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[Megalosaro]

Reported IQ of 160. Has a masters degree in Chemical Engineering.
Tall.
Buff as hell
Chiseled looks
Deep voice

Seriously, this guy has it all. Looks, personality, intelligence.

He's a pretty great actor too. He was the second best Rocky villain.

I...I think I want to be Dolph Lundgren

 

[Hulud]

Mac, is that you?

 

[Novocaine]

I think maybe you just want Dolph Lundgren

 

[Kurita]

Seems like he has a big dong, too.

 

[Oersted]

What the...?

 

[Doomshroom]

All Swedes are like that.

 

[Delta Assault]

Made a bad He-Man though.

 

[Megalosaro]

Send him an e-mail maybe he will go out with you.

BTW did your old roommate kill those people?

He's my current roommate, and no.

 

[Sub_Level]

Would the Captain America super soldier serum even do anything to Dolph Lundgren?

 

[Wallach]

Would the Captain America super soldier serum even do anything to Dolph Lundgren?

Yes. He would get weaker.

 

[akira28]

What's his XBLive Gamer score? Can he make perfect french toast? I mean perfect is a thing. I don't think being more easily exposed to lighting strikes in the middle of a field, and knowing how to mix shit together makes him any closer to perfect.

 

[-COOLIO-]

Would the Captain America super soldier serum even do anything to Dolph Lundgren?

probably make him weaker.

edit: beaten like apollo creed

 

[TemplaerDude]

Would the Captain America super soldier serum even do anything to Dolph Lundgren?

It would help him understand vague pop culture references.

 

[Settin]

He doesn't look like that anymore, but yeah. What else could you want?

 

[Ducarmel]

My favorite story about the guy is one day armed thieves broke into his home (he was not home at the time but i think his wife was) and when they realized he was the owner of the home they bolted in fear.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Mac, is that you?

 

[Sickboy007]

Seems like he has a big dong, too.

Brandon Lee says it's the biggest he's ever seen.

 

[Tugatrix]

Read the first entry

http://www.cracked.com/article_18751_6-insane-true-stories-too-awesome-chuck-norris-movie.html

 

[heliosRAzi]

Only if he were a scientist that plowed women (and we are actually shown the penetration) with a great sense of smell.

 

[Kurita]

Only if he were a scientist that plowed women (and we are actually shown the penetration) with a great sense of smell.

Great, now I have to re-watch that episode.

 

[thenexus6]

You want the D

Spoiler

olph

 

[Liha]

He is Aryan.

 

[J10]

Brandon Lee says it's the biggest he's ever seen.

He died too soon. He could have eventually seen bigger dicks. Poor kid.

 

[Megalosaro]

He is Aryan.

Yeeeup. When Hitler was preaching about the ubermensch, Dolph is what he had in mind

 

[DeadNames]

Wow, this is so sexist. I cannot believe this. Ugh.

 

[Zombine]

This man is. I can only aspire to be half as cool as he is.

 

[SamVimes]

Only if he were a scientist that plowed women (and we are actually shown the penetration) with a great sense of smell.

What if he was walking around on all four? Maybe with a huge nose instead of an head.
That would be a great twist.

 

[Masquerader]

Dolph Lundgren is perfect, yes. But he's not the only perfect person, really.

 

[Pete Rock]

Maximum Dolph

 

[DoktorEvil]

This man is. I can only aspire to be half as cool as he is.

Nope.

This man is:

So much cool there was in Apollo Creed

 

[Delta Assault]

Nope.

This man is:

So much cool there was in Apollo Creed

...you do know you're posting the pic of the man that was killed by the man in the OP, right?

 

[Az987]

He's not that good of an actor.

 

[Maxxan]

He can smell crime

 

[Zombine]

...you do know you're posting the pic of the man that was killed by the man in the OP, right?

Lando wasn't killed by anyone so my point was basically proven.

 

[DoktorEvil]

...you do know you're posting the pic of the man that was killed by the man in the OP, right?

Hey man, if it was real boxing, Creed would've won.

 

[TheKaeptain]

His dick is also very big.

 

[alfredofroylan]

He's dick is also very big.

How do you know that?

 

[Data West]

How do you know that?

Grace Jones probably

 

[OldRoutes]

He's dick is also very big.

Are you saying he's a big dick? Because you'll need to back that up.

[/innuendo]

 

[braves01]

His wiki page says that the 160 IQ is an exaggeration, but I don't doubt that he's a really smart dude nevertheless.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

How do you know that?

See above Brandon Lee clip.

 

[The Main Event]

I vote yes.

 

[Frost_Ace]

No, Idris Elba is.

 

[Marion Cobretti]

OP is a massive failure. It left out so many of Lundgrens achievements.

On that note though, he's basically perfect. He's probably the second or third most impressive person to live after Teddy Roosevelt in terms of getting shit done in a life time.

 

[Fusebox]

Yes to the OP. One of the last true Renaissance men, he will win your heart with his acting, astound you with his intelligence and then he will BREAK YOU.

 

[Farks!]

All Swedes are like that.

Swede here, can confirm.

 

[Valhelm]

He's basically Hitler's wet dream.

 

[FallingEdge]

I love Dolph. One of my favs!

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Probably the kind of guy that Elliot Rodgers guy despised for having it all.

 

[Conciliator]

eh, he's alright. But can he vibrate his eyeballs? Probably not. Can he type pretty fast? Not likely. Sorry Dolph, you're alright but you're no Conciliator.