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[tedtropy]

As everyone probably already knows, she's going to be in the upcoming Dukes of Hazard movie. As everyone probably already knows, it'll likely be the worst film since, well, Alexander. Still, as this picture leads me to believe, I'll likely be suckered into seeing this one way or the other...

 

[cubanb]

 

[Triumph]

Oh my.

If I hadn't just masturbated furiously, I would masturbate furiously.

Oh wait!

 

[UtadaBarkley]

I'm gonna use that for a flash movie im making... :lol

 

[Boogie9IGN]

 

[Duck of Death]

Why isn't this film set in the 70s!? WHY!!?!?!?

Too bad I'll still see it for the sweet sweet booty.

 

[Phoenix]

Why isn't this film set in the 70s!? WHY!!?!?!?

Too bad I'll still see it for the sweet sweet booty.

There is going to be booty in this film? Who's bringing it?

 

[Duck of Death]

There is going to be booty in this film? Who's bringing it?

This guy:

 

[duderon]

"Chicken of the Sea is TUNA?"

 

[tedtropy]

Shhhh...if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of two synapses occasionally firing, representing the onset of a need to urinate.

 

[fallout]

This guy:

Arr ... pirates.

 

[The Faceless Master]

As everyone probably already knows, she's going to be in the upcoming Dukes of Hazard movie. As everyone probably already knows, it'll likely be the worst film since, well, Alexander. Still, as this picture leads me to believe, I'll likely be suckered into seeing this one way or the other...

somebody call the special effects wizards, we need some cgi on that 'booty' :lol

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

 

[Dan]

Well, Jay Chandrasekhar is directing and the entirety of Broken Lizard helped write it... you can decide whether that adds any potential to this project. As of now, I'm betting on it being a guilty pleasure and some decent, stupid fun.

 

[Doth Togo]

Putting those lips over my dick would look good right about now.

 

[Mr Gump]

She is unbelievable.

I love her.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Noassatall.

But she got some knockers on her...

 

[Docpan]

..........
O_O

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

Well, Jay Chandrasekhar is directing and the entirety of Broken Lizard helped write it... you can decide whether that adds any potential to this project. As of now, I'm betting on it being a guilty pleasure and some decent, stupid fun.

Broken Lizard wrote the film? I knew that Jay was directing it, didn't know they were writing it. Now I know I'm going to see it.

 

[Drozmight]

[insert mandatory sexual innuendo], if you know what I mean.

 

[AirBrian]

"I'm Sir Mix-A-Lot and I approve of this butt."

 

[tedtropy]

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/cheapyd/jsimpson/

CRITICAL UPDATE. Please reboot your computer after viewing.

Found some HQ pictures of her in the aforementioned daisy dukes. Eh, I'm a little dissapointed - she's man from the legs down. Gotta love the rest though.

 

[demi]

I'm gonna use that for a flash movie im making... :lol

No, you're not. Unless I approve of said flash!

(c) demi

 

[Hooker]

Pff, just like I thought. A fucking midget with nice tits.


No ass, no brains.

 

[tedtropy]

What movie/show is that from?

 

[demi]

Spaced

http://thomas.nintelligent.net/spaced/

 

[mightynine]

Dammit, they're filming this in Baton Rouge and all I've got to show for it is I saw Johnny Knoxville at the Fox and Hound the other night.

Meanwhile, my friend who works downtown had non-stop stories of all the stuff they're fliming downtown.

And a guy I work with is so sick of hearing that he's Jessica Simpson's neighbor.

 

[cubicle47b]

We (me and four of the people I live with) watched every episode of Spaced on Tuesday.

 

[demi]

We (me and four of the people I live with) watched every episode of Spaced on Tuesday.

Good on ya! Glad to see more people enjoying it.

I recently ordered my 3 Disc Collector's Edition and Nick Frost's Danger! 50,000 Volts! DVDs, should be arriving soon.

On-topic:

Um...give me a quarter to bounce off that ass?

 

[Cool]

I love that image, makes me ROFL everytime.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

They're filming in Baton Rouge? Why aren't they in Georgia?

 

[pnjtony]

Good on ya! Glad to see more people enjoying it.

I recently ordered my 3 Disc Collector's Edition and Nick Frost's Danger! 50,000 Volts! DVDs, should be arriving soon.

On-topic:

Um...give me a quarter to bounce off that ass?

i'd love to order that, but i'm not sure it'd work in the US on my DVD player, i'm fairly positive the nick frost one won't...at least it didn't a few months ago when I looked

 

[demi]

I love that image, makes me ROFL everytime.

I'm glad people enjoy it! (glare at EviLore)

i'd love to order that, but i'm not sure it'd work in the US on my DVD player, i'm fairly positive the nick frost one won't...at least it didn't a few months ago when I looked

Nah, Region 2, so expect to either play it on your PC, or get a region-free player somehow (my modded xbox = region free).

 

[mightynine]

They're filming in Baton Rouge? Why aren't they in Georgia?

It's in Baton Rouge and the surrounding area. The state started offering incentives to get more movies flimed in Louisiana.

There might be or have been some footage filmed in Georgia too, I dunno.

 

[DJ Sl4m]

Yea it's here in downtown Baton Rouge, but honestly this chick does NOTHING for me, it's probably her Tom Cruise nose.

 

[Eminem]

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/cheapyd/jsimpson/

CRITICAL UPDATE. Please reboot your computer after viewing.

Found some HQ pictures of her in the aforementioned daisy dukes. Eh, I'm a little dissapointed - she's man from the legs down. Gotta love the rest though.

wtf, her leg looks like she's just been in one of those horrendous sports leg injuries

 

[adam20]

her legs are fine you wierdoes. she is sexy as fuck yet dumb as a door knob unfortunately. I guess all it takes is a pretty face . She should be in porn =)

 

[tedtropy]

her legs are fine you wierdoes. she is sexy as fuck yet dumb as a door knob unfortunately. I guess all it takes is a pretty face . She should be in porn =)

The girl has vocal talent when it comes to singing, it's just that she's not singing anything I want to listen to. Now her sister Ashlee on the other hand, she's just riding the Simpson name...

 

[EekTheKat]

The original Daisy Duke had great legs though, that was part of what made her look so good in those ...daisy dukes.

Jessica Simpson's looks seems to be highly camera dependant, as she looks fantastic in certain shots from certain angles + yet somehow at certain angles the manly features do take precidence.

 

[The Shadow]

The problem with Jessica Simpson is that she's too short for the role. She's only like 5"1' or something like that. The original actress was a lot taller and therefore a hell of a lot more leggy. Legs made that role and they should have cast someone taller to fill those shorts.

 

[tedtropy]

There ya go. Bumprizzle, my nizzle.

 

[bogg]

I'll bump that ass.

 

[iamthevillain]

I like how there's a sliver of ass hangin out. just lovely

reminds me of that dave chappelle skit "What Men Want" and that one guy's like
"Slide my finger down the crack a' dat ass."

 

[way more]

Damn, she's been doing her sqauats.