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James Cameron has found Jesus' coffin...seriously

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Monk said:
So just because someone claims scientific research it should not be greeted with scepticism?
No, that's not even remotely close to what I'm saying. Frankly that's such a dumb interpretation that I ignored the rest of your post, sorry.
 
catfish said:
worst post I've ever read on GAF.

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Not even close. Yeah, it was a troll, but Christians who don't believe in a literal resurrection are not at all uncommon.

As for Cameron's little project here, I'm all for something that would free humanity from the shackles of religion, but this is laughably ridiculous. I'm trying to stay objective about it, but it's hard to take this seriously from the guy who made Aliens Of The Deep.
 
Shogmaster said:
Religious = delusional
Atheists = closed minded h8rz
Agnostic = wishy washy pussies

We all lose.

Indeed. I don't understand how some are so quick to - and in fact want to - believe that the cycle of life and death is as cruel and unrelenting as it seems. The "fact" that we are constantly living at a rate one day closer to eternal nothingness isn't the most charming aspect of life. Otherwise, I've always kept an open mind to religion and to be honest, there have been times in my life where I've experienced things which have left me thinking that a spiritual plane of existence could really exist (I can see the "HUR HUR DRUGS?" replies now :rolleyes: ) in the greater scheme of things.
 
Tim the Wiz said:
Indeed. I don't understand how some are so quick to - and in fact want to - believe that the cycle of life and death is as cruel and unrelenting as it seems. The "fact" that we are constantly living at a rate one day closer to eternal nothingness isn't the most charming aspect of life. Otherwise, I've always kept an open mind to religion and to be honest, there have been times in my life where I've experienced things which have left me thinking that a spiritual plane of existence could really exist (I can see the "HUR HUR DRUGS?" replies now :rolleyes: ) in the greater scheme of things.


My problem with this reasoning is that is is too self-centered. Who says we're so important? Who says the universe owes us a nice, tidy, feel-good explaination? Who says it ows us an explaination period? Just because the concept of "finality" may seem cruel doesn't mean it isn't or can't be true.
 
none of this shit matters...if we could scientifically prove jesus never existed or jesus had kids, the believers still would never buy into it. Hell if aliens came down from space and told us they created earth and all of its inhabitants, I'm positive 90% of faith based people would still deny it.
 
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/02/26/jesus.sburial.ap/index.html

Archaeologists, scholars dispute Jesus documentary
POSTED: 11:25 a.m. EST, February 26, 2007

JERUSALEM (AP) -- Archaeologists and clergymen in the Holy Land derided claims in a new documentary produced by the Oscar-winning director James Cameron that contradict major Christian tenets.

"The Lost Tomb of Christ," which the Discovery Channel will run on March 4, argues that 10 ancient ossuaries -- small caskets used to store bones -- discovered in a suburb of Jerusalem in 1980 may have contained the bones of Jesus and his family, according to a press release issued by the Discovery Channel.

One of the caskets even bears the title, "Judah, son of Jesus," hinting that Jesus may have had a son. And the very fact that Jesus had an ossuary would contradict the Christian belief that he was resurrected and ascended to heaven.

Most Christians believe Jesus' body spent three days at the site of the Church of the Holy Sepulcher in Jerusalem's Old City. The burial site identified in Cameron's documentary is in a southern Jerusalem neighborhood nowhere near the church.

In 1996, when the BBC aired a short documentary on the same subject, archaeologists challenged the claims. Amos Kloner, the first archaeologist to examine the site, said the idea fails to hold up by archaeological standards but makes for profitable television.

"They just want to get money for it," Kloner said.


The claims have raised the ire of Christian leaders in the Holy Land.

"The historical, religious and archaeological evidence show that the place where Christ was buried is the Church of the Resurrection," said Attallah Hana, a Greek Orthodox clergyman in Jerusalem. The documentary, he said, "contradicts the religious principles and the historic and spiritual principles that we hold tightly to."

Stephen Pfann, a biblical scholar at the University of the Holy Land in Jerusalem who was interviewed in the documentary, said the film's hypothesis holds little weight.

"I don't think that Christians are going to buy into this," Pfann said. "But skeptics, in general, would like to see something that pokes holes into the story that so many people hold dear."

"How possible is it?" Pfann said. "On a scale of one through 10 -- 10 being completely possible -- it's probably a one, maybe a one and a half."

Pfann is even unsure that the name "Jesus" on the caskets was read correctly. He thinks it's more likely the name "Hanun."


