

"How bad does a woman have to be before you'd rather just jerk off?" - The results may surprise you.

 

[Winter John]

Butterfaces? Chubbys? That's amateur level. The real answer is dwarves. Dwarves are elite level. Just make sure to get a dwarf spotting guide like this one so you can tell the woman you're dating is actually a dwarf and not the neighbor's kid.

A Dwarf

A child

Naughty Fairytale Funtime

Your Going To Prison

 

[sono]

We talkin f em and chuck em or several dates . What’s the net net $

 

[Raonak]

Butterface is a no-go no matter what the circumstance. You're gonna be staring at their face in most intimate settings. If there's no attraction there then Its gonna be hard to want to continue any kind of relationship

 

[German Hops]

want to continue any kind of relationship

We're not talking about relationships, we're talking about RCG and doggystyle. Attractive face NOT required.

 

[AlteredForms]

I was about to post the exact same thing lol. The easy solution to a butterface is clearly the Shia, aka paper bag over the face.

 

[StueyDuck]

Define chubby here?

It doesn't mean what it use to mean.

We talking muffin tops or like eats 30 pies a day

 

[DeaDPo0L84]

Whichever one has the best personality and will let me into her bunghole

 

[nemiroff]

I feel lucky to have a high scoring wife in regards to both body and face..

Anyway, I can make do with a 6/10 face and a 8/10 body. And vice versa. But I can't f.ex. deal with a 3/10 face even with a 10/10 body..

My post is kinda tongue in check though.