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If you were a deranged serial killer...

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The Bloody Cheesecake Murderer

I kill people that only have just eaten a cheesecake.

i cut them up into little pieces and then sell them at my cheesecake restaurant.
 
akachan ningen said:
Richard Ramirez took that one. Along with Night Stalker and other nicknames.
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Fuck, this guy damn near had no chance for a normal life via wiki:
Ramirez was born in El Paso, Texas, the youngest of Julian and Mercedes Ramirez's five children.[7] His father, a policeman who later became a laborer on the Santa Fe railroad,[8] was abusive and believed in corporal punishment.[9]

As a child, Ramirez sustained two serious head injuries: one which occurred when a dresser fell on top of him and the second when he was knocked out by a swing. He also suffered from frequent epileptic seizures which he eventually grew out of.[10]

As a child, Ramirez was influenced by his cousin, Mike, a Special Forces veteran who boasted of his gruesome exploits during the Vietnam War and showed him Polaroid pictures of his victims.[11] These included pictures of Mike raping a Vietnamese woman. The last picture of that series showed Mike posing with the woman's severed head.[12] Ramirez was present the night Mike shot and killed his wife, and her blood spattered on Ramirez's face.[citation needed] Ramirez was 13 years old at the time. After the murder, his behavior changed dramatically; he dropped out of school, began using drugs, and adopted odd sleeping habits.[13]
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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
What would your nickname/moniker be?

I've noticed in a lot of serial killer media (and sometimes in real life), until the killer is caught, they always get some kinda flashy, mysterious name (that sometimes they give themselves. The Zodiac Killer, The Minnesota Shrike, Buffalo Bill, The Green River Killer, BTK, The Chesapeake Ripper, The Night Stalker, etc.

I was reading an article on serial killer nicknames that I came across which sparked the thread idea:

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/crime/2011/05/killer_appellation.html

Yeah, the thread idea is fairly morbid. I think I've been watching too much deranged serial killer drama lately.
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Dude, you and me could team up and be serial killer bros.

We could be called the Alpha and Omega killers.

"We are the beginning...and your end."
 
Facebook killer.

I'd cut my victims faces off and stick them in books in various libraries throughout the world.

I'd probably arrange it so he locations of the libraries and the title of the books I stick the faces in mean something deep.

I like the idea of leading some obsessive detective on some wild goose chase.

One day will we meet and they'd be like "Why, what did it all mean?". And I be like "I just wanted to destroy your marriage."
 
The Incarnation said:
Facebook killer.

I'd cut my victims faces off and stick them in books in various libraries throughout the world.

I'd probably arrange it so he locations of the libraries and the title of the books I stick the faces in mean something deep.

I like the idea of leading some obsessive detective on some wild goose chase.

One day will we meet and they'd be like "Why, what did it all mean?". And I be like "I just wanted to destroy your marriage."
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This needs to be an episode of Sherlock. Or... Hannibal.

Satch said:
brandy
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This got a laugh out of me...
 
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