Kloner also said the filmmakers' assertions are false.

"It was an ordinary middle-class Jerusalem burial cave," Kloner said. "The names on the caskets are the most common names found among Jews at the time."

Archaeologists also balk at the filmmaker's claim that the James Ossuary -- the center of a famous antiquities fraud in Israel -- might have originated from the same cave. In 2005, Israel charged five suspects with forgery in connection with the infamous bone box.

"I don't think the James Ossuary came from the same cave," said Dan Bahat, an archaeologist at Bar-Ilan University. "If it were found there, the man who made the forgery would have taken something better. He would have taken Jesus."

Although the documentary makers claim to have found the tomb of Jesus, the British Broadcasting Corporation beat them to the punch by 11 years.

Osnat Goaz, a spokeswoman for the Israeli government agency responsible for archaeology, declined to comment before the documentary was aired.
 
Yeah I'm sure the Romans and and the Jewish authority of the time would have passed on such a great opportunity to discredit Jesus. :lol "No! - wait, we'll leave the tomb here and let James Cameron discover it some day!"
 
Boogie said:
Dr. Ben Witherington has posted a response to this story on his blog:

http://benwitherington.blogspot.com/

There's so many holes in that response that it's hilarious

1) He got numbers from his "friend", with no sourcing
4) He's using the Bible as an "historical source" :lol and makes no mention of any other sources.
5) He claims the "James, brother of Jesus" grave is real :lol
 
Hitokage said:
Have you grown up under a rock or something?


That's an ironic question to ask. Maybe she grew up under the rock that wasn't actually rolled away! In which case she'd know.

With that out of the way, the significance of the question of the resurrection to Christianity cannot be stressed enough. Even Paul admits that if Christ isn't raised from the dead then the whole of Christianity is useless to salvation (1 Cor. 15:17). So Cameron's claim, while it may or may not turn out to be accurate or even useful (I'm guessing it's a pretty weak argument since he's the one making it instead of, I don't know, a scholar), is still very important.
 
thefro said:
There's so many holes in that response that it's hilarious

1) He got numbers from his "friend", with no sourcing
4) He's using the Bible as an "historical source" :lol and makes no mention of any other sources.
5) He claims the "James, brother of Jesus" grave is real :lol

Yeah, data from a "friend" who has a Phd from Cambridge and is Professor of New Testament Studies could never be correct! :lol Your logic is mind-blowing. Accordingly, if I posted iPod sales figures on my blog and the source was my friend Steve Jobs, it must be flabby and in need of sourcing.
 
thefro said:
There's so many holes in that response that it's hilarious

1) He got numbers from his "friend", with no sourcing
4) He's using the Bible as an "historical source" :lol and makes no mention of any other sources.
5) He claims the "James, brother of Jesus" grave is real :lol

Yeah, pretty much. The only point that might be a good objection is this:

Ben Witherington said:
mitacondrial DNA does not reveal genetic coding or XY chromosome make up anyway. They would need nuclear DNA for that in any case.


I think he's right about mitochondrial DNA not revealing the genetic coding, I don't know if he's right that Cameron etc don't have access to nuclear DNA. Still, you have to wonder, what kind of "doctor" would misspell mitochrondrial?
 
I couldn't get past Dr. Ben's Titanic misinformation:

On April 15th 1912 the supposedly leak proof Titanic rammed into an iceberg and sank—sank like a giant stone. Sank quickly, with great loss of life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMS_Titanic

she struck an iceberg at 11:40 p.m. (ship's time) on Sunday evening April 14, 1912, and sank two hours and forty minutes later, while breaking into two pieces at the aft expansion joint, 2:20 a.m. Monday morning April 15.
 
I think the defensiveness shown by Christians in this thread speaks for itself. It says nothing about the veracity of Cameron's claim, of course, but it says a lot about how conscious they are that their belief is completely and utterly unsupported by evidence of any kind.

To show the difference, how do you think we atheists would have reacted if Cameron was making a documentary that claimed to provide solid historical evidence for Jesus and his various miracles? Most of us would be skeptical, but interested. Most importantly, I doubt there's any of us who would see this as a threat to our atheism, simply because the idea that the Judeo-Christian God exists is too implausible and, well, laughable, to even be considered without truly extraordinary evidence.

And yet here we have Christians foaming at the mouth and attacking every poster that even considers the (small) possibility that this might be true. Why would they be so aggressive if they were really confident that Jesus is the son of God?
 
