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ITT: We Insult the Poster Above Us

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^^ I can't confirm this, but I heard on the street that this dude has been busted trying to crash funerals just to hit on the priests. See, he was an alter boy and hasn't been fondled by anyone since he turned legal and left his own church. So he's missed the attention.

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By the way, I'd just like to say that the shit you guys have been posting in this thread is pretty pathetic. Hasn't anyone ever watched a roast? "I fucked your mom" isn't an insult regardless of whether it's true or not. It speaks about your character and actions more than about the person you're trying to insult. I suggest you guys get back on track and make up some creative stuff that actually addresses the individual above you and not the people they may or may not be related to.
 
AVclub said:
^^ I can't confirm this, but I heard on the street that this dude has been busted trying to crash funerals just to hit on the priests. See, he was an alter boy and hasn't been fondled by anyone since he turned legal and left his own church. So he's missed the attention.

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By the way, I'd just like to say that the shit you guys have been posting in this thread is pretty pathetic. Hasn't anyone ever watched a roast? "I fucked your mom" isn't an insult regardless of whether it's true or not. It speaks about your character and actions more than about the person you're trying to insult. I suggest you guys get back on track and make up some creative stuff that actually addresses the individual above you and not the people they may or may not be related to.
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That cartoon sucks ass. Movie is waaaay better. AV Club is a shitty name. Nothing more than a lame Onion wannabe. I got 13 PM's last week from other gaffers complaining about how horrible your posts are. No one responds to you because 75 % of Gaf has you on 'ignore'. We've started a campaign to get you permabanned. So far most of the mods are on board.
 
Whoompthereitis said:
That cartoon sucks ass. Movie is waaaay better. AV Club is a shitty name. Nothing more than a lame Onion wannabe. I got 13 PM's last week from other gaffers complaining about how horrible your posts are. No one responds to you because 75 % of Gaf has you on 'ignore'. We've started a campaign to get you permabanned. So far most of the mods are on board.
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i was going to insult but... agreed.
 
AVclub said:
^^ I can't confirm this, but I heard on the street that this dude has been busted trying to crash funerals just to hit on the priests. See, he was an alter boy and hasn't been fondled by anyone since he turned legal and left his own church. So he's missed the attention.

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By the way, I'd just like to say that the shit you guys have been posting in this thread is pretty pathetic. Hasn't anyone ever watched a roast? "I fucked your mom" isn't an insult regardless of whether it's true or not. It speaks about your character and actions more than about the person you're trying to insult. I suggest you guys get back on track and make up some creative stuff that actually addresses the individual above you and not the people they may or may not be related to.
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...I fucked your mom in the ass while she was watching Avatar.
 
ultim8p00 said:
What does your stupid avatar even mean? That scientist would clearly be uncomfortable sitting on a piece of machinery with spiked edges. It's stupid and you should change it. That is not science.
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Yeah? Well at least I can tell an amoeba when I see it, cockstain!
 
ultim8p00 said:
What does your stupid avatar even mean? That scientist would clearly be uncomfortable sitting on a piece of machinery with spiked edges. It's stupid and you should change it. That is not science.
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its not a machine dumbass.
 
Solstice said:
Yeah? Well at least I can tell an amoeba when I see it, cockstain!
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It's still stupid. The difference in order of magnitude between a scientist and an amoeba is just stagerring, and no smart scientist would want to ride an amoeba that size if there ever was one. Instead, they would study it. Your avatar is not science. Therefore, you are a liar and a terrible person and you will die alone when your wife divorces you.
 
I think this is the greatest thread ever created!

Oh, and fuck you all.

EDIT: That's where you're wrong, yousonofabitch! If a scientist could create a giant fucking amoeba, you bet your stupid ass they would fucking ride it!
 
ultim8p00 said:
It's still stupid. The difference in order of magnitude between a scientist and an amoeba is just stagerring, and no smart scientist would want to ride an amoeba that size if there ever was one. Instead, they would study it. Your avatar is not science. Therefore, you are a liar and a terrible person and you will die alone when your wife divorces you.
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Who says riding it is not part of said study? You sir do not know science.

GET OUT!
 
Equus Bellator Apex said:
Your Mom got banned, so it's going to take awhile.
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I guess you'll do
 
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