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ITT: We Insult the Poster Above Us

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Mik2121 said:
I came to insult some idiot here but seeing the users that have posted around, being who you guys are, I guess that's enough of an insult for you.

Fuck off.
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The only idiot being insulted is you.
 
Whoompthereitis said:
Did that sound clever when you wrote it? Try proofreading before you hit 'Submit Reply'. Sounds like you had a seizure when typing and created a jumble of letters that may or may not resemble something readable.
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Too bad your mom couldn't proofreader before her and your rapist of a father had a fit of seazure and gave birth to you.
 
Whoompthereitis said:
You say that, but you're anything but. You're hung like a boy, and you have the brain of a tween at best. Worst of all, you have a Lost avatar. Who watches Lost? Buncha writers jerkin' off and making shit up as they go along. If I wanted to see a bunch of men jerk off I'd call up your mom and ask if I could pop by for her Tuesday night 'Bukkakathon'.
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hey little dick, i will push your shit in biotch
 
Bit-Bit said:
Too bad your mom couldn't proofreader before her and your rapist of a father had a fit of seazure and gave birth to you.
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Again, you're close....have you heard of conjugation and punctuation? I mean, I understand the basic premise of your post, but it's like you're purposefully obscuring it with layers of poor syntax, to make it seem like some sort of riddle.

Either that, or you're 11 years old. Judging by your avatar, I'm gonna go with the latter.
 
Whoompthereitis said:
Again, you're close....have you heard of conjugation and punctuation? I mean, I understand the basic premise of your post, but it's like your purposefully obscuring it with layers of poor syntax, to make it seem like some sort of riddle.

Either that, or you're 11 years old. Judging by your avatar, I'm gonna go with the latter.
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Fuckin grammar Nazis.
 
Whoompthereitis said:
Again, you're close....have you heard of conjugation and punctuation? I mean, I understand the basic premise of your post, but it's like your purposefully obscuring it with layers of poor syntax, to make it seem like some sort of riddle.

Either that, or you're 11 years old. Judging by your avatar, I'm gonna go with the latter.
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man, black and white photos are so 60's, grow the fuck up

bit-bit said:
Fuckin grammar Nazis.
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fucking weeaboo gamers
 
Whoompthereitis said:
Why don't you stick your face in my pink pulsating asshole and prepare for me to unleash the Smoke Monster?
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Who's been blowing smoke up your ass?








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ahh.. I see.
 
Dresden said:
man, black and white photos are so 60's, grow the fuck up



fucking weeaboo gamers
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You calling me a weeaboo? You're the dude with the fuckin' anime avatar. Go switch back to the water balloon so I can see it one more time, then find a way to get yourself permabanned so I don't have to think about you ever again. Think about it- you'll have so much more time to freeze-frame the tentacles!
 
Whoompthereitis said:
You calling me a weeaboo? You're the dude with the fuckin' anime avatar. Go switch back to the water balloon so I can see it one more time, then find a way to get yourself permabanned so I don't have to think about you ever again. Think about it- you'll have so much more time to freeze-frame the tentacles!
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son your avatar don't even move, what kind of a fucking avatar is that? no soul in avatars that don't move
 
Whoompthereitis said:
You calling me a weeaboo? You're the dude with the fuckin' anime avatar. Go switch back to the water balloon so I can see it one more time, then find a way to get yourself permabanned so I don't have to think about you ever again. Think about it- you'll have so much more time to freeze-frame the tentacles!
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Fuck You





You're on a roll. Keep it up!
 
Dresden said:
son your avatar don't even move, what kind of a fucking avatar is that? no soul in avatars that don't move
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If I were you I'd be less worried about the lack of movement in my avatar and more worried about the fact that yours has some androgynous mech-pilot picking his or her nose.
 
Nameless said:
Why don't you just ask him to let you give him a handjob? He'd probably let you.

assholes.
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I'd love to let y'all give me a handy. Problem is, my cock is stuck all up in your mom. We were fucking in the hot tub and got 'stuck', like a couple of dogs. As loose as she can be, her sphincter can be surprisingly tight once the muscle relaxants wear off. First guy that can pull me out of her gets to both jerk me off and become the rightful King of England!
 
Bit-Bit said:
You should just change your name to dickless.
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Shouldn't you be somewhere watching Japanese foot-porn, hugging your plush Sailor-Jupiter pillow? You're not Asian, man. Be yourself.
 
Equus Bellator Apex said:
I wouldn't expect a simpleton like you to appreciate the subtly of that sarcastic remark.
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GTFO. You never heard of Janelle Monae until the BET Awards. Monique Show watching ass fucker.
 
DrForester said:
You are an incredibly sensitive man, who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you.
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I was thinking about finally checking out MST3K after hearing so many good things. Then I found out that your avatar was from the show and I decided to not only never watch it, but to devote the rest of my life to tracking down all existing DVD copies and burning them. That's how much you repulse me.
 
Whoompthereitis said:
Oh, so you're gonna pull out the race card now? Typical.
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My people didn't suffer through 400 years of slavery so that I would have to take crap from you. Obama is the President now, you need to respect my authority.
 
Bit-Bit said:
My people didn't suffer through 400 years of slavery so that I would have to take crap from you. Obama is the President now, you need to respect my authority.
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Sure thing, my little Twilight Princess.
 
Bit-Bit said:
He's just mad I dunked on his delegates.
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Is that what you call it nowadays? Sounds like we have our own little Asian Lewinsky in the making. Next time you 'dunk on his delegates' be sure to save the dress in case the media doesn't believe you when the shit hits the fan.
 
Whoompthereitis said:
Is that what you call it nowadays? Sounds like we have our own little Asian Lewinsky in the making. Next time you 'dunk on his delegates' be sure to save the dress in case the media doesn't believe you when the shit hits the fan.
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Funk's Dead Man, Funk's Fucking Dead!
 
Whoompthereitis said:
Is that what you call it nowadays? Sounds like we have our own little Asian Lewinsky in the making. Next time you 'dunk on his delegates' be sure to save the dress in case the media doesn't believe you when the shit hits the fan.
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Then maybe I can start my own anime company and have fantastic episodes about you slurping on my wife's afterbirth.
 
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