PhlegmMaster said:
To show the difference, how do you think we atheists would have reacted if Cameron was making a documentary that claimed to provide solid historical evidence for Jesus and his various miracles? Most of us would be skeptical, but interested.

Oh, I don't believe that for a second.

And yet here we have Christians foaming at the mouth and attacking every poster that even considers the (small) possibility that this might be true. Why would they be so aggressive if they were really confident that Jesus is the son of God?

I'm not attacking anyone and I'm not foaming at the mouth.
 
Ok, so another form of logic comes forth: Christians are defensive about it, therefore it's most likely true.
 
PhlegmMaster said:
I think the defensiveness shown by Christians in this thread speaks for itself.
Only looking at the first page...
demon said:
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I'M THE KING OF THE WORRRRLD! WOOOOOOOHAAA!
Teh Hamburglar said:
It would be cool if you opened up jesus's coffin and he was a vampire and started to kill the crew and Geraldo Rivera who was covering the event for CBS.
CabbageRed said:
It would be nice to see Christianity taken down a peg or two in the US. I'm by no means being hostile towards actual faith, I'd just be happy to see a few more question marks thrown around to help slow the recuitment of new fundies.
Scullibundo said:
I think Cameron is right in his bid to make sure only one saviour has the initials JC.
Scullibundo said:
He should plant an AVATAR promo teaser in Jesus' hands.
SleazyC said:
What if....

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CowGirl said:
People still believe jesus was resurrected? :lol
With the thread starting off so open and non-hostile...
 
PhlegmMaster said:
I think the defensiveness shown by Christians in this thread speaks for itself. It says nothing about the veracity of Cameron's claim, of course, but it says a lot about how conscious they are that their belief is completely and utterly unsupported by evidence of any kind.

Wow...in terms of "sides", the only people really catching feelings in this thread, aren't the "christian" ones. :lol


To show the difference, how do you think we atheists would have reacted if Cameron was making a documentary that claimed to provide solid historical evidence for Jesus and his various miracles? Most of us would be skeptical, but interested. Most importantly, I doubt there's any of us who would see this as a threat to our atheism, simply because the idea that the Judeo-Christian God exists is too implausible and, well, laughable, to even be considered without truly extraordinary evidence.

Wait...:lol Hold on a sec, are you really insinuating that the reaction would be any different than the christian's reactions?

:lol

Most people wouldn't give a shit, unless their was REAL evidence. Common sense and small bit of rationality would already have them dismiss this "documentary", simply because of the stupidity in the findings.

And who said this documentary was a threat to Christian beliefs? That is what you are implying right? That christians saw this thread and thought the world was going to collapse, and went in defense mode?

And yet here we have Christians foaming at the mouth and attacking every poster that even considers the (small) possibility that this might be true. Why would they be so aggressive if they were really confident that Jesus is the son of God?

Most of the people claiming that this is fake as shit, brought some type of evidence(its really common sense). Please get the **** off of your high horse. Read the thread, a lot of the so called defensive remarks, were justified because of stupid shit like "superman and Goku". And before you even go there, I'm agnostic. Call me wishy washy or whatever, but, I LOL everytime I see an atheist attacking a christian, like they are better than them, and vice versa.

I'm doing it now.

:lol
 
Gattsu, I'm pretty sure that at least some of the posters you've quoted are atheists.



Oldschoolgamer said:
Wait...:lol Hold on a sec, are you really insinuating that the reaction would be any different than the christian's reactions?

Most people wouldn't give a shit, unless their was REAL evidence. Common sense and small bit of rationality would already have them dismiss this "documentary", simply because of the stupidity in the findings.

And who said this documentary was a threat to Christian beliefs? That is what you are implying right? That christians saw this thread and thought the world was going to collapse, and went in defense mode?

Yup. Almost all religious believers hide a core of insecurity about their beliefs. Consequently, one of the common behaviors is to react defensively to even the tiniest "threat" to their beliefs.




And before you even go there, I'm agnostic. Call me wishy washy or whatever, but, I LOL everytime I see an atheist attacking a christian, like they are better than them, and vice versa.

Agnostics aren't wishy-washy, it's just that they've been indoctrinated into giving religious claims more respect than they deserve.
 
briefcasemanx said:
WHOA that made my head get explosioned. I don't really know what's going on in this thread after this post.

We've slipped the surly bonds of something something...
 
Wow, its amazing how GAF can be super anal/protective about the feelings of one group of people and then totally distasteful to another.

