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ITT: Something I've been working on the past few weeks.

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fistfulofmetal

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CancerTeeth said:
I don't see the appeal of celebrities.

Especially her. I find her features to be totally unattractive.
Don't kill me.
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well it's not like it's a purely physical thing.
it's hard to explain and understand i guess.
 
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GhaleonEB

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fistfulofmetal said:
speaking at Standford, October 2nd, 2007 <3
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jkeeling

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Natalie Portman seems to inspire a sort of madness in some guys, I've seen it in a couple of my friends. Maybe it's a combination of youth and savvy.

She totally lost it after Beautiful Girls of course. ;)
 
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Fersis

It is illegal to Tag Fish in Tag Fishing Sanctuaries by law 38.36 of the GAF Wildlife Act
Natalie Portman is a cute girl and a great actress.

I once had like 200 Mb of .Gifs ,artworks and frame data captures of The King Of Fighters series. :D
 
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Fragamemnon

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natalie portman is amazing-brilliant, beautiful, and talented, but man when your folder for her is bigger than my baldur's gate 2 install folder, that's BAD NEWS BEARS.
 
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Rorschach

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Fragamemnon said:
natalie portman is amazing-brilliant, beautiful, and talented, but man when your folder for her is bigger than my baldur's gate 2 install folder, that's BAD NEWS BEARS.
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It's not bigger than mine yet :O

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LCfiner said:
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x200/lc_finer/sinkface.jpg
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:lol Perfect reaction.
 
neoism

neoism

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I would say its weird/creepy/sick, but I have a similar folder of Evangeline Lilly. Not anywhere near 2 gigs though damn, I think 300megs.

I love your threads though fist any thread of nat is awesome! She's very gorgeous.
I am weird enough for the funny face pics, and LOL at the xzibit meme
 
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Kipz

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One question and be honest please. Do you jack off over the pictures and videos or is it purely an idolisation that you have with her and non-sexual?
 
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fistfulofmetal

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Kipz said:
Do you jack off over the pictures and videos or is it purely an idolisation that you have with her and non-sexual?
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I am very attracted to her. I think she's the most beautiful on the planet. But I've never fapped to her. Not even once.


AluminumRod said:
I call bullshit, how does someone that obsessed not already have that snl clip on his hard drive?
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hey, i can be obsessed and lazy at the same time.
 
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Fersis

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fistfulofmetal said:
I am very attractive to her. I think she's the most beautiful on the planet. But I've never fapped to her. Not even once.
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Awesome, can i add you to my list of favourite gaffers ?
 
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fistfulofmetal

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a little update
because i'm sure Gaf is fascinated about my journey

i decided to add a Candid folder. it's not as exciting as everything else, but i figure if i'm gonna do this I need to go big or go home
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also finally finished 1999-2003 and started 1990-1999
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whole thing is coming around nicely
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AluminumRod

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CzarTim

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Ok, so you meet her one day, and you have the opportunity to have a conversation with her. How do you NOT come off creepy. I mean here's your chance at true happiness;. you can get her. But how would your obsession not weigh you down? It's a step away from marrying Sonic.

I will purposefully avoid NP if I ever get a chance to meet her. There's no chance I'd come out ahead, and quite frankly, I'd rather her not know I exist.
 
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fistfulofmetal

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czartim said:
Ok, so you meet her one day, and you have the opportunity to have a conversation with her. How do you NOT come off creepy. I mean here's your chance at true happiness;. you can get her. But how would your obsession not weigh you down? It's a step away from marrying Sonic.

I will purposefully avoid NP if I ever get a chance to meet her. There's no chance I'd come out ahead, and quite frankly, I'd rather her not know I exist.
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i'd like to think i'm pretty level headed enough to come off as just another fan.

but the truth is that i would probably just come up with some excuse and avoid ever meeting her as well.
then rationalize it later on for myself that is was better off this way
 
neoism

neoism

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fistfulofmetal said:
i'd like to think i'm pretty level headed enough to come off as just another fan.

but the truth is that i would probably just come up with some excuse and avoid ever meeting her as well.
then rationalize it later on for myself that is was better off this way
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So another hypothetical, if she offered sex you'd say...... I can't say I wouldn't be reaaally nervous, but to not even go say hi if given the chance, she'a just a extremely gorgeous, famous, extraordinarily rich actress, come on fist.
 
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CzarTim

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neoism said:
So another hypothetical, if she offered sex you'd say...... I can't say I wouldn't be reaaally nervous, but to not even go say hi if given the chance, she'a just a extremely gorgeous, famous, extraordinarily rich actress, come on fist.
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He'd say yes, get her nude, take a picture, and then go home to make an appropriate folder.
 
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fistfulofmetal

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neoism said:
So another hypothetical, if she offered sex you'd say...... I can't say I wouldn't be reaaally nervous, but to not even go say hi if given the chance, she'a just a extremely gorgeous, famous, extraordinarily rich actress, come on fist.
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it's unfair to ask anyone to try and think of what they'd do in such a fanciful situation.
 
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wtf you stalkermotherfucker!

thanks for drawing my attention to sinkface though.
 
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AdmiralA

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fistfulofmetal said:
it's unfair to ask anyone to try and think of what they'd do in such a fanciful situation.
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oh stfu we know you wackit to her 18 times a day and have all these fucking retarded imaginations about you saving her from rapists or zombies or whatever
 
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Tenks

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She isn't even the hottest girl on the planet. I mean, yeah I'd fucker her but you can really go out to any bar on almost any night and find some chick more attractive than her.

Good actress though, outside of Star Wars Ep2 which was an abomination all around.
 
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radioheadrule83

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Tenks said:
She isn't even the hottest girl on the planet. I mean, yeah I'd fucker her but you can really go out to any bar on almost any night and find some chick more attractive than her.

Good actress though, outside of Star Wars Ep2 which was an abomination all around.
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I can't go to bars and find women more attractive than her ever. Where do you live? I'll note it down for a future night out!

Part of NPs allure for me is that she's intelligent too. It was when I read her Ha'aretz article and Obama support that I got sprung
 
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fistfulofmetal

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hey guys.
someone requested i upload the entire thing, so i did.
i already shot a pm over to the person and i figured i might as well post them here.

it's split in to 10 parts, 250mbs each. gotta download all 10 parts to successfully extract the entire thing.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZXYZ2PJF
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8BCQ92W3
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=AHIK4QJX
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WWC9AIUR
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=AAOEMM47
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=10EQ1VFY
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XGV7LR56
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FGZDT2FQ
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=W2EIUYSG
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NX8KHJHX

i'm guessing not many will actually use it, but you never know. there's a lot of lurkers who browse gaf, one of them may decided to give it a go. i'll also put it in the OP.

also don't worry, this'll be the last time i bump this thread for any reason.
 
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