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[Data West]

He's basically Hitler's wet dream.

it's him and Brock Lesnar.

 

[TEJ]

I'd vote for Jean Claude Van Damme.

The dude has really kept himself in great shape after all these years, whenever I see him in interviews he just looks so happy.

He might not have the best acting chops {outside of the movie JCVD} but he has a fantastic physical screen presence, a lot of the things he does in his movies looks very convincing.

 

[Drazgul]

Nope.

This man is:

So much cool there was in Apollo Creed

But that's the same guy?

Spoiler

I keed, I keed.

 

[Megalosaro]

One is Billy Dee Williams. The other is Carl Weathers. Two different people

Edit: ooh

 

[neojubei]

Is Dolph Lundgren the perfect man?

not in my world he isnt.

 

[LaNaranja]

He is an asshole. I saw him at a comic convention once and he ended up leaving a few hours early without signing peoples shit after they had already bought their overpriced pictures.

Not cool.

 

[BouncyFrag]

One is Billy Dee Williams. The other is Carl Weathers. Two different people

Edit: ooh

What if Apollo Creed was Lando in the new Star Wars? He's gotta keep the U.S.A. trunks too.

 

[Balphon]

You forgot the part where he's a Fulbright Scholar!

 

[Fusebox]

I'd vote for Jean Claude Van Damme.

The dude has really kept himself in great shape after all these years, whenever I see him in interviews he just looks so happy.

He might not have the best acting chops {outside of the movie JCVD} but he has a fantastic physical screen presence, a lot of the things he does in his movies looks very convincing.

Yeah except he's dumb as a bag of hammers compared to Dolph.

 

[brianjones]

Probably the kind of guy that Elliot Rodgers guy despised for having it all.

please don't go on a killing spree midnights

 

[DoktorEvil]

I'd vote for Jean Claude Van Damme.

The dude has really kept himself in great shape after all these years, whenever I see him in interviews he just looks so happy.

He might not have the best acting chops {outside of the movie JCVD} but he has a fantastic physical screen presence, a lot of the things he does in his movies looks very convincing.

I have a man crush on JCVD. If he wasn't such a cocky knob in the 90s he'd be a much more memorable action star and he'd get more screen roles.

The movie JCVD explores this really well.

Also, obligatory GIFs:

 

[shuri]

Yeah except he's dumb as a bag of hammers compared to Dolph.

JVCD always sounds strange in english but he's pretty smart in french. His english is just not all that good, even after all those years. He also fried his brain with cocaine in the '90 and thats where all those weird quotes are coming from.

 

[Hours Left]

I always found Dolph to be very sexy. The training montage from Rocky IV was quite a sight for me when I was young.

 

[Colonel Nasty]

We show it. We show all of it.

 

[RM8]

His face face didn't age too well IMO. And even back then he wasn't precisely painfully handsome, I think. He looked the best in Rocky.

 

[terrisus]

Seems like he has a big dong, too.

His dick is also very big.

How do you know that?

---->

 

[rapid32.5]

and he knows karate, pretty impressive resume if u ask me. he is definitely a guy to look up to.

 

[Replicant]

My childhood crush. You have fine taste, OP.

 

[FUME5]

Is Dolphin Lundgren the perfect dolphin?

 

[~Kinggi~]

Wait, Dolph is super smart? I honestly did not know.,....this changes a lot.

 

[RustyNails]

Arnold has a reported IQ of 50,000.

 

[amnesiac]

Is Dolphin Lundgren the perfect dolphin?

Dolphinitely.

 

[Skinpop]

Swede here, can confirm.

Yup, same here

 

[soul creator]

Arnold has a reported IQ of 50,000.

He's a learning computer

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Nope.

This man is:

So much cool there was in Apollo Creed

Classic Carl movie.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Classic Carl movie.

I love me some Carl Winslow.

 

[DoktorEvil]

I love me some Carl Winslow.

"Well, the boys down here will be glad to hear that. You know we got a pool going on you".

 

[WorldStar]

Pudz is better

won more World's Strongest Man titles than anyone else, partakes in other sports like rugby and MMA, TV superstar, famous musician, doesn't have a goofy ass name like Dolph

 

[OmniGamer]

I always found Dolph to be very sexy. The training montage from Rocky IV was quite a sight for me when I was young.

Exactly the same for me

 

[Fantastical]

Yeah I saw part of Rocky IV on TV the other day. He was hot as hell.

 

[Skinpop]

Pudz is better

won more World's Strongest Man than anyone else, partakes in other sports like rugby and MMA, TV superstar, famous musician, doesn't have a goofy ass name like Dolph

but he is ugly. dolph on the other hand is the rose of scandinavia.

 

[params7]

OP is a massive failure. It left out so many of Lundgrens achievements.

On that note though, he's basically perfect. He's probably the second or third most impressive person to live after Teddy Roosevelt in terms of getting shit done in a life time.

3rd. Christopher Lee.

 

[jond76]

Wait, Dolph is super smart? I honestly did not know.,....this changes a lot.

Yep. They even goofed about it in The Expendables 2.

Also, you people disappoint me!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cbEr144MKA0

 

[Wolfe]

Pudz is better

won more World's Strongest Man than anyone else, partakes in other sports like rugby and MMA, TV superstar, famous musician, doesn't have a goofy ass name like Dolph

Compared to Dolph the dude looks like a meathead to me.

I'm not knocking his accomplishments and the guy has my respect, but I can see why someone would find Dolphs physical look more attractive.

 

[diarrhea_pangs]

---->

This has been brought up a few times through emails on Kevin smith's hollywood babble On podcast.
Allegedly he has a massive dick, his thing is ordering room service in hotels and opening the door completely naked for reactions.

 

[Host Samurai]

Zyzz