And people call Christians hypocrites...
 
SonnyBoy said:
Wow, its amazing how GAF can be super anal/protective about the feelings of one group of people and then totally distasteful to another.

And people call Christians hypocrites...


Oh, I assure you I'm just as disrespectful of Islam as I am of Christianity. :lol
 
PhlegmMaster said:
I think the defensiveness shown by Christians in this thread speaks for itself. It says nothing about the veracity of Cameron's claim, of course, but it says a lot about how conscious they are that their belief is completely and utterly unsupported by evidence of any kind.

That or how uncertain they are about the truth of their beliefs. Most Christians aren't schooled in apologetics, and many actually believe that faith must be blind in order to be faith. These don't question what they are told, and as a result are very uncertain about what they believe. This does not mean, however, that the whole religion is "completely and utterly unsupported by evidence of any kind," which is simply false. They may not support it intellectually with evidence, but the evidence is there for anyone who is looking.

PhlegmMaster said:
Most importantly, I doubt there's any of us who would see this as a threat to our atheism, simply because the idea that the Judeo-Christian God exists is too implausible and, well, laughable, to even be considered without truly extraordinary evidence.

Now, here's a good point to consider. If a person believes that something is true, then why would another's claim at disproving that belief be taken as a serious threat to the belief? Of course, the thoughtful believer must be interested in any evidence which runs contrary to what he accepted as true, but his initial position would not be one of defensiveness; rather, it would be one of curiosity. Is this new evidence that he has not considered? Is it the removal of old evidence that he had based his beliefs on?

PhlegmMaster said:
And yet here we have Christians foaming at the mouth and attacking every poster that even considers the (small) possibility that this might be true. Why would they be so aggressive if they were really confident that Jesus is the son of God?

On the other hand, when you tell a person that the foundational beliefs upon which he has lived his life are completely false, you can't honestly expect him to take to the news very well.

In the end, though, this discussion is a bit premature, since neither the presentation nor the documentary have been aired yet. All that can be done is speculate in abstract hypotheticals. Once the information is out will be a much better time to seriously discuss the merits or shortcomings of Cameron's claim.
 
SonnyBoy said:
Wow, its amazing how GAF can be super anal/protective about the feelings of one group of people and then totally distasteful to another.

And people call Christians hypocrites...


This is GAF where even if we applied scientific scrutiny to this, we would reject such evidence in favor of our personal beliefs because - hey, its religion AMIRITE?
 
Maybe...just maybe, one of Jesus followers took the body to make people "believe" in a miracle? Im serious, you never know what would have happened.

And even if they find bones, tissues, whatever, how are they going to prove it belongs to jesus?
 
Teh Pedobear said:
Maybe...just maybe, one of Jesus followers took the body to make people "believe" in a miracle? Im serious, you never know what would have happened.

And even if they find bones, tissues, whatever, how are they going to prove it belongs to jesus?
DNA... if the body was of a pasty white guy with straight hair, chances are it's Jesus
 
It's always funny when the anti-religious people are furiously wanting to believe something that has no scientific support:



Amos Kloner, the first archaeologist to examine the site, said the idea fails to hold up by archaeological standards but makes for profitable television.

"They just want to get money for it," Kloner said.

...

Pfann is even unsure that the name "Jesus" on the caskets was read correctly. He thinks it's more likely the name "Hanun."

Kloner also said the filmmakers' assertions are false.

"It was an ordinary middle-class Jerusalem burial cave," Kloner said. "The names on the caskets are the most common names found among Jews at the time."

...

Most Christians believe Jesus' body spent three days at the site of the Church of the Holy Sepulcher in Jerusalem's Old City. The burial site identified in Cameron's documentary is in a southern Jerusalem neighborhood nowhere near the church.



SOURCE: http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/02/26/jesus.sburial.ap/index.html
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Cameron could have made his "discovery" in Australia and the anti-religion zealots would be high-fiving. :lol

Seriously. Titanic.
 
Of course, they can't prove it belongs to the Jesus. Just 'a Jesus' of the time. It's a claim based on probabilities (or improbabilities), not provable certainty.

In that sense, believing this to be true itself takes a little faith :p

Have they said if they've managed to identify the ages of the people when they died, or is that possible?
 
Teh Pedobear said:
how are they going to prove it belongs to jesus?

THIS is what people were defensive about. How is Cameron going to do this, unless he invented a time machine*?




*I admit this is a viable possibility for the guy who directed Terminator 2, and True Lies.
 
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