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[AnathemicOne]

Does anyone else experience this annoyance? Sitting in the middle of class and suddenly random boner time to which is full-on presses onto the damn zipper which can be painful if raised up in the wrong position which can pretty much be all the time and what's more is the jeans don't give a fuck and just constricts the penis in whatever way giving no fuck for comfort.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Think electronics

 

[LongDongJunon]

 

[agrajag]

Does anyone else experience this annoyance? Sitting in the middle of class and suddenly random boner time to which is full-on presses onto the damn zipper which can be painful if raised up in the wrong position which can pretty much be all the time and what's more is the jeans don't give a fuck and just constricts the penis in whatever way giving no fuck for comfort.

When you put on your underwear tuck your penis up so it's touching against your stomach. Problem solved.

 

[Freaky Fred]

Think electronics

could make matters worse for some people.

OP are you wearing underwear? what kind?

 

[Wag]

Jeans and Boners was my favorite Sat morning cartoon show when I was a kid.

 

[WhoaIsThatMars]

Adjust yourself. Who cares if someone gives you a weird look?

 

[Spider from Mars]

Tummy tuck dawg

 

[wenis]

Think of all the other boners in the classroom and how erect they must be under the table as well.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Man, get some control over your bodily functions.

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

Thread title makes my dick hurt.

 

[Clydefrog]

damn, you must really like that class!

 

[Futureman]

In 8th grade yes.

Not at 29.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Man, get some control over your bodily functions.

You never went through the random phase during puberty?

I'm assuming the OP's going through puberty and not an adult

 

[Vermillion]

Does anyone else experience this annoyance? Sitting in the middle of class and suddenly random boner time to which is full-on presses onto the damn zipper which can be painful if raised up in the wrong position which can pretty much be all the time and what's more is the jeans don't give a fuck and just constricts the penis in whatever way giving no fuck for comfort.

Not on the zipper, but I generally know the feel.

 

[Zekes!]

button fly jeans

 

[TheKaeptain]

It Grows let the outline show.

 

[FallingEdge]

I still enjoy getting random boners.

Keeps the heart young.

 

[chicagocubsfan]

Does anyone else experience this annoyance? Sitting in the middle of class and suddenly random boner time to which is full-on presses onto the damn zipper which can be painful if raised up in the wrong position which can pretty much be all the time and what's more is the jeans don't give a fuck and just constricts the penis in whatever way giving no fuck for comfort.

Actually has happened to me before. Not very comfortable at all.

 

[kirblar]

Does anyone else experience this annoyance? Sitting in the middle of class and suddenly random boner time to which is full-on presses onto the damn zipper which can be painful if raised up in the wrong position which can pretty much be all the time and what's more is the jeans don't give a fuck and just constricts the penis in whatever way giving no fuck for comfort.

Yet another reason not to wear skinny jeans (as a dude.)

 

[AnathemicOne]

could make matters worse for some people.

OP are you wearing underwear? what kind?

Wearing boxers.

In 8th grade yes.

Not at 29.

College sucks.

 

[Freaky Fred]

Wearing boxers.

Switch to boxer briefs, they hold things in place a lot better and provide padding against the zipper AKA pubic enemy #1

 

[Christberg]

Switch to boxers and learn the elasti-tuck maneuver.

 

[Protag]

damn, you must really like that class!

Lmfao!

 

[TheSadRanger]

OP maybe you should just go the gym more to work out all that pent up energy.

 

[terrisus]

Man, get some control over your bodily functions.

This

You never went through the random phase during puberty?

No.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Anybody here ever jerked off in a public bathroom?

 

[SteveWinwood]

This



No.

Then you are abnormal.

Most males will have random spontaneous erections while going through puberty.

That's where all those, I needed to give a talk in my English class but when I was about to stand up... stories come from.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Then you are abnormal.

Most males will have random spontaneous erections while going through puberty.

Yep. Part of "growing up"

snicker

 

[Blair]

Get a guy friend to give you a hand under the desk, if he is a true friend he will help you get a comfortable release! That's what we did back in my school.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

In 8th grade yes.

Not at 29.

Spoiler

;'(

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

No.

dude, you missed out big time!

OT: but yeah, as already said: Boxer briefs + tuck it up

 

[TheSadRanger]

Then you are abnormal.

Most males will have random spontaneous erections while going through puberty.

That's where all those, I needed to give a talk in my English class but when I was about to stand up... stories come from.

This happened to me in middle school, one time I got sent to the principal's office while I still had a boner. It was pretty embarrassing

 

[terrisus]

Then you are abnormal.

Most males will have random spontaneous erections while going through puberty.

That's where all those, I needed to give a talk in my English class but when I was about to stand up... stories come from.

Never claimed to be normal.
There are a whole variety of reasons why I'm not normal.

If you didn't pop random boners on the bus you're lying or you're lying.

Well, I walked to and from high school. Same for elementary.
I did take a bus for a couple of years in middle school, but, nope, no "random erections"

 

[Damaniel]

I must be old. I haven't had a boner in public since I was maybe, I don't know, 13?

 

[Alcotholic]

I think I stopped getting random boners about 2 years ago. That or I just don't notice that their random.

 

[Broder Salsa]

You can just pop them up under your belt and it will feel good too. without risk of ej a cu lations.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Never claimed to be normal.
There are a whole variety of reasons why I'm not normal.



Well, I walked to and from high school. Same for elementary.
I did take a bus for a couple of years in middle school, but, nope, no "random erections"

how about sitting in class, having to put a book on it?

 

[Oriel]

I was thinking this thread was about jeans that made you look like you had a boner, like in that one episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I hate it when I wear jeans and the crotch part of them sticks out like you've got a horn or something.

 

[terrisus]

how about sitting in class, having to put a book on it?

Nope, not that I recall.

 

[Broder Salsa]

how about sitting in class, having to put a book on it?

Just need a teacher who is comfortable and relaxed

i bet no one hides them in his classes

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Nope, not that I recall.

how about just getting an erection, ever?

Just need a teacher who is comfortable and relaxed

i bet no one hides them in his classes

oh yeah, this thread's real comfortable now

 

[Blair]

Hey everyone look, terrisus hasn't got a boner! You can forget about chilling with us in the arcade after school, ya bonerless freak!

 

[terrisus]

how about just getting an erection, ever?

Well, I'm married now, so, I would certainly hope so.

Hey everyone look, terrisus hasn't got a boner! You can forget about chilling with us in the arcade after school, ya bonerless freak!

Not sure what you're doing at the arcade if one of the requirements is that everyone has erections, but, I think I'm kind of glad I'm not going.

 

[John Kowalski]

Sleepy boners are the worst. Just yesterday i was almost sleepwalking on work and suddenly a random sleepy boner decided to spring about.

 

[brianjones]

 

[Broder Salsa]

Sleepy boners are the worst. Just yesterday i was almost sleepwalking on work and suddenly a random sleepy boner decided to spring about.

That is weirdly enough the only random ones I get these days too, if I'm really sleepy.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Sleepy boners are the worst. Just yesterday i was almost sleepwalking on work and suddenly a random sleepy boner decided to spring about.

Oh man I love those.

 

[Nekofrog]

How old are you OP?

 

[Crayons]

I pop random boners all the time but it's fine since no one can see it anyway.

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