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Jennifer Love Hewitt's Boobs Worth $5 Million?

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Why the long case?
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Jennifer Love Hewitt knows what her best assets are and she is willing to protect them.

The 34-year-old actress admitted to USA Today that she would consider getting her breasts insured for somewhere around the $5 million range.

"I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I'd be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?'" Hewitt, who wears a 36C cup size, joked about her boobs, according to Us Weekly.

Pointing to her chest she added, "These things right here are worth $5 million!"

Hewitt has previously admitted that her breasts are her favorite body part. "It's horrible to say, but I like my boobs," she told Maxim magazine last year. "They've always served me well. They're good."
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bjb

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I'm sure the value increased exponentially when Jamie Kennedy rubbed his peach fuzz all over them.

Fuck her, though. She's a man-whoring skank.
 
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Deified Data

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How does this work exactly? If they get torn off by a baboon...they're insured, so it's okay? How does insuring one's breasts protect them in any meaningful way? It's not like property that can be replaced.
 
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hym

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"It's horrible to say, but I like my boobs,"

Fine if that's horrible to say, I don't like your boobs.
 
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-Pyromaniac-

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J LOVE! you all had a crush on her the moment you saw I know what you did last summer. Don't even front. Probably earlier if you're a true G.
 
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speculawyer

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Technically . . . they are probably worth much more than that.

Imagine if they disappeared. How would her earnings potential change? Significantly I'd say.
 
DJ_Lae

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Deified Data said:
How does this work exactly? If they get torn off by a baboon...they're insured, so it's okay? How does insuring one's breasts protect them in any meaningful way? It's not like property that can be replaced.
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As compensation for lost income - assuming that if her tits sag, or she loses one, or whatever, the insurance money would make up for her not getting as many acting jobs.
 
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Deified Data said:
How does this work exactly? If they get torn off by a baboon...they're insured, so it's okay? How does insuring one's breasts protect them in any meaningful way? It's not like property that can be replaced.
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She gets money because those assets are no longer the same. I have accident insurance if I lose a toe I then get 10 grand for example.
 
IISANDERII

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Watched the entire first season of The Client List in full HD just to watch her. The show sucks but she's very hot.
 
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Acorn said:
She gets money because those assets are no longer the same. I have accident insurance if I lose a toe I then get 10 grand for example.
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Ah, I see. So it's like fallback money in case you can no longer make money with that particular asset? Makes sense in most cases but not really if you're already a millionaire. You could just be Jennifer Love the Boobless Wonder and coast by on your Ghost Whisperer earnings.
 
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