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[Oberon]

Saudi Arabia's mutant flock has finally come home to roost.

Saudi Arabia millionaire : "That money and those weapons just fell on those terrorists hands"

 

[E92 M3]

Saudi Arabia millionaire : "That money and those weapons just fell on those terrorists hands"

Lol

 

[GSG Flash]

Saudi Arabia's mutant flock has finally come home to roost.

Yup

ISIS's idea of war against SA is bombing minority groups inside the country, I'm sure the Saudi ruling class is totally broken up about that /s

 

[ZealousD]

Is there anyone ISIS is actually friends with to call for Netflix and chill?

Boko Haram.

And probably about half of the salafi jihadist terrorist groups in the world. Namely those who aren't devoted to Al-Qaeda.

 

[mario_O]

Saudi Arabia just trying to clean their image. Don't believe this bullshit.

 

[yanipheonu]

So basically they're saying "yeah we admit that a majority of Muslims find us as enemies, might as well own it"

 

[curls]

But but but I thought Saudi Arabia created ISIS?

I found this interesting viewing regarding your comment.

Adam Curtis: Bitter Lake

Note: This is the condensed & edited version but you get the gist of it in 15 mins. The full version is 2hrs but also worth watching if you can find it.

Edit: Full version

 

[Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!]

Is there anyone ISIS is actually friends with to call for Netflix and chill?

The Rashidun Caliphate. Unfortunately they haven't existed since 661 AD.

 

[Angel_DvA]

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

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[Moronwind]

IS does not recognize the legitimacy of any state other than the caliphate so they may as well be at war with the entire world.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

IS isn't a recognized state so war declarations are actually meaningless just like whatever other demented ideas flash through their skulls.

 

[commedieu]

 

[Sir Abacus]

Is there anyone ISIS is actually friends with to call for Netflix and chill?

Turkey but Turkey is trying to keep it on the DL. ISIS is a bit of a moped.

 

[Linkstrikesback]

I wonder what will happen when ISIS runs out of nations to declare war on.

Too long have the martins gone unwarred, ISIS will stand for this no longer!

 

[jstripes]

I wonder what will happen when ISIS runs out of nations to declare war on.

They can declare war on space.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

IS does not recognize the legitimacy of any state other than the caliphate so they may as well be at war with the entire world.

This.

Seriously how do people not understand something so fundamental?

 

[DiipuSurotu]

I wonder what will happen when ISIS runs out of nations to declare war on.

Jesus and Muhammad will return to Earth and take ISIS to heaven or whatever. At least that's their plan.

 

[RustyNails]

Boko Haram.

And probably about half of the salafi jihadist terrorist groups in the world. Namely those who aren't devoted to Al-Qaeda.

You seriously believe that? Just wait till one of them differs on ISIS' legitimacy.

 

[TheStruggler]

cant wait until ISIS declares war on ISIS

 

[Azih]

cant wait until ISIS declares war on ISIS

Splinters in groups like this are always likely.

 

[triplestation]

Let them.. Uh

..

There are 19 secret highways in the USA

 

[Sir Abacus]

IS does not recognize the legitimacy of any state other than the caliphate so they may as well be at war with the entire world.

This.

Seriously how do people not understand something so fundamental?

Not recognizing the legitimacy of a state and being at war with a state are two fundamentally different concepts. If it were even remotely similar we'd all be tangled up in a ROC - PRC war for the last few decades.

 

[Kolx]

They have already committed some suicidal attacks on SA soil and killed 10s of people including an attack that killed 15 police men. isn't this announcement a bit late then? this is clearly just some PR stuff as a response nothing more.

 

[ZealousD]

You seriously believe that? Just wait till one of them differs on ISIS' legitimacy.

One of what, salafi jihadist groups? I already mentioned that Al Qaeda and their aligned groups differ with Daesh. Al Qaeda hasn't aligned itself with Daesh because it thinks they hav been moving too quickly, you gotta implement that Sharia law slowly to acclimate the populace. No, I am not making that up.

But for the Salafi Jihadists who want the institution of a caliphate right away? Tons of them already have pledged loyalty to Al-Bagdadhi. And why wouldn't they?

