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Is there any game with worse dialogue than DmC?

That cutscene was fine. People take DMC so seriously, I'll never understand it. There is definitely worse dialog OP.
 
Dude that dialogue is amazing. It's not meant to be serious, it's tongue in cheek ridiculousness.

Someone gets it. How can anyone who thinks it's a poorly written scene be a judge of what's good and what isn't when they can't grasp a simple thing like that?
 
The FUCK YOU conversation was one of my favorite exchanges of dialogue in gaming ever. It was hysterical and awesome and I heart it <3
 
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I thought DmC's writing was absolutely hilarious. I don't know if that's what they were going for, but I loved it regardless. I'll take it over something like Bayonetta's boring as shit cutscenes any day of the week.
 
Was there anything wrong with Golden Sun? I loved those games.

You know how some games just have dialogue so bad or corny that at least its funny, or some that may seem bad at glance, but are just being tongue-in-cheek.

Well Golden Sun's is just boring.

Like there's just sooooooooo much dialogue in these games and pretty much nothing of substance is almost never said, its like if they went with the first draft of the dialogue without trimming the fat.
 
I feel that the Sonic series has DmC beat buddy :').

"TAKE THIS! ITS NO USE!!!!" - Sonic 06
"Where is that damn fourth chaos emerald?!" - Shadow the Edgehog
"Don't you dare turn your back on me!" - Sonic 06
"Aw, yeah! This is happenin'!" - Sonic Adventure
"I'm Shadow the Hedgehog, and now...I am the most powerful hedgehog in the world! The power of these Emeralds makes me invincible! I AM THE ULTIMATE HEDGEHOG!! THIS IS WHO I AM!!!!" - Shadow the Edgehog
"Woohoo! Now we're talkin'! Bring it on!" - Shadow the Edgehog

Just....oscar worthy dialog and phrases :'). I wonder why the series isn't praised more for its outstanding writing XD?
 
True, Shakespeare was considered to be pretty vulgar dude back in his day.
No I meant the fact that people keep misquoting an actress who was talking about the themes of the game and said it's almost shakespearean in a way. People keep acting like Tameem or all of NT all said it and not Lilith's actress.
 
I knew what scene OP would link to. That's the worst dialogue in the game. Overall I enjoyed it.

Also where did the Spanish Dante stuff come from?
 
Replaying the game recently gave me a bigger appreciation for DmC's writing. They really aimed for something very specific and completely nailed it.

The FUCK YOU bit in the OP was great.


There are plenty of games with actual shit writing.
 
Resident Evil Revelations 2 maybe? I remember watching my brother play it and I can't remember the exact part but Moira says something like "Go Jump on a Dildo Boss!" Another instance, not sure if this is a spoiler so I'll tag it.
When Barry manages to save Moira and he says something like "Fucking Technology" to which Moira replies "Yeah, fuck technlology right in it's fucking ass"
or something along those lines I cringed so hard at how awful and forced those sounded.
 
Awful edgy teenager crap. The writing in this game is so bad after so much fluff from NT during the lead up to release about it being high class and Shakespearean.

THE WORLD IS NOW YOUR BITCH.....AND SO AM I.

sniper rifle abortion
 
Resident Evil Revelations 2 maybe? I remember watching my brother play it and I can't remember the exact part but Moira says something like "Go Jump on a Dildo Boss!" Another instance, not sure if this is a spoiler so I'll tag it.
When Barry manages to save Moira and he says something like "Fucking Technology" to which Moira replies "Yeah, fuck technlology right in it's fucking ass"
or something along those lines I cringed so hard at how awful and forced those sounded.

Ugh, that sounds worse then the dialog in both 06 and Shadow X(. I guess they tried to portray her as someone holding back her fear through cursing or something, but it really doesn't work; instead makes Moira sound forced and her character not that likable :(.
 
The writing in this game is so bad after so much fluff from NT during the lead up to release about it being high class and Shakespearean.

