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IT'S A FAP!: STAR WARS XXX 3D [OT]

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http://www.chud.com/53934/set-visit-star-wars-xxx-a-porn-parody-episode-1-the-pictures/
The article links to NSFW pics. The article itself is okay


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Star Wars XXX stars porn legends Lexington Steele as Darth Vader and Tom Byron as Obi-Wan Kenobi, with Seth Gamble as Luke Skywalker, Rocco Reed as Han Solo, Alex Knight as Chewbacca and Allie Haze as Princess Leia. Haze and Steele weren’t on set the day I visited, but I did get some face time with Braun, Byron, Gamble and Reed, which I’ll be doling out over the next few days. In those interviews, there’s the inevitable “who shot first” joke and lightsaber double entendre. All the gentlemen were very accommodating, as was my contact, a guy named Shylar. If you were to see him, Shylar is almost a dead ringer for a young Donald Sutherland, a fact which I noted to him. Forget a Star Wars set, I felt like I was there for the shooting of Kelly’s Heroes…

The first question you may have is: Was I on set during…well…you know. And the answer is no. And I’m not sure how I would have reacted had I been. Sure, I’ve perused the occasional blue movie. But for the most part, in the privacy of my own home. Not live and not with a bunch of strangers (not counting freshman year in the dorm of course). Plus, it might have been a bit difficult conducting interviews with a stiff one. So it probably all worked out for the best. As Braun explained to me, they do the sex scenes early in the day so that the rest of the day’s shooting can concentrate on the non-carnal stuff they need to get. But the scene that I was there for was the Cantina Scene. And as soon as I walked into the studio, it looked like I was on a certain Frank Darabont set, due to the air being thick with studio smoke. And as the pictures below will attest, there was the expected wide variety of alien and human characters afoot. I’ve got to say, for a production that knows exactly what it is and for what it’s going, the set and the atmosphere looked pretty damn good. If the rest of the movie is done with as much detail, Braun should definitely have another successful title on his hands.


Some of the SFW pics


Director Axel Bruan

Tom Byron, Seth Gamble, Rocco Reed
 

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well star wars fanboys this is what you've been waiting for.

Chewbacca's furry ass in 3D.
 

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Naked Snake said:
How is this even legal?

Edit: oh, it's a parody and not real porn? Or can you be both? :/

Yeah, it's both a parody and real porn, so it gets by legally.

These are the penises you're looking for.

I've always wondered why straight porn features such nothing guys. Is it so that the male audience doesn't feel bad?
 
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Naked Snake said:
How is this even legal?

Edit: oh, it's a parody and not real porn? Or can you be both? :/

It's both and yes you can. Honestly Sam Hain's X Files and Star Trek one are played the more questionable ones since they tend to lack humor and are just really really well done. So are Axel's but his tend to deal with comedic material.
 

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Yeah, it's both a parody and real porn, so it gets by legally.

These are the penises you're looking for.

I've always wondered why straight porn features such nothing guys. Is it so that the male audience doesn't feel bad?

oh god if they put the droids in here I'm going to eat my cards.
 
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How can I adhere to the 'don't fap' challenge when threads like these pop up >:|
 
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"This is Red 5, I'm going in."

"I find your lack of fellatio disturbing."

I'm going to watch this alone for the script.
 

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Sutton Dagger said:
"Luke, I am your father"

Incest porn?

well it says lexington steele (I assume a chick?) So it'll be "No, I am your mother"

and yes incest porn cause star wars fans love it!
 
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Luke will be dropping his load in the exhaust port, I suppose?

"But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point."

Also...

"What a piece of JUNK!"
 

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stars porn legends Lexington Steele as Darth Vader and Tom Byron as Obi-Wan Kenobi, with Seth Gamble as Luke Skywalker, Rocco Reed as Han Solo, Alex Knight as Chewbacca and Allie Haze as Princess Leia.
You know it's gonna be good when they mention tons of male stars
NOT

Guess it would be more interesting if they gender switched some of the main characters.
 
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Kinyou said:
You know it's gonna be good when they mention tons of male stars
NOT

Guess it would be more interesting if they gender switched some of the main characters.

Ghostbusters seems like it was the same case at first glance, but it looks like they did pretty good from the stills and full trailers I've seen.

G-Fex said:
well it says lexington steele (I assume a chick?) So it'll be "No, I am your mother"

and yes incest porn cause star wars fans love it!

Lexington Steele is this man
 

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Manos: The Hans of Fate said:
Lexington Steele is this man
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_m7vmdh2kaaY/S-qo42wv9gI/AAAAAAAAAKk/3vnaWcAs104/lexington-steele.jpg[img][/QUOTE]
One movie where his shameless overacting will be appropriate.
 

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One movie where his shameless overacting will be appropriate.

"Ohhh, yeah, oohhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhh, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 

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Manos: The Hans of Fate said:
I've never seen him in anything, is he really bad?
gdt5016 said:
"Ohhh, yeah, oohhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhh, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
^

Not an exaggeration. Sounds like Goku turning Super Saiyan.
 

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Lex Steele is fucking hilarious.

I seen one where this dude was literally skiing in the pussy. I had to stop cause I was laughing so much.
 

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gerg said:
Yeah, it's both a parody and real porn, so it gets by legally.

These are the penises you're looking for.

I've always wondered why straight porn features such nothing guys. Is it so that the male audience doesn't feel bad?

Because the majority male audience of straight porn don't watch it for the men involved. It's like the color of the sheets or the wallpaper, beyond the necessity of their being there, no one is giving them a second thought.
 
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