 

[TheRealTalker]

Saudi Arabia just trying to clean their image. Don't believe this bullshit.

exactly

all those Saudi soldiers and diplomats killed by ISIS are just a cover up

 

[BlackJace]

ISIS vs NeoGAF, who'd win?

 

[Moronwind]

Not recognizing the legitimacy of a state and being at war with a state are two fundamentally different concepts. If it were even remotely similar we'd all be tangled up in a ROC - PRC war for the last few decades.

One difference would be that there are no third parties in this conflict seeing as the whole world belongs to the Islamic State.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I wonder what will happen when ISIS runs out of nations to declare war on.

Then they will start inventing new ones.

They will declare war on Agrabah.

 

[Plum]

I look forward to tomorrow's thread

"ISIS Declares War Against ISIS"

cant wait until ISIS declares war on ISIS

"ISIS versus SISI"

From ISIS, two phantoms were born.

 

[Mr Waluigi]

I enjoy the idea that they'll accidentally destroy the Mecca

I mean, they are declaring war on the country that holds the holiest site of Islam

They really want everyone to hate them, huh

 

[billy beane]

"ISIS versus SISI"

From ISIS, two phantoms were born.

It's like when the nWo split up and became nWo Hollywood and nWo Wolfpac. The only question is which side is Sting gonna join?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

"ISIS versus SISI"

Reality beat you to it

 

[DiipuSurotu]

I enjoy the idea that they'll accidentally destroy the Mecca

Saudi Arabia is doing a good job of that already (well, not accidentally).

 

[M3d10n]

So they declare war on Saudi Arabia, but say they are going to kill the Shias there. Ok.

 

[Mr Waluigi]

Saudi Arabia is doing a good job of that already (well, not accidentally).

"Saudi Arabia and Islamic State team up to destroy each other and take Islam with them

US President Donald Trump unable to make other statements than gleeful but slighty gross noises"

 

[StickSoldier]

When does ISIS declare war on the nation and citizens of Imaginationland?

 

[Eighty Deuce]

More like Saudis cover their bases and tell ISIS to announce this so no one the wiser.

 

[Netherscourge]

ISIS vs ISIS is a possibility.

Once the head guy get's killed, they might actually split up to a Northern Iraq group and a Syrian group.

 

[The perfect Dark]

ISIS can't declare war on anyone. They're not a real state. Also, 2015 was a pretty shitty year for them. They seem desperate...

 

[billy beane]

Breaking news: ISIS has declared war on Jay Z and the nation of Roc Nation, under the belief that "Nas won".

 

[Verendus]

When are they going to declare war on Jay-Z?

 

[andythinkpad]

More like coordinating with Saudi troops to kill Shia populate over Xfire right about now.

 

[Yagharek]

Is it possible to declare civil war?

 

[Sir Abacus]

Is it possible to declare civil war?

No. Civil war isn't a binary thing. It's a continuum. First it's fomenting. Then potential. Then incipient. Then in progress.

 

[Marky Mark]

Breaking news: ISIS has declared war on Jay Z and the nation of Roc Nation, under the belief that "Nas won".

When are they going to declare war on Jay-Z?

This had to have been a coordinated attack.

 

[jstripes]

cant wait until ISIS declares war on ISIS

THIS JUST IN: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi spotted violently punching himself in the face.

 

[loaf of bread]

What exactly is the end game of groups like this? Like they can't actually believe they stand a chance to do anything do they?

 

[DiipuSurotu]

What exactly is the end game of groups like this? Like they can't actually believe they stand a chance to do anything do they?

ISIS literally wants to trigger the Apocalypse.

 

[Mr Waluigi]

What exactly is the end game of groups like this? Like they can't actually believe they stand a chance to do anything do they?

In their case, they're an apocalypse cult. Their plan is to trigger as much shit as they possibly can with the rest of the world basically (and nicely remove anyone who's not a real true Muslim like them, so in other words everyone else).

 

[mr stroke]

What exactly is the end game of groups like this? Like they can't actually believe they stand a chance to do anything do they?

WW3