....Th...They really said that :')?

I guess they wanted to maintain their image after Enslaved (which had a good story and told it quite well), so they wanted to ensure people "DmC will mirror our past work :D!"

Thanks for the good joke man :'); made my night hearing that.
 
Dude, DmC isn't even close to some games that got severely fucked in the localization process. Maybe you don't count that though since that's the fault of the translators.
 
Idk, I think the example in the OP rings kind of true. If someone I hated just called my mom a whore and said "fuck you" to me I would say "fuck you" right back to him. You wouldn't?

Life is Strange. Dialogue is Shit.

I have to admit, the small sampling of it I've seen here on GAF has not done it ANY favors. Cringe worthy stuff.
 
I mean, look at this shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP-UqnXSGDk

Like, that's the best you could make for a AAA game in the 21st century? Some dude and a giant puking monster screaming FUCK YOU at each other? That's some shit from a 1998 episode of South Park. It's like something a 12 year old that makes MLG videos would write.

As someone who haven't actually played the game, I get the impression that the exchange is strictly tongue-in-cheek. A giant puking monster actually indulging in a "Fuck you" contest with some arrogant man is so out there I couldn't help but smirk. It's also directed as if it's some lighthearted, throwaway scene, too, not something that supposed to convey OH MY GOD DRAMATIC HORRIFIC MONSTER or something.

Now, that infamous "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light" scene in the first game actually seems worse to me. Unless that one is also not supposed to be a dramatic moment and actually a mockery of the whole thing.
 
Dude, DmC isn't even close to some games that got severely fucked in the localization process. Maybe you don't count that though since that's the fault of the translators.
It IS why I pulled up MK4. While those with terrible localizations are easy winners I feel it's better to aim for something that had to have been written in English in the first place.
 
Every DMC game has shit dialog. Why single this one out? It's not even the most offensive one, but it doesn't matter because they are all terrible in that regard. Bayonetta 2 has some atrocious dialog as well.

Thank goodness for gameplay.
 
I mean, look at this shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP-UqnXSGDk

Like, that's the best you could make for a AAA game in the 21st century? Some dude and a giant puking monster screaming FUCK YOU at each other? That's some shit from a 1998 episode of South Park. It's like something a 12 year old that makes MLG videos would write.

Numerous jrpgs. But there I think it's the histrionic overacted melodrama that really sells how shitty most of the stories are. The dialogue is just part of it.

However, there's no excuse for DmC either.
 
I mean, is it good writing? No.

Is it worse than average? No.

I'll take silly over po-faced and wooden any day of the week.

DmC GOTY all year every year haters.
 
Resident Evil Revelations 2 maybe? I remember watching my brother play it and I can't remember the exact part but Moira says something like "Go Jump on a Dildo Boss!" Another instance, not sure if this is a spoiler so I'll tag it.
When Barry manages to save Moira and he says something like "Fucking Technology" to which Moira replies "Yeah, fuck technlology right in it's fucking ass"
or something along those lines I cringed so hard at how awful and forced those sounded.

Moira is the bomb though. Her "teen rebel" dialogue is definitely polarizing, but I found it mostly funny.

Villain: I will become a god!
Moira: Come out from behind that glass so I can choke a god!
 
Dude that dialogue is amazing. It's not meant to be serious, it's tongue in cheek ridiculousness.

Seriously, that scene is hilarious. It's not a bunch of canned witty banter, it's a smart mouth punk a great demon exchanging the most basic of insults.

It's goofy in a very different way compared to older DMC games.
 
I mean, look at this shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP-UqnXSGDk

Like, that's the best you could make for a AAA game in the 21st century? Some dude and a giant puking monster screaming FUCK YOU at each other? That's some shit from a 1998 episode of South Park. It's like something a 12 year old that makes MLG videos would write.
Not everything is written with the intention of being poetry. They were creating content for a specific purpose